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I think the answer is clear…
February 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think the answer is clear…
What could a woman possibly know about theology?
January 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What could a woman possibly know about theology?
This is so true, and I am so ready to be your emperor!
January 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This is so true, and I am so ready to be your emperor!
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I took my Smoking Hot Wife and kids to see Wicked, and we walked out! I had no idea there would be witchcraft in this movie! As a Christian I was so offended, when will Donald Trump bring ChristianAmerica back? It can’t be soon enough! We need another God’s Not Dead film!
December 31, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I took my Smoking Hot Wife and kids to see Wicked, and we walked out! I had no idea there would be witchcraft in this movie! As a Christian I was so offended, when will Donald Trump bring ChristianAmerica back? It can’t be soon enough! We need another God’s Not Dead film!
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Took my Smoking Hot Wife and little kids to see Nosferatu because I thought it would be a solid Christian movie and I was shocked to see it had witchcraft! Why does Hollywood keep doing this to us?
December 31, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Took my Smoking Hot Wife and little kids to see Nosferatu because I thought it would be a solid Christian movie and I was shocked to see it had witchcraft! Why does Hollywood keep doing this to us?
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My Smoking Hot Wife and I saw this tonight and I just didn’t understand why were there so many Catholics and no Protestants? Really disappointing!
January 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My Smoking Hot Wife and I saw this tonight and I just didn’t understand why were there so many Catholics and no Protestants? Really disappointing!
My Smoking Hot Wife and I saw this tonight and I just didn’t understand why were there so many Catholics and no Protestants? Really disappointing!
January 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My Smoking Hot Wife and I saw this tonight and I just didn’t understand why were there so many Catholics and no Protestants? Really disappointing!
Took my Smoking Hot Wife and little kids to see Nosferatu because I thought it would be a solid Christian movie and I was shocked to see it had witchcraft! Why does Hollywood keep doing this to us?
December 31, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Took my Smoking Hot Wife and little kids to see Nosferatu because I thought it would be a solid Christian movie and I was shocked to see it had witchcraft! Why does Hollywood keep doing this to us?
I took my Smoking Hot Wife and kids to see Wicked, and we walked out! I had no idea there would be witchcraft in this movie! As a Christian I was so offended, when will Donald Trump bring ChristianAmerica back? It can’t be soon enough! We need another God’s Not Dead film!
December 31, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I took my Smoking Hot Wife and kids to see Wicked, and we walked out! I had no idea there would be witchcraft in this movie! As a Christian I was so offended, when will Donald Trump bring ChristianAmerica back? It can’t be soon enough! We need another God’s Not Dead film!
While we are sad to see Jimmy Carter pass, we are reminded that we can take joy in a truly Christ like President in Trump, sadly Carter wasn’t a true believer like he is!
December 31, 2024 at 12:32 AM
While we are sad to see Jimmy Carter pass, we are reminded that we can take joy in a truly Christ like President in Trump, sadly Carter wasn’t a true believer like he is!
My church will take a special offering so I can afford to go to this. I simply cannot lead without a prayer with my Lord and Savior…
December 30, 2024 at 8:42 PM
My church will take a special offering so I can afford to go to this. I simply cannot lead without a prayer with my Lord and Savior…
Today I will preach on Luke 2:42-51 and will show how God will speak through a young boy before he will ever allow a woman to preach. Will be a very uplifting sermon!
December 29, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Today I will preach on Luke 2:42-51 and will show how God will speak through a young boy before he will ever allow a woman to preach. Will be a very uplifting sermon!
This list is good but he’s wrong with #1, which is “Make your husband a tasty sandwich”
December 29, 2024 at 1:33 AM
This list is good but he’s wrong with #1, which is “Make your husband a tasty sandwich”
There is no joy in Christianity unless I know that the vast majority of humanity throughout history will experience eternal conscious torment!
Rod looked at Deckard and said, “Do you think I could ever feel it—unconditional love? To know the joy without needing a reason?”
December 28, 2024 at 11:31 PM
There is no joy in Christianity unless I know that the vast majority of humanity throughout history will experience eternal conscious torment!
How was this not a Christian band name in 2004?
“limp bisquick” would be a good name for an aughts cover band
December 28, 2024 at 6:58 PM
How was this not a Christian band name in 2004?
Just think of the new mission fields we will have if we add Greenland, Panama, and Canada to the US. Trump is spreading the Gospel, bless him!
December 27, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Just think of the new mission fields we will have if we add Greenland, Panama, and Canada to the US. Trump is spreading the Gospel, bless him!
This is also what I named my TheoBro study group!
December 26, 2024 at 7:39 PM
This is also what I named my TheoBro study group!
God’s Not Dead is a Christmas movie!
December 25, 2024 at 4:31 PM
God’s Not Dead is a Christmas movie!
I was just reading my Bible on this quiet Christmas morning and came across the most beautiful verse, may it bless you on this sacred day!
December 25, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I was just reading my Bible on this quiet Christmas morning and came across the most beautiful verse, may it bless you on this sacred day!
"You'll be visited by three spirits".
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 5:13 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits".
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
While many doubt President Trump was sent by God here he is literally living out the Prayer of Jabez!
December 24, 2024 at 5:09 PM
While many doubt President Trump was sent by God here he is literally living out the Prayer of Jabez!
Sigh… I picked a heck of a time to retry a TheoBro parody account…
December 24, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Sigh… I picked a heck of a time to retry a TheoBro parody account…
In the Spirit of Christmas I will be preaching from the most joyful and inspiring verse of the Bible: 1 Timothy 2:12! You won’t want to miss it!
December 22, 2024 at 4:39 PM
In the Spirit of Christmas I will be preaching from the most joyful and inspiring verse of the Bible: 1 Timothy 2:12! You won’t want to miss it!
It’s time for some 1 Timothy 2:12 up in here!
December 21, 2024 at 10:31 PM
It’s time for some 1 Timothy 2:12 up in here!