Crystal Keith
@thenativeangel.bsky.social
Downtown Diva. Dedicated follower of music, theatre, and community. Brazen feminist. Recovering Evangelical. Cultivator of delight. Living The Life of The Mind in The City of Angels. Nam Myoho Renge Kyo.
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Ohnoes!
My friends Diya and Taylor found this sweet girl in Echo Park yesterday who is seemingly part kangaroo they’re calling Hank and she didn’t have a chip or a collar and they are home fostering since the shelters are extremely crowded, so if you know Hank or you want to adopt Hank, DM me
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ohnoes!
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“AND THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! MY OH MY!”
What was longer? 24 years or THAT game? #GoMariners #seizethemoment
What was longer? 24 years or THAT game? #GoMariners #seizethemoment
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
“AND THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! MY OH MY!”
What was longer? 24 years or THAT game? #GoMariners #seizethemoment
What was longer? 24 years or THAT game? #GoMariners #seizethemoment
This is the internet you're looking for.
Destroyed by our freshly minted teen:
Me: Dinner's running late honey, sorry
Wife: I never had a consistent dinnertime
Me: In the Seventies? Yeah we're trying to be different/better
Wife&I: (riff on childhood in the Seventies: Seventies-this, Seventies-that)
Teen (sotto voce): Seven-deez nuts
Me: Dinner's running late honey, sorry
Wife: I never had a consistent dinnertime
Me: In the Seventies? Yeah we're trying to be different/better
Wife&I: (riff on childhood in the Seventies: Seventies-this, Seventies-that)
Teen (sotto voce): Seven-deez nuts
September 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is the internet you're looking for.
Them: We're going to Make America Healthy Again.
Us: Wonderful! We need accessible healthcare, secure food sources, clean water, and sensible gun control.
Them: We're gonna start by giving you measles.
Us: Wonderful! We need accessible healthcare, secure food sources, clean water, and sensible gun control.
Them: We're gonna start by giving you measles.
September 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Them: We're going to Make America Healthy Again.
Us: Wonderful! We need accessible healthcare, secure food sources, clean water, and sensible gun control.
Them: We're gonna start by giving you measles.
Us: Wonderful! We need accessible healthcare, secure food sources, clean water, and sensible gun control.
Them: We're gonna start by giving you measles.
If half the people who call themselves PRO-LIFE gave a shit about protecting babies, our entire society would be different. The American pro-life movement is really just a pro-force movement.
August 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If half the people who call themselves PRO-LIFE gave a shit about protecting babies, our entire society would be different. The American pro-life movement is really just a pro-force movement.
We're currently bickering over the definition of a concentration camp. #HowItsGoing
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We're currently bickering over the definition of a concentration camp. #HowItsGoing
I propose a reality show called FAFO, in which fools who believe people cruise through life on "handouts" must navigate the world of means-tested social benefit programs. There'd be tears before the opening credits finished rolling. They have no idea.
July 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I propose a reality show called FAFO, in which fools who believe people cruise through life on "handouts" must navigate the world of means-tested social benefit programs. There'd be tears before the opening credits finished rolling. They have no idea.
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Thank you for coming, for supporting us, for leaving reviews and for voting. We appreciate all of it and are so grateful for it all.
📷: Robert Zhao
#hollywoodfringe25 #hff25 @thenativeangel.bsky.social
@jacobsidney.com
📷: Robert Zhao
#hollywoodfringe25 #hff25 @thenativeangel.bsky.social
@jacobsidney.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Thank you for coming, for supporting us, for leaving reviews and for voting. We appreciate all of it and are so grateful for it all.
📷: Robert Zhao
#hollywoodfringe25 #hff25 @thenativeangel.bsky.social
@jacobsidney.com
📷: Robert Zhao
#hollywoodfringe25 #hff25 @thenativeangel.bsky.social
@jacobsidney.com
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Doc Maynard’s extraordinary life brought him into the heart of this cultural tug of war, and made us both who we are today, and who we might be.
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
June 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Doc Maynard’s extraordinary life brought him into the heart of this cultural tug of war, and made us both who we are today, and who we might be.
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
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The tensions which define US culture are clearly on display in the rain-soaked city which gave the world outdoor gear, personal computers, and Kurt Cobain.
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
June 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The tensions which define US culture are clearly on display in the rain-soaked city which gave the world outdoor gear, personal computers, and Kurt Cobain.
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
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The staggering accomplishments of one determined man are viewed through a lens which includes their impact on indigenous people, women, and natural resources.
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
June 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The staggering accomplishments of one determined man are viewed through a lens which includes their impact on indigenous people, women, and natural resources.
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
Use code 2wives to get 2-for-1 tickets for tomorrow’s 2pm show.
In this one hour world premiere, Sidney sets out to share a more complete and candid story about Seattle's founding than any he heard growing up.
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe
@centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
June 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Use code 2wives to get 2-for-1 tickets for tomorrow’s 2pm show.
If you think $5K would entice an American to have a baby, you have never taken a breath in the real world.
April 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you think $5K would entice an American to have a baby, you have never taken a breath in the real world.
Hey Crystal. Whatcha been up to?
Post up for no better man!
Created & Performed by me!
Produced by @thenativeangel.bsky.social
Production Design by Chris Hutching
On sale May 1 at bit.ly/nbmfringe
jacobsidney.blogspot.com/2025/04/no-b...
Created & Performed by me!
Produced by @thenativeangel.bsky.social
Production Design by Chris Hutching
On sale May 1 at bit.ly/nbmfringe
jacobsidney.blogspot.com/2025/04/no-b...
no better man in the Hollywood Fringe
On sale May 1: Jake's solo show on Doc Maynard & the Founding of Seattle at the Broadwater Studio ...
jacobsidney.blogspot.com
April 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey Crystal. Whatcha been up to?
The outrage at Chappell Roan is so predictably American. We talk about care as a noble calling while effectively treating it as worthless. We present a rosy image of family life but resent providing any kind of meaningful practical support to families. 1/3
March 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The outrage at Chappell Roan is so predictably American. We talk about care as a noble calling while effectively treating it as worthless. We present a rosy image of family life but resent providing any kind of meaningful practical support to families. 1/3
I was a child who sang about being in "The Lord's Army." Now I'm an adult who writes plays.
How did they not see this coming?
How did they not see this coming?
March 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I was a child who sang about being in "The Lord's Army." Now I'm an adult who writes plays.
How did they not see this coming?
How did they not see this coming?
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These ten Democrats should just quit. To censure Green when there have never been consequences for MTG for egregious behavior whereas Green was protesting fascism. We are drowning in shit.
US House voted 224-198 to censure Rep. Al Green (D-Texas)
Republicans 214-0
Democrats 10-198 (with 2 Ds voting "present")
Republicans 214-0
Democrats 10-198 (with 2 Ds voting "present")
March 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
These ten Democrats should just quit. To censure Green when there have never been consequences for MTG for egregious behavior whereas Green was protesting fascism. We are drowning in shit.
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However, that doesn't mean we have no choice but to lose our democracy. We are a very large country, and they are a small, heavily overextended group of people who aren't smart and don't have experience running a gigantic bureaucracy. The key is to keep them facing opposition on thousands of fronts
February 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
However, that doesn't mean we have no choice but to lose our democracy. We are a very large country, and they are a small, heavily overextended group of people who aren't smart and don't have experience running a gigantic bureaucracy. The key is to keep them facing opposition on thousands of fronts
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So the FBI could surveil & then assassinate a 21 year old Civil Rights leader in 1969, but is powerless to take any steps to stop--checks notes--a 19 year old who goes by the name Big Balls from defunding and defrauding a $6 Trillion economy? Do I have that right?
February 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So the FBI could surveil & then assassinate a 21 year old Civil Rights leader in 1969, but is powerless to take any steps to stop--checks notes--a 19 year old who goes by the name Big Balls from defunding and defrauding a $6 Trillion economy? Do I have that right?
This is how you internet.
Christian ladies,
If he isn't practicing biblical manhood by making you so wet that he compares you to a goblet that never runs dry (Song of Songs 7:2), is he even worth your time?
If he isn't practicing biblical manhood by making you so wet that he compares you to a goblet that never runs dry (Song of Songs 7:2), is he even worth your time?
January 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is how you internet.
Lotta dudes harping on about the importance of masculinity while demonstrating a 7th grader's grasp of what that word means.
January 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Lotta dudes harping on about the importance of masculinity while demonstrating a 7th grader's grasp of what that word means.
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Sunday night is your chance to hear @thenativeangel.bsky.social and I sing songs we love!
Doors open at 5 at the Broadwater Plunge in Hollywood: 6324 Santa Monica Blvd.
Live music at 7, plus snacks and drink specials all night. Join us for a cup of cheer!
on.soundcloud.com/HQJEnJ4LzZae...
Doors open at 5 at the Broadwater Plunge in Hollywood: 6324 Santa Monica Blvd.
Live music at 7, plus snacks and drink specials all night. Join us for a cup of cheer!
on.soundcloud.com/HQJEnJ4LzZae...
03 Sleigh Ride, Crystal Keith
Vanessa Stewart, Jacob Sidney, Crystal Keith, and Richard Levinson sing American Holiday Classics!
THE SLEIGH BELLES celebrate the great 20th Century American songwriting of the holiday season, fea
on.soundcloud.com
December 9, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Sunday night is your chance to hear @thenativeangel.bsky.social and I sing songs we love!
Doors open at 5 at the Broadwater Plunge in Hollywood: 6324 Santa Monica Blvd.
Live music at 7, plus snacks and drink specials all night. Join us for a cup of cheer!
on.soundcloud.com/HQJEnJ4LzZae...
Doors open at 5 at the Broadwater Plunge in Hollywood: 6324 Santa Monica Blvd.
Live music at 7, plus snacks and drink specials all night. Join us for a cup of cheer!
on.soundcloud.com/HQJEnJ4LzZae...
A "Libertarian" driving on roads he didn't pave is a Poser.
December 7, 2024 at 4:53 PM
A "Libertarian" driving on roads he didn't pave is a Poser.
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IN FOR A PENNY returns for one night only!
@thenativeangel.bsky.social 's time-travelling Jack the Ripper story is funny, feminist, dark as f*ck, and back with an expanded script.
6320 Santa Monica Blvd.
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
@thenativeangel.bsky.social 's time-travelling Jack the Ripper story is funny, feminist, dark as f*ck, and back with an expanded script.
6320 Santa Monica Blvd.
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
October 18, 2024 at 9:08 PM
IN FOR A PENNY returns for one night only!
@thenativeangel.bsky.social 's time-travelling Jack the Ripper story is funny, feminist, dark as f*ck, and back with an expanded script.
6320 Santa Monica Blvd.
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
@thenativeangel.bsky.social 's time-travelling Jack the Ripper story is funny, feminist, dark as f*ck, and back with an expanded script.
6320 Santa Monica Blvd.
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
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JACK IS BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
@thenativeangel.bsky.social 's IN FOR A PENNY returns from its Best Drama-Nominated Fringe run with an expanded script, Monday 21 Oct 7pm
More feminist, more funny, and more dark as f*ck.
🎟s start at $5! bit.ly/anotherpenny
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
@thenativeangel.bsky.social 's IN FOR A PENNY returns from its Best Drama-Nominated Fringe run with an expanded script, Monday 21 Oct 7pm
More feminist, more funny, and more dark as f*ck.
🎟s start at $5! bit.ly/anotherpenny
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
October 15, 2024 at 8:48 PM
JACK IS BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
@thenativeangel.bsky.social 's IN FOR A PENNY returns from its Best Drama-Nominated Fringe run with an expanded script, Monday 21 Oct 7pm
More feminist, more funny, and more dark as f*ck.
🎟s start at $5! bit.ly/anotherpenny
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe
@thenativeangel.bsky.social 's IN FOR A PENNY returns from its Best Drama-Nominated Fringe run with an expanded script, Monday 21 Oct 7pm
More feminist, more funny, and more dark as f*ck.
🎟s start at $5! bit.ly/anotherpenny
📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe