Modern Man
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Modern Man
@themodernman.bsky.social
· Dec 30
Meet Aimee Bock, mastermind of Massive Minneapolis Minnesota fraud scheme. She lured Somalis into opening daycares & wellness centers promising millions in Fed Govt funding. Most never got paid, she kept $250M and they closed. Ain't no ICE issues. Somali's were the victims, whistleblowers.
Paul, they may want to discredit us but reality is, MAGA gets gaslit 24/7, pushing lies & they still won. It's not abt winning vs MAGA, it's abt winning independents.
Here's what Pam Bondi did say 'There's nothing to see here. If the victims want to be heard, they should call the FBI tip line'
Here's what Pam Bondi did say 'There's nothing to see here. If the victims want to be heard, they should call the FBI tip line'
February 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Paul, they may want to discredit us but reality is, MAGA gets gaslit 24/7, pushing lies & they still won. It's not abt winning vs MAGA, it's abt winning independents.
Here's what Pam Bondi did say 'There's nothing to see here. If the victims want to be heard, they should call the FBI tip line'
Here's what Pam Bondi did say 'There's nothing to see here. If the victims want to be heard, they should call the FBI tip line'
Martin Luther King Jr. may not have gotten there with us, but Jessie Jackson did.
RIP Mr. Jackson. You fought the good fight!
RIP Mr. Jackson. You fought the good fight!
February 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Martin Luther King Jr. may not have gotten there with us, but Jessie Jackson did.
RIP Mr. Jackson. You fought the good fight!
RIP Mr. Jackson. You fought the good fight!
Trump has electile dysfunction. Cheating is his Viagra.
February 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Trump has electile dysfunction. Cheating is his Viagra.
Incredible story telling TP! I'll add that white folks back then did not want to see a black man doing better than them or driving a nicer car, so they discredited them up front by making it a punchline. 'Look, there's a negro in a new Cadillac, ha ha!'
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Incredible story telling TP! I'll add that white folks back then did not want to see a black man doing better than them or driving a nicer car, so they discredited them up front by making it a punchline. 'Look, there's a negro in a new Cadillac, ha ha!'
Pam Bondi says Prince Andrew is not worth investigating...
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Pam Bondi says Prince Andrew is not worth investigating...
Sorry MAGA but Trump is so not a Christian. He actually hates y'all and treats violating the 10 Commandments like a bucket list. Deal with it!
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Sorry MAGA but Trump is so not a Christian. He actually hates y'all and treats violating the 10 Commandments like a bucket list. Deal with it!
If it's got Trump's name on it, it's a fraud. No exceptions. Wouldn't surprise me if people never get their drugs like they never got their Trump Phones or Trump Sneakers or Trump Bibles.
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
If it's got Trump's name on it, it's a fraud. No exceptions. Wouldn't surprise me if people never get their drugs like they never got their Trump Phones or Trump Sneakers or Trump Bibles.
Pam Bondi testified to congress today and the reviews are in!
'A series of brain farts wrapped in hot garbage'
'Fascist Barbie goes down'
'Pam Bondi needs a moral colonic'
'Child rape's ok...if you're rich and Republican'
'A series of brain farts wrapped in hot garbage'
'Fascist Barbie goes down'
'Pam Bondi needs a moral colonic'
'Child rape's ok...if you're rich and Republican'
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Pam Bondi testified to congress today and the reviews are in!
'A series of brain farts wrapped in hot garbage'
'Fascist Barbie goes down'
'Pam Bondi needs a moral colonic'
'Child rape's ok...if you're rich and Republican'
'A series of brain farts wrapped in hot garbage'
'Fascist Barbie goes down'
'Pam Bondi needs a moral colonic'
'Child rape's ok...if you're rich and Republican'
Pam Bondi thinks she's gonna get away with this and retire on a government pension. She will not. She will be prosecuted. Stand by.
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Pam Bondi thinks she's gonna get away with this and retire on a government pension. She will not. She will be prosecuted. Stand by.
Novel Thought: 'Hey you sniveling trunt, how about you Interview the victims right behind you?'
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Novel Thought: 'Hey you sniveling trunt, how about you Interview the victims right behind you?'
Somebody please call the Karma Police. Jim Jordan is on the lam.
a gauge that says irony at the top
ALT: a gauge that says irony at the top
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Somebody please call the Karma Police. Jim Jordan is on the lam.
IT is by far not the end. Most lawyers around Trump wind up getting disbarred. The ones that leave the second their integrity is threatened do just fine.
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
IT is by far not the end. Most lawyers around Trump wind up getting disbarred. The ones that leave the second their integrity is threatened do just fine.
Trump coulda promised them $100K or a million cuz he never pays his bills or keeps his promises. 😭
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Trump coulda promised them $100K or a million cuz he never pays his bills or keeps his promises. 😭
1000% Texas Paul. Once he showed you he was a liar, a cheat, a rapist, a felon, a fascist, a traitor and an insurrectionist? No, no, you can't come back from that.
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
1000% Texas Paul. Once he showed you he was a liar, a cheat, a rapist, a felon, a fascist, a traitor and an insurrectionist? No, no, you can't come back from that.
DHS and ICE do not need any more funding. They have surpassed the Marines in funding. No thank you Chuck. Dems must have the cojones to say 'No More ICE funding!'
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
DHS and ICE do not need any more funding. They have surpassed the Marines in funding. No thank you Chuck. Dems must have the cojones to say 'No More ICE funding!'
No purpose flour failing up! #facts. Like POTUS, a black man who failed on financial promises and committed as much crime as Elon and Trump would be in, what I like to call the unemployment line or prison.
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
No purpose flour failing up! #facts. Like POTUS, a black man who failed on financial promises and committed as much crime as Elon and Trump would be in, what I like to call the unemployment line or prison.
A President punishing states who don't vote for him is not normal or acceptable. We must not let it become so.
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
A President punishing states who don't vote for him is not normal or acceptable. We must not let it become so.
How much racist hateful mail did Obama get? We'll never know because he's a man, not a raging p**sy who needs the DoJ lady to make it stop. 😭😭😭
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 AM
How much racist hateful mail did Obama get? We'll never know because he's a man, not a raging p**sy who needs the DoJ lady to make it stop. 😭😭😭
....and that's WITH shoe polish. 😆
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
....and that's WITH shoe polish. 😆
She was one of the Hidden Figures, black female mathematicians who figured out what no white males could. Hence their outrage.
a woman is standing on a ladder in front of a blackboard with math equations on it
ALT: a woman is standing on a ladder in front of a blackboard with math equations on it
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
She was one of the Hidden Figures, black female mathematicians who figured out what no white males could. Hence their outrage.
Long live The Rebel Alliance!
a man in armor says this is the may in front of a plane
ALT: a man in armor says this is the may in front of a plane
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Long live The Rebel Alliance!
I really don't feel like moving to Canada, but it is sounding more and more attractive if we don't take out the trash in November.
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I really don't feel like moving to Canada, but it is sounding more and more attractive if we don't take out the trash in November.
Trumps base isn't good at math or science. It makes them feel some kind of way. So they put conspiracy theories in place of facts and reason. Conspiracies are super easy to understand, and when it doesn't make sense, you just make up more stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Trumps base isn't good at math or science. It makes them feel some kind of way. So they put conspiracy theories in place of facts and reason. Conspiracies are super easy to understand, and when it doesn't make sense, you just make up more stuff.
Can somebody explain to me like I'm Lauren Boebert, how a NY conman, rapist, felon & self-proclaimed atheist who's all up in the Epstein Files & treats the 10 Commandments like a Bucket List convinced 'Christians' he's the one, right up there with Jesus. I say they were never Christians at all.
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Can somebody explain to me like I'm Lauren Boebert, how a NY conman, rapist, felon & self-proclaimed atheist who's all up in the Epstein Files & treats the 10 Commandments like a Bucket List convinced 'Christians' he's the one, right up there with Jesus. I say they were never Christians at all.
