TheMalteserEnby
@themalteserenby.bsky.social
She/They, The enby with a chewy dough filled centered. 18+, views are my own
Alt text for profile picture: A grey cat with a black stripe on its back wearing glasses and sweating profusely. It's reading a book labelled "How to become this fucking cute AA"
Alt text for profile picture: A grey cat with a black stripe on its back wearing glasses and sweating profusely. It's reading a book labelled "How to become this fucking cute AA"
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I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
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December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...
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Hottest Ireland take? 🍀
Cork is just evil Limerick.
Cork is just evil Limerick.
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Hottest Ireland take? 🍀
Cork is just evil Limerick.
Cork is just evil Limerick.
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I was gunna put it off, but I'm just gunna share cos people are feeling hopeless:
I have secured 10s of 1000s of pounds (so far) to buy property that will form the start of a social housing system for trans people, that will charge you the local housing authority rate for your rent.
1/?
I have secured 10s of 1000s of pounds (so far) to buy property that will form the start of a social housing system for trans people, that will charge you the local housing authority rate for your rent.
1/?
I’d say any trans person that can work would be insane to stay in the uk. Sadly those with health issues who need help are stuck in the uk with no way out.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I was gunna put it off, but I'm just gunna share cos people are feeling hopeless:
I have secured 10s of 1000s of pounds (so far) to buy property that will form the start of a social housing system for trans people, that will charge you the local housing authority rate for your rent.
1/?
I have secured 10s of 1000s of pounds (so far) to buy property that will form the start of a social housing system for trans people, that will charge you the local housing authority rate for your rent.
1/?
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
So trans women just got banned from competing in the women's fencing competition.
If y'all will excuse me, I'm gonna go scream until I feel better.
If y'all will excuse me, I'm gonna go scream until I feel better.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So trans women just got banned from competing in the women's fencing competition.
If y'all will excuse me, I'm gonna go scream until I feel better.
If y'all will excuse me, I'm gonna go scream until I feel better.
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America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI'
Remember that.
Remember her.
Remember that.
Remember her.
"I code so others can dream."
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ games pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has died - Gayming Magazine
Rebecca Heineman, a trailblazing figure in the video game industry and a celebrated icon within the LGBTQ+ gaming community, has died.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI'
Remember that.
Remember her.
Remember that.
Remember her.
I feel that skeleton in my bones right now.
It's Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands Scream[ing] Day!
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I feel that skeleton in my bones right now.
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November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Me: Well my tits aren't that big, I can probably get away with loose shirts around my dad this weekend
My tits: Hey so we're gonna do a growth spurt now and they are gonna be a lot more visible all week long and you may need a new bra!
Me: ..... fuck
My tits: Hey so we're gonna do a growth spurt now and they are gonna be a lot more visible all week long and you may need a new bra!
Me: ..... fuck
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me: Well my tits aren't that big, I can probably get away with loose shirts around my dad this weekend
My tits: Hey so we're gonna do a growth spurt now and they are gonna be a lot more visible all week long and you may need a new bra!
Me: ..... fuck
My tits: Hey so we're gonna do a growth spurt now and they are gonna be a lot more visible all week long and you may need a new bra!
Me: ..... fuck
Edinburgh has no right to be as pretty as it is. It's the fucking north, it should be cold, not basically Ireland but somehow greener!
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Edinburgh has no right to be as pretty as it is. It's the fucking north, it should be cold, not basically Ireland but somehow greener!
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Only 6 free trials left! Get em before there gone 😘💕✨
November 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Only 6 free trials left! Get em before there gone 😘💕✨
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In the five minutes it took me to finish putting my jacket away, my flatmates brought out a birthday cake they had secretly baked for me while I was out with friends.
I have the best flatmates I swear. ❤️😭
I have the best flatmates I swear. ❤️😭
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In the five minutes it took me to finish putting my jacket away, my flatmates brought out a birthday cake they had secretly baked for me while I was out with friends.
I have the best flatmates I swear. ❤️😭
I have the best flatmates I swear. ❤️😭
I made a whole lot of chicken broth, and as I was preparing to freeze it my container broke and spilled most of it. I feel like weeping right now.
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I made a whole lot of chicken broth, and as I was preparing to freeze it my container broke and spilled most of it. I feel like weeping right now.
Nothing like having a random call from the government of my home country asking for deadname, and having the poor confused woman on the other line unsure how to gender me.
(Apparently when accessing my data they somehow got the file from before I changed my name)
(Apparently when accessing my data they somehow got the file from before I changed my name)
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Nothing like having a random call from the government of my home country asking for deadname, and having the poor confused woman on the other line unsure how to gender me.
(Apparently when accessing my data they somehow got the file from before I changed my name)
(Apparently when accessing my data they somehow got the file from before I changed my name)
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October 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Not Google photos giving me psychic damage by showing me pictures from 7 years ago
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Not Google photos giving me psychic damage by showing me pictures from 7 years ago
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it’s so beautiful to be alive
October 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
it’s so beautiful to be alive
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Play my game, people think it's cute :3
October 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Play my game, people think it's cute :3
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SNAILSHELL:
A VISUAL NOVEL BY ROSEMARBLES
CREATED FOR THE NOISE JAM
THANK YOU
rosemarbles.itch.io/snailshell
A VISUAL NOVEL BY ROSEMARBLES
CREATED FOR THE NOISE JAM
THANK YOU
rosemarbles.itch.io/snailshell
SNAILSHELL by Rosemarbles
The cure to loneliness...
rosemarbles.itch.io
September 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
SNAILSHELL:
A VISUAL NOVEL BY ROSEMARBLES
CREATED FOR THE NOISE JAM
THANK YOU
rosemarbles.itch.io/snailshell
A VISUAL NOVEL BY ROSEMARBLES
CREATED FOR THE NOISE JAM
THANK YOU
rosemarbles.itch.io/snailshell
The urge to start baking again is slowly consuming me...
September 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The urge to start baking again is slowly consuming me...
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None of this should mean you shouldn't take them seriously as a threat to our existence and way of life. But they aren't the overwhelming dark empire that has a chokehold on ever aspect of life they want you to think they are. They're a bunch of power mad idiots hoping the ride never stops.
September 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
None of this should mean you shouldn't take them seriously as a threat to our existence and way of life. But they aren't the overwhelming dark empire that has a chokehold on ever aspect of life they want you to think they are. They're a bunch of power mad idiots hoping the ride never stops.
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It's easy to give into panic and there IS a ton of things to be afraid of right now and in the future
But what I am holding onto is that the truth of the matter is that the current regime is incredibly unpopular and relying on projecting the image of overwhelming power because they don't have it
But what I am holding onto is that the truth of the matter is that the current regime is incredibly unpopular and relying on projecting the image of overwhelming power because they don't have it
September 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It's easy to give into panic and there IS a ton of things to be afraid of right now and in the future
But what I am holding onto is that the truth of the matter is that the current regime is incredibly unpopular and relying on projecting the image of overwhelming power because they don't have it
But what I am holding onto is that the truth of the matter is that the current regime is incredibly unpopular and relying on projecting the image of overwhelming power because they don't have it
A third YouTuber I've been a fan of for a while has come out as trans. At this point I'm if I subscribe to someone's YouTube channel at some point, there's a 50/50 chance they are gonna come out as trans at some point down the line.
September 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A third YouTuber I've been a fan of for a while has come out as trans. At this point I'm if I subscribe to someone's YouTube channel at some point, there's a 50/50 chance they are gonna come out as trans at some point down the line.