When you're really insecure at your own inability to grow a beard.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When you're really insecure at your own inability to grow a beard.
I believe Soviet poutine would use borscht as gravy.
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz stated that Russia is attempting to destabilize Germany, including targeting its infrastructure, and therefore Berlin is in direct conflict with Moscow.
August 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I believe Soviet poutine would use borscht as gravy.
Brb going four wide on lap 25 of a 160 mile race.
August 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Brb going four wide on lap 25 of a 160 mile race.
Tom Homan, for example.
Homan: "Most national security threats don't have a criminal history because they try to lay low until it's time to do things bad."
July 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Tom Homan, for example.
@itsamemikey.bsky.social i feel you should see this.
July 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
@itsamemikey.bsky.social i feel you should see this.
We had literally no idea who was calling when the phone rang, and if nobody answered it, the person on the other side had no way to inform us of what wanted.
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We had literally no idea who was calling when the phone rang, and if nobody answered it, the person on the other side had no way to inform us of what wanted.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and it isn't particularly close.
Okay you guys, what’s the best book, movie, or TV show your dad introduced you to
June 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and it isn't particularly close.
Albert Belle checked out at the grocery store two over from the register I was working in the mid 90s.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Albert Belle checked out at the grocery store two over from the register I was working in the mid 90s.
You've got a lot of Cranial Acessories / You've got a lot of shit on your head.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You've got a lot of Cranial Acessories / You've got a lot of shit on your head.
Major League 2
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Nineteen Weeks
Nineteen Weeks
May 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Major League 2
Find me the bluesky con thst is basically just brunch.
what could your bluesky-con be about that could draw 200 people
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
i think that if i organized a “Bouiecon” where people got together and, i don’t know, talked breakfast cereals and the constitution, i could get more than 200 people to show up
April 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Find me the bluesky con thst is basically just brunch.
Well the market sure is fucking a lot of people so it's found many bottoms.
Peter Navarro on CNBC: "I expect the market to quickly find a bottom."
April 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Well the market sure is fucking a lot of people so it's found many bottoms.
If the Four Nations tournament was this much fun, the Olympics are going to be insane.
Unclear how I will manage to take off work for both the Olympics and the World Cup but I got a year to figure that out.
Unclear how I will manage to take off work for both the Olympics and the World Cup but I got a year to figure that out.
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If the Four Nations tournament was this much fun, the Olympics are going to be insane.
Unclear how I will manage to take off work for both the Olympics and the World Cup but I got a year to figure that out.
Unclear how I will manage to take off work for both the Olympics and the World Cup but I got a year to figure that out.
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
There's no need to send me a code verifying that its me ordering a bagel. One factor of authentication is quite enough for this transaction.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There's no need to send me a code verifying that its me ordering a bagel. One factor of authentication is quite enough for this transaction.