I think the answer is clear…

What could a woman possibly know about theology?

This is so true, and I am so ready to be your emperor!

My Smoking Hot Wife and I saw this tonight and I just didn’t understand why were there so many Catholics and no Protestants? Really disappointing!

Took my Smoking Hot Wife and little kids to see Nosferatu because I thought it would be a solid Christian movie and I was shocked to see it had witchcraft! Why does Hollywood keep doing this to us?

I took my Smoking Hot Wife and kids to see Wicked, and we walked out! I had no idea there would be witchcraft in this movie! As a Christian I was so offended, when will Donald Trump bring ChristianAmerica back? It can’t be soon enough! We need another God’s Not Dead film!

My church will take a special offering so I can afford to go to this. I simply cannot lead without a prayer with my Lord and Savior…

This list is good but he’s wrong with #1, which is “Make your husband a tasty sandwich”

This is also what I named my TheoBro study group!

I was just reading my Bible on this quiet Christmas morning and came across the most beautiful verse, may it bless you on this sacred day!

"You'll be visited by three spirits".

The three spirits:

While many doubt President Trump was sent by God here he is literally living out the Prayer of Jabez!

Sigh… I picked a heck of a time to retry a TheoBro parody account…