The Mushroom System
@themushroomsys.bsky.social
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🐝 Beowulf
🦎 Caryll
♦️ Harlegwen
💤 Hypnos
🅱️ The Over-Bitch
🩷 Kurumu
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🐝 Beowulf
🦎 Caryll
♦️ Harlegwen
💤 Hypnos
🅱️ The Over-Bitch
🩷 Kurumu
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Quoth the raven: Hey what the FUCK is this shit. You see this? That's crazy. Librarian can you pull that up
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Quoth the raven: Hey what the FUCK is this shit. You see this? That's crazy. Librarian can you pull that up
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I need to turn a girl into a reptile/lizard RIGHT now like I'm not even kidding. Preferably not undoable
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I need to turn a girl into a reptile/lizard RIGHT now like I'm not even kidding. Preferably not undoable
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No sweetie I promise Mommy thinks of you as more than just a narcissistic supply tank. You're also very fun to kiss!! And to scramble like a rubiks cube
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No sweetie I promise Mommy thinks of you as more than just a narcissistic supply tank. You're also very fun to kiss!! And to scramble like a rubiks cube
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What Is The Dinosaur REALLY Saying?
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What Is The Dinosaur REALLY Saying?
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I'd take it a step further, if you have a partner who makes fun of *any* of your hobbies, run the fuck away
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'd take it a step further, if you have a partner who makes fun of *any* of your hobbies, run the fuck away
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Remember to always make a narcissist feel pretty
It's the only trickle-down scheme that works
It's the only trickle-down scheme that works
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Remember to always make a narcissist feel pretty
It's the only trickle-down scheme that works
It's the only trickle-down scheme that works
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Personality disorders, or as I like to call them, hot
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Personality disorders, or as I like to call them, hot
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Partner just said in a blank neutral calm voice "You perplex me." and I found it so funny
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Partner just said in a blank neutral calm voice "You perplex me." and I found it so funny
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Few times have I felt as autistic as when I'm infodumping about fucking Cuuuubes /pos
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Few times have I felt as autistic as when I'm infodumping about fucking Cuuuubes /pos
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I love the amount of plurality conversations I've had with Susie since we both started having Hazbin fictives show up that have gone
"how the hell do I have so many of these I don't even like the show"
"ikr it's fucked"
"...but we're making them kiss right"
"oh we're *totally* making them kiss"
"how the hell do I have so many of these I don't even like the show"
"ikr it's fucked"
"...but we're making them kiss right"
"oh we're *totally* making them kiss"
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I love the amount of plurality conversations I've had with Susie since we both started having Hazbin fictives show up that have gone
"how the hell do I have so many of these I don't even like the show"
"ikr it's fucked"
"...but we're making them kiss right"
"oh we're *totally* making them kiss"
"how the hell do I have so many of these I don't even like the show"
"ikr it's fucked"
"...but we're making them kiss right"
"oh we're *totally* making them kiss"
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ETERNAL RECURRENCE
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ETERNAL RECURRENCE
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You actually don't need My permission to worship Me in whatever way you want btw
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You actually don't need My permission to worship Me in whatever way you want btw
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youtu.be/NXHC2xI3U6s?... one of My favourite albums btw
VHS Head - Persistence of Vision (Full Album)
YouTube video by Polychora
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
youtu.be/NXHC2xI3U6s?... one of My favourite albums btw
🐝 sayimg "calm down girl" to the 12'8, extremely muscular, milf in my head to assert dominance
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
🐝 sayimg "calm down girl" to the 12'8, extremely muscular, milf in my head to assert dominance
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Serpentsaur gut saturday
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Serpentsaur gut saturday
holy shit Antonio
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
holy shit Antonio
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*at the ooze restaurant in the goo dimension* Excuse Me, ooze Waiter, My goo is undercooked. Please put it back in the ooze microwave for thirty more ooze minutes, and then bring Me a fresh set of sludge cutlery
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
*at the ooze restaurant in the goo dimension* Excuse Me, ooze Waiter, My goo is undercooked. Please put it back in the ooze microwave for thirty more ooze minutes, and then bring Me a fresh set of sludge cutlery
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I would join the military if instead of guns it was boobs and instead of war it was boobs and instead of imperialism it was boobs and instead of misogyny it was boobs and instead of military it was boobs and
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I would join the military if instead of guns it was boobs and instead of war it was boobs and instead of imperialism it was boobs and instead of misogyny it was boobs and instead of military it was boobs and
Okay she's HORTY today
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Okay she's HORTY today
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does the insurance pay for the job or does the job pay for the insurance
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
does the insurance pay for the job or does the job pay for the insurance
🩷 wjat the fuck did caryll mean by this?
🦎 Girl your dick like a switchblade, illegal and hotter because of it
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
🩷 wjat the fuck did caryll mean by this?
the little out here calling a show libslop
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the little out here calling a show libslop
🦎 Girl your dick like a switchblade, illegal and hotter because of it
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🦎 Girl your dick like a switchblade, illegal and hotter because of it