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I’m really getting tired of simple people trying to tell me who I’m supposed to be…

Oy vey, I’m contemplating learning Yiddish. Feeling verklempt over here.

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

After a long 11 weeks of recovery, Bunsen was cleared to resume gentle activities, including leashed walks in our creek.
The first place we took him was to the snow left in our creek.

A few years ago when I was troublingly deep into Elite Dangerous (flight stick, throttle, the lot) I used an EQ to make it sound like Spotify was playing in my ship's cockpit, and had this moment where a song perfectly synced up with a hyperspace jump.

Some guy with a dumb face asked me to do him a favor.

Tf distractions start to feel like a conspiracy…

So I have at least two women that want to murder me now…

I think I’m an expert on dating🧐

Jack, where you at? This is serious business, as you know.

Is facebook rotting my brain? Is Facebook a pile of poo poo?

Hi, my name is Rolfe. I’m here to save the world.