Modern Man
@themodernman.bsky.social
Political junkie, global citizen. Hack satirist. Laugh or die. Here to keep the Constitution and cancel Orange Foolius. Space Karen ruined Twitter. Follow me if you want to survive Trumpocalypse! #resistance
The President of the United States just removed'Swastika's' and 'nooses' from symbols of hate list for Coast Guard, meaning service members can have Swastika tattoos, or depict lynchings, no problem. Why? Flying a NAZI flag on your boat will protect you from targeted missile strikes?
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The President of the United States just removed'Swastika's' and 'nooses' from symbols of hate list for Coast Guard, meaning service members can have Swastika tattoos, or depict lynchings, no problem. Why? Flying a NAZI flag on your boat will protect you from targeted missile strikes?
Trump with Crown Prince Bone Saw sounds like a 5 year old dunce, no offense to 5 year old dunces, just don't want them running to planet. That is all.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trump with Crown Prince Bone Saw sounds like a 5 year old dunce, no offense to 5 year old dunces, just don't want them running to planet. That is all.
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MAHA is full of shit. End Transmission.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MAHA is full of shit. End Transmission.
Can someone explain to me like I'm a dumbass dimwitted member of #Trump's Cabinet how we can afford to send $40 Billion to Argentenia, but can't afford $34B in 2026 to protect healthcare premiums for 40 million Americans?
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Can someone explain to me like I'm a dumbass dimwitted member of #Trump's Cabinet how we can afford to send $40 Billion to Argentenia, but can't afford $34B in 2026 to protect healthcare premiums for 40 million Americans?
Now this is some world class projection like only a psychopath with low self esteem could do.
President Donald Trump asked AG Pam Bondi to speak about the reported grand jury investigation into Sen. Adam Schiff, only to be told that she could not legally do so.
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Now this is some world class projection like only a psychopath with low self esteem could do.
For the Record: The last time this many National Guard Troops were activated domestically was Kent State protests against dirty ass Nixon and the MF Department of WAR. It did not end well. Never Again!!
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
For the Record: The last time this many National Guard Troops were activated domestically was Kent State protests against dirty ass Nixon and the MF Department of WAR. It did not end well. Never Again!!
MAGAs having a hard time processing the Kansas City Chiefs losing streak given that Travis Kelce controls Tayor Swift who has control of the deep state that controls the NFL.
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October 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
MAGAs having a hard time processing the Kansas City Chiefs losing streak given that Travis Kelce controls Tayor Swift who has control of the deep state that controls the NFL.
I liked Jeffrey Epstein services so much, I became his lawyer.
-Alan Dershowitz
-Alan Dershowitz
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I liked Jeffrey Epstein services so much, I became his lawyer.
-Alan Dershowitz
-Alan Dershowitz
Donald Trump is like bottled chicken...sounds gross, looks awful, with bad taste and makes no sense. Prove me wrong!
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Donald Trump is like bottled chicken...sounds gross, looks awful, with bad taste and makes no sense. Prove me wrong!
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Anybody ever seen Stephen Miller outside during the day?🌞
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September 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Anybody ever seen Stephen Miller outside during the day?🌞
There is no daylight between Mike Johnson and Mr. Brooks.
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September 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
There is no daylight between Mike Johnson and Mr. Brooks.
Make no mistake about it. This 'Department of War'
meeting at the Pentagon is the first step in Trump taking over the military by purging those loyal to Constitution and installing loyalists, loyal only to him ala Hitler 1936. Will we stop it? You have been warned!
#hegseth #pentagon
meeting at the Pentagon is the first step in Trump taking over the military by purging those loyal to Constitution and installing loyalists, loyal only to him ala Hitler 1936. Will we stop it? You have been warned!
#hegseth #pentagon
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Damn, Eric Adams hasn't aged a bit since his Sanford and Son days. Let the man eat.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Damn, Eric Adams hasn't aged a bit since his Sanford and Son days. Let the man eat.
New Rule: Public Servants who take $50,000 bribes should be deported to Guatemala. No need for trial. These are the worst of the worst criminals.
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
New Rule: Public Servants who take $50,000 bribes should be deported to Guatemala. No need for trial. These are the worst of the worst criminals.
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan
This Horseshit going after black women he doesn't like claiming 'mortgage fraud' is rich coming from the fat fascist fuq convicted of mortgage fraud by a jury of his peers.
J6 wasn't enough. DoJ is bringing fake charges just for Trumple Thinskin's wet dreams of retribution.
J6 wasn't enough. DoJ is bringing fake charges just for Trumple Thinskin's wet dreams of retribution.
The mortgage fraud investigation into New York Attorney General Letitia James is at a standstill because federal agents and prosecutors don’t believe they have enough evidence to get a conviction if the case were to go to trial, but Trump won't let it go. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Federal probe into Trump foe Letitia James hits a standstill, law enforcement officials say
James, the New York attorney general, faces allegations of mortgage fraud by the Trump administration. She has denied any wrongdoing.
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September 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This Horseshit going after black women he doesn't like claiming 'mortgage fraud' is rich coming from the fat fascist fuq convicted of mortgage fraud by a jury of his peers.
J6 wasn't enough. DoJ is bringing fake charges just for Trumple Thinskin's wet dreams of retribution.
J6 wasn't enough. DoJ is bringing fake charges just for Trumple Thinskin's wet dreams of retribution.
Turns out the FCC getting Jimmy Kimmel clipped didn't have a damn thing to do with Charlie Kirk. It was just a means to a pre-determined end. I'm no lawyer but 'Make fun of Trump, and I'll pull you f'n broadcast license' is Nazi talk. Full Stop!
FCC chair signals Kimmel won’t be last casualty in Trump’s war on media www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
FCC chair signals Kimmel won’t be last casualty in Trump’s war on media
During a wide-ranging interview on CNBC Thursday, Federal Communications Commission Chair Brendan Carr hinted that Jimmy Kimmel’s show might not be the last casualty in President Donald Trump’s ...
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September 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Turns out the FCC getting Jimmy Kimmel clipped didn't have a damn thing to do with Charlie Kirk. It was just a means to a pre-determined end. I'm no lawyer but 'Make fun of Trump, and I'll pull you f'n broadcast license' is Nazi talk. Full Stop!
The world has never seen a US President as weak, evil, incompetent, hateful, donkey brained, dishonest and pathetically insecure & sensitive as Donald J Trump.
If I were a Network TV personality, I'd be fired by now. The FCC has gone full on Moscow mode. This Supreme KKKourt will let them.
If I were a Network TV personality, I'd be fired by now. The FCC has gone full on Moscow mode. This Supreme KKKourt will let them.
This line from 9-0 Supreme Court case exposes Trump attack on Kimmel as 'unconstitutional'
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This line from 9-0 Supreme Court case exposes Trump attack on media as 'unconstitutional'
On Wednesday, President Donald Trump's appointed Federal Communications Commission (FCC) chairman issued a threat that preceded ABC's decision to take late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's show off the air. ...
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September 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The world has never seen a US President as weak, evil, incompetent, hateful, donkey brained, dishonest and pathetically insecure & sensitive as Donald J Trump.
If I were a Network TV personality, I'd be fired by now. The FCC has gone full on Moscow mode. This Supreme KKKourt will let them.
If I were a Network TV personality, I'd be fired by now. The FCC has gone full on Moscow mode. This Supreme KKKourt will let them.
September 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Trump Administration is rounding up and locking up latinos simply for having tattoos. Exhibit A on why White Supremacy is for cuck fluffers. A below average racist alcoholic and wildly incompetent cuck fluffer is running the most powerful military on earth.
#Pentagon #firehegseth
#Pentagon #firehegseth
September 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Trump Administration is rounding up and locking up latinos simply for having tattoos. Exhibit A on why White Supremacy is for cuck fluffers. A below average racist alcoholic and wildly incompetent cuck fluffer is running the most powerful military on earth.
#Pentagon #firehegseth
#Pentagon #firehegseth
So will Rocket Man be the new mayor of Rocket City? I mean, he did send love letters and all.
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September 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So will Rocket Man be the new mayor of Rocket City? I mean, he did send love letters and all.
Who else agrees, The Republican Party, the supposed party of family values, is morally bankrupt?
September 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Who else agrees, The Republican Party, the supposed party of family values, is morally bankrupt?
#Breaking: Joni Ernst blames her campaign manager on her decision to retire. Apparently 'You're all dead meat' is not a winning campaign slogan. Story at 11.
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September 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#Breaking: Joni Ernst blames her campaign manager on her decision to retire. Apparently 'You're all dead meat' is not a winning campaign slogan. Story at 11.
September 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If only DeSantis and Trump were as passionate about stopping school massacres as they were about stopping children from seeing a vaguely gay character in an animated Disney movie.....
Florida Politics, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
#floridapolitics
Florida Politics, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
#floridapolitics
August 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If only DeSantis and Trump were as passionate about stopping school massacres as they were about stopping children from seeing a vaguely gay character in an animated Disney movie.....
Florida Politics, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
#floridapolitics
Florida Politics, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
#floridapolitics