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ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist 𓅄
@thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
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Jewish queer English major

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Sonic sez: I WANT MEANER POSTERS WITH WORSE TAKES MADE BY PEOPLE WHO HATE THE INTERNET AND WORK ΑND IM ΝΟΤ KIDDING
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Your stuff will never die.

Your creature died? Bring it back as a forest, then earthbend it and stack the triggers so that the earthbend return trigger happens first and it'll come back face up
Yedora, Grave Gardener {4}{G} Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may return it to the battlefield face down under its owner’s control. It’s a Forest land. (It has no other types or abilities.) “Even in death, we never stop growing.” 5/5
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
My list
[CREATURES] 1 Badgermole 1 Earth Rumble Wrestlers 1 Fire Nation Raider 1 Foggy Swamp Vinebender 1 Haru, Hidden Talent 1 Jeong Jeong, the Deserter 1 Jet, Freedom Fighter 1 Raucous Audience 1 Rebellious Captives 1 Saber-Tooth Moose-Lion 1 Toph, Hardheaded Teacher 1 Toph, the Blind Bandit 1 Treetop Freedom Fighters 1 Ty Lee, Artful Acrobat 1 Zhao, the Moon Slayer [INSTANTS] 1 Allies at Last 1 Firebending Lesson 1 Origin of Metalbending 1 Rocky Rebuke [SORCERIES] 1 Bumi Bash 1 Seismic Sense [ENCHANTMENTS] 1 Earthbender Ascension
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Even funnier. For stealing a megaphone from an airplane
While on tour in 1980 opening up for Rick James, Fink had suggested to Prince that they should get a police megaphone as a stage prop. The next day, the band boarded a plane and coincidently, Fink noticed the plane had an emergency bullhorn in an overhead bin. He pointed it out to Prince, who then convinced him to put it in his bag since he didn't have a carry on. A lady sitting behind Prince notified the flight attendant of the theft while the plane was still on the tarmac. Fink explained, "The next thing we know, the pilot comes out and announces, 'It has come to our attention someone has removed some emergency equipment from the airplane, which is a federal offense" Sky Marshals conducted a search and found it on Fink and in a stand up move, Prince voluntarily went to jail with him. They were arrested and sent to a local joint, but it turned into a big meet and greet and Prince ended up posing for pictures and signing autographs in jail.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
3-0-1 with Gruul earthbending
10 points, rank 2 3-0-1 %70 win
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Atla 2hg prerelease deck. Only drew Iroh once but he completely turned the game around when I did
1 Aang's Journey (TLA) 1 1 Abandon Attachments (TLA) 205 1 Bumi, King of Three Trials (TLA) 169 1 Combustion Man (TLA) 127 2. Combustion Technique (TLA) 301 1 Dragonfly Swarm (TLA) 215 1 Gran-Gran (TLA) 54 1 Guru Pathik (TLA) 223 1 Parrot Iguana (TLA) 56 1 Iroh, Grand Lotus (TLA) 227 1 It'll Quench Ya! (TLA) 58 1 Lost Days (WILL) 1 May, Jaded Edge (TLA) 147 1 Professor Zei, Anthropologist (TLA) 238 1 Rocky Rebuke (TLA) 193 1 Rough Rhino Cavalry (TLA) 152 1 Saber-Tooth Moose-Lion (TLA) 194 1 Serpent of the Pass (TLA) 70 1 Shared Roots (TLA) 196 1 The Earth King (TLA) 172 1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan (TLA) 64 1 Toph, Hardheaded Teacher (TLA) 246 1 White Lotus Hideout (TLA) 281
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
She could probably make some of the money back selling ad space on that forehead of hers
SUPREME COURT Kim Davis Faces 'Crippling' Legal Fees After Supreme Court Defeat
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
I'm in this one!

Also my potato chip gift!

(Thanks @juwuishegirl.bsky.social for the pointing)
My dear wonderful diminutive best friend pointing at me
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Any Protomen fans on this website?
Zohran for NYC template TWENTY FLOORS ABOVE THE DARK STREETS OF THE CITY, DR. LIGHT LIVED IN A RUN-DOWN TENEMENT. AN ECCENTRIC AND BRILLIANT MAN. LIGHT WAS A LONER, A THINKER, A MAN OF IDEAS. IDEAS FORBIDDEN IN WILY'S SOCIETY. THE SOCIETY WHICH HE WORKED. THE SOCIETY IN WHICH HE LIVED. THE SOCIETY THAT HE WOULD SET FREE. AND SO LIGHT WORKED, FAR INTO THE NIGHT, WHEN THE WATCHFUL EYES OF WILY'S ROBOTS WEREN'T UPON HIM. HE HAD SET HIS SKILLFUL HANDS TO THE TASK OF CREATING A DEVICE TO BRING ABOUT A CHANGE, TO CREATE A MACHINE TO BRING FREEDOM, TO CREATE A MAN TO SAVE THE WORLD. TWELVE YEARS LIGHT WORKED, AND ON A COLD NIGHT IN THE YEAR 200X, PROTOMAN WAS BORN. A PERFECT MAN, AN UNBEATABLE MACHINE, HELLBENT ON DESTROYING YING EVERY EVERY EVIL STANDING BETWEEN MAN AND FREEDOM. BUILT ONE PURPOSE, TO DESTROY WILY'S ARMY OF OF EVIL ROBOTS. READY, WILLING, PREPARE TO FIGHT.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Now I'm just thinking of abilities to copy that will let me exile more things in different ways.

So far I've got bismuth mindrender, dauthi voidwalker, divining witch, and eater of the dead
Bismuth Mindrender {3}{B} Creature — Eldrazi Devoid (This card has no color.) Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by paying life equal to the spell’s mana value rather than paying its mana cost. 4/3 Dauthi Voidwalker {B}{B} Creature — Dauthi Rogue Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.) If a card would be put into an opponent’s graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost. 3/2 Divining Witch {1}{B} Creature — Human Spellshaper {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way. 1/1 Eater of the Dead {4}{B} Creature — Horror {0}: If this creature is tapped, exile target creature card from a graveyard and untap this creature. Even the putrid muscles of the dead can provide strength to those loathsome enough to consume them. 3/4
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Holy shit it is packed at Ren Faire
So many cars and people
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
476 cards total worth $609 dollars
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
I spent far too much time on this for a very stupid joke
The Green goblin with a Starbucks apron and cup for "spoder-mane"
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Now this is a good use for soul cauldron
Agatha's Soul Cauldron {2} Legendary Artifact You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate abilities of creatures you control. Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Agatha’s Soul Cauldron. {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. When a creature card is exiled this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
I still remember the eldrazi crushing a cop car
Eldrazi performing praxis
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Do you want two creatures?

How about two artifacts?

Or a creature and an artifact?
Phyrexian Metamorph {3}{U/P} Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter ({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.) You may have this creature enter as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it’s an artifact in addition to its other types. 0/0
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
You know,
Jet, Freedom Fighter Legendary Creature - Human Rebel Ally When Jet enters, he deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature an opponent controls. When Jet un clear put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. "One day, we'll drive the Fire Nation out of here for good.
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

This game deserved better
Stim pilot from Titanfall 2
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
I love good movie
Madame Web poster
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Omniscience draft is silly

Turn 1 btw
Turn one massive board and dead opponent at -11
October 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
My customer was just going to donate this stuff to Goodwill.

Sometimes being a mover has it's perks
Walt scroll rolled up with Chinese lettering on it Wall scroll unrolled, it's extremely tall Incense kit Nice Seiko clock
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Cruel tutor ozai face with clearly you don't own an air fryer at the bottom
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Holy shit this song rips.

I don't think I'll ever get tired of it
Act III - THIS CITY MADE US The Protomen - Buried in the red
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
I run this guy in Kazarov.

I actually purchased this card from card kingdom for it
Kazarov, Sengir Pureblood {5}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Vampire Flying Whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on Kazarov. {3}{R}: Kazarov deals 2 damage to target creature. 4/4
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Chris Hay @AlsikkanTV I wouldn't normally take a picture during a movie but IM SORRY what could this POSSIBLY mean at the end of Deliver Me from Nowhere?? An image of a screen that says "THE CHICKEN MAN WILL RETURN"
October 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM