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ME, SOBBING: Please, Emily, you can't give all your 100 characters the same 4 names
EMILY BRONTE: *points* That's Earnshaw Linton. *points* That's Cathy Heathcliff. *points* Heathcliff Linton. *points* Cathy Cathy. *points* Earnshaw Cathy Jr. *pause* And they're all GHOSTS.
January 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I'm nearly embarrassed by how much I laughed at this.
December 18, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life.
December 7, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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Comet, Aldebaran and Mars over Stonehenge ✨💫☄️
December 7, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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Spiral Galaxies by Nasa
December 7, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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The worst part about this time of year is all of the people complaining about Baby it’s cold outside when that awful Paul McCartney song is so much worse
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM