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ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist 𓅄
@thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Jewish queer English major

26, They/them

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November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Goddamn it.

I thought I was good at spotting those
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Your stuff will never die.

Your creature died? Bring it back as a forest, then earthbend it and stack the triggers so that the earthbend return trigger happens first and it'll come back face up
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
See, that's scary in the same way that gun violence is scary.

Jailhouse lock is scary in the same way that Alzheimer's is scary. It's a much more existential fear.
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Even funnier. For stealing a megaphone from an airplane
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@moxiest.art reminds me of what you do
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
They do not understand art. Their only concept of art is "how does it look". They don't care about meaning or reference or anything beyond surface level aesthetics. It's why they're AI fans
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When I was a child I had a series of dreams that all took place sequentially with a recurring theme of helping aliens get out of my house
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM