Modern Man
@themodernman.bsky.social
Political junkie, global citizen. Hack satirist. Laugh or die. Here to keep the Constitution and cancel Orange Foolius. Space Karen ruined Twitter. Follow me if you want to survive Trumpocalypse! #resistance
The President of the United States just removed'Swastika's' and 'nooses' from symbols of hate list for Coast Guard, meaning service members can have Swastika tattoos, or depict lynchings, no problem. Why? Flying a NAZI flag on your boat will protect you from targeted missile strikes?
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The President of the United States just removed'Swastika's' and 'nooses' from symbols of hate list for Coast Guard, meaning service members can have Swastika tattoos, or depict lynchings, no problem. Why? Flying a NAZI flag on your boat will protect you from targeted missile strikes?
Trump with Crown Prince Bone Saw sounds like a 5 year old dunce, no offense to 5 year old dunces, just don't want them running to planet. That is all.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trump with Crown Prince Bone Saw sounds like a 5 year old dunce, no offense to 5 year old dunces, just don't want them running to planet. That is all.
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MAHA is full of shit. End Transmission.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MAHA is full of shit. End Transmission.
Can someone explain to me like I'm a dumbass dimwitted member of #Trump's Cabinet how we can afford to send $40 Billion to Argentenia, but can't afford $34B in 2026 to protect healthcare premiums for 40 million Americans?
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Can someone explain to me like I'm a dumbass dimwitted member of #Trump's Cabinet how we can afford to send $40 Billion to Argentenia, but can't afford $34B in 2026 to protect healthcare premiums for 40 million Americans?
Gone, gone forever. No debate, no permission. All for this tacky ass shit right here.
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Gone, gone forever. No debate, no permission. All for this tacky ass shit right here.
For the Record: The last time this many National Guard Troops were activated domestically was Kent State protests against dirty ass Nixon and the MF Department of WAR. It did not end well. Never Again!!
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
For the Record: The last time this many National Guard Troops were activated domestically was Kent State protests against dirty ass Nixon and the MF Department of WAR. It did not end well. Never Again!!
I liked Jeffrey Epstein services so much, I became his lawyer.
-Alan Dershowitz
-Alan Dershowitz
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I liked Jeffrey Epstein services so much, I became his lawyer.
-Alan Dershowitz
-Alan Dershowitz
Donald Trump is like bottled chicken...sounds gross, looks awful, with bad taste and makes no sense. Prove me wrong!
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Donald Trump is like bottled chicken...sounds gross, looks awful, with bad taste and makes no sense. Prove me wrong!
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Make no mistake about it. This 'Department of War'
meeting at the Pentagon is the first step in Trump taking over the military by purging those loyal to Constitution and installing loyalists, loyal only to him ala Hitler 1936. Will we stop it? You have been warned!
#hegseth #pentagon
meeting at the Pentagon is the first step in Trump taking over the military by purging those loyal to Constitution and installing loyalists, loyal only to him ala Hitler 1936. Will we stop it? You have been warned!
#hegseth #pentagon
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Damn, Eric Adams hasn't aged a bit since his Sanford and Son days. Let the man eat.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Damn, Eric Adams hasn't aged a bit since his Sanford and Son days. Let the man eat.
New Rule: Public Servants who take $50,000 bribes should be deported to Guatemala. No need for trial. These are the worst of the worst criminals.
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
New Rule: Public Servants who take $50,000 bribes should be deported to Guatemala. No need for trial. These are the worst of the worst criminals.
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan
Trump is locking up PoC and sending them to wherever tf just because they have tattoos. Exhibit A on why White Supremacy is for insecure & incompetent beta cucks.
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Trump is locking up PoC and sending them to wherever tf just because they have tattoos. Exhibit A on why White Supremacy is for insecure & incompetent beta cucks.
September 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Trump Administration is rounding up and locking up latinos simply for having tattoos. Exhibit A on why White Supremacy is for cuck fluffers. A below average racist alcoholic and wildly incompetent cuck fluffer is running the most powerful military on earth.
#Pentagon #firehegseth
#Pentagon #firehegseth
September 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Trump Administration is rounding up and locking up latinos simply for having tattoos. Exhibit A on why White Supremacy is for cuck fluffers. A below average racist alcoholic and wildly incompetent cuck fluffer is running the most powerful military on earth.
#Pentagon #firehegseth
#Pentagon #firehegseth
Who else agrees, The Republican Party, the supposed party of family values, is morally bankrupt?
September 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Who else agrees, The Republican Party, the supposed party of family values, is morally bankrupt?
You took out my lies! I'll sue your ass! Sad part is Pam Bondi's DoJ will take the case. Fuck is wrong with America!
September 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You took out my lies! I'll sue your ass! Sad part is Pam Bondi's DoJ will take the case. Fuck is wrong with America!
September 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If only DeSantis and Trump were as passionate about stopping school massacres as they were about stopping children from seeing a vaguely gay character in an animated Disney movie.....
Florida Politics, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
#floridapolitics
Florida Politics, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
#floridapolitics
August 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If only DeSantis and Trump were as passionate about stopping school massacres as they were about stopping children from seeing a vaguely gay character in an animated Disney movie.....
Florida Politics, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
#floridapolitics
Florida Politics, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
#floridapolitics
#Breaking: RFK Jr, Head of HHS and raw milk advocate, seen here taking his brain worms lunch order, admits he gets most of his medical information from MAD Magazine.
It'd be funny if people alive today weren't going to die because he's a heroine dusted conspiracy cannon shit goblin.
#CDC
It'd be funny if people alive today weren't going to die because he's a heroine dusted conspiracy cannon shit goblin.
#CDC
August 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I miss the days when stepping on a LEGO was the most painful part. Parent's gonna be putting em on Affirm acct.
August 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I miss the days when stepping on a LEGO was the most painful part. Parent's gonna be putting em on Affirm acct.
I still say somebody needs to check Mike Johnson's crawlspace. Mr. Brooks lookin' ass.
August 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I still say somebody needs to check Mike Johnson's crawlspace. Mr. Brooks lookin' ass.
With Trump as POTUS, every single damn day in America is a rolling disaster. FASCISM IS HERE, TIME TO START ACTING LIKE IT!
August 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
With Trump as POTUS, every single damn day in America is a rolling disaster. FASCISM IS HERE, TIME TO START ACTING LIKE IT!
Ever wonder how a POTUS could have so many destructive policies? Easy, it's on purpose.
Cancel FEMA amid record deaths
Defund CDC post 1M+ COVID deaths
End healthcare for 14M
Nix food 4 children
Tariff us into ruin
Fascists need citizens to be basic, broke and busted! Only the 1%'ers matter.
Cancel FEMA amid record deaths
Defund CDC post 1M+ COVID deaths
End healthcare for 14M
Nix food 4 children
Tariff us into ruin
Fascists need citizens to be basic, broke and busted! Only the 1%'ers matter.
August 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Ever wonder how a POTUS could have so many destructive policies? Easy, it's on purpose.
Cancel FEMA amid record deaths
Defund CDC post 1M+ COVID deaths
End healthcare for 14M
Nix food 4 children
Tariff us into ruin
Fascists need citizens to be basic, broke and busted! Only the 1%'ers matter.
Cancel FEMA amid record deaths
Defund CDC post 1M+ COVID deaths
End healthcare for 14M
Nix food 4 children
Tariff us into ruin
Fascists need citizens to be basic, broke and busted! Only the 1%'ers matter.