Every American needs to watch this:

Lookalike: Starmer and Trump / Lord Charles and Ray Alan

From the new Private Eye, out now.

I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home.

But did you look at the judge's order?

It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."

Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I enjoyed reading this column, which somehow blames Keir Starmer for the result of an employment tribunal following laws passed under the Tory government regarding an incident and suspension that took place before the last election.

Sounds about right.

⏳Final week to sign up to the Green Party.

🗳️ Vote for Bold Leadership on August 1st.

My son's middle name is Fucking.

“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol

Frasier is not cutting edge comedy, but I am glad I can catch up with the two new series.

As an older chap, it feels like slipping into a warm pair of slippers with a nice cup of hot chocolate.

Plus, Nicholas Lyndhurst just makes me laugh.

I am extremely nervous about my first post.

I've been burned before.

I was in an abusive relationship with a bird that changed its name and gaslit me into thinking the only way to make my point was to scream abuse at people who disagreed with me.

I also like cats and books.

"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands