Kyle Lees
@thekylelees.bsky.social
Former cartoonist, current nurse, and future NFL Hall of Famer for best smize.
You idiots, you sheep, you don’t even get that you’re all Leonardos and I’m Michaelangelo, I’M THE PARTY DUDE HERE
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You idiots, you sheep, you don’t even get that you’re all Leonardos and I’m Michaelangelo, I’M THE PARTY DUDE HERE
Do I LOOK like I have the time to watch the part in every winter survival video that features the guy’s shitty camp lunch, featuring a bunch of snow getting scooped up in a pot for them to melt over a fire? No, I’m very late.
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Do I LOOK like I have the time to watch the part in every winter survival video that features the guy’s shitty camp lunch, featuring a bunch of snow getting scooped up in a pot for them to melt over a fire? No, I’m very late.
I took a job in August that has not worked out, and am lucky enough to be going back to the job I left for it. At the same time, a romantic relationship both began and ended. So, like, were the last three months a filler arc? Will there be any continuity with the main story of me’s narrative?
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I took a job in August that has not worked out, and am lucky enough to be going back to the job I left for it. At the same time, a romantic relationship both began and ended. So, like, were the last three months a filler arc? Will there be any continuity with the main story of me’s narrative?
It must suck to have recently dated a celebrity, because the odds that you’ll be watching TV and your ex will just pop up in an online gambling commercial are way higher.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It must suck to have recently dated a celebrity, because the odds that you’ll be watching TV and your ex will just pop up in an online gambling commercial are way higher.
Hummingbird moths are friggin’ grooooooooss-looking. Friiiig!
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hummingbird moths are friggin’ grooooooooss-looking. Friiiig!
Maslow’s MLM of Needs, more like
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Maslow’s MLM of Needs, more like
Fictional characters based on Ed Gein vs fictional characters based on Lorne Michaels.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fictional characters based on Ed Gein vs fictional characters based on Lorne Michaels.
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Zero issues comic podcast episode!
We interview Tyler Mane - wrestler, actor and comic creator. #MichaelMyers #sabretooth in X-Men.
#zeroissues dot calm or the vid on YT
#TylerMane #TheLastSpartanRedTape #ChristopherPriest #MarcSilvestri #WCW #UWF #DoomPatrol #JupitersLegacy #ComicPodcast
We interview Tyler Mane - wrestler, actor and comic creator. #MichaelMyers #sabretooth in X-Men.
#zeroissues dot calm or the vid on YT
#TylerMane #TheLastSpartanRedTape #ChristopherPriest #MarcSilvestri #WCW #UWF #DoomPatrol #JupitersLegacy #ComicPodcast
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Zero issues comic podcast episode!
We interview Tyler Mane - wrestler, actor and comic creator. #MichaelMyers #sabretooth in X-Men.
#zeroissues dot calm or the vid on YT
#TylerMane #TheLastSpartanRedTape #ChristopherPriest #MarcSilvestri #WCW #UWF #DoomPatrol #JupitersLegacy #ComicPodcast
We interview Tyler Mane - wrestler, actor and comic creator. #MichaelMyers #sabretooth in X-Men.
#zeroissues dot calm or the vid on YT
#TylerMane #TheLastSpartanRedTape #ChristopherPriest #MarcSilvestri #WCW #UWF #DoomPatrol #JupitersLegacy #ComicPodcast
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Hasbro's GIJoe Classified Series Legacy Action Police Officer is an incredibly versatile figure that you can plug in to just about any action figure display.
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hasbro's GIJoe Classified Series Legacy Action Police Officer is an incredibly versatile figure that you can plug in to just about any action figure display.
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
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NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
I *just figured out lefty loosie righty tighty. “Ohhhh, it’s the direction that your hand is turning!” I don’t know why that works for me, but it does.
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I *just figured out lefty loosie righty tighty. “Ohhhh, it’s the direction that your hand is turning!” I don’t know why that works for me, but it does.
Oh, is it an embarrassing zit on my neck? Or did I get a hickey from a sexy bee???
October 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh, is it an embarrassing zit on my neck? Or did I get a hickey from a sexy bee???
The amount of folks I’ve seen complaining about having to check their bags at this show at Budweiser Stage is bonkers. I get it, you want to keep your stuff with you, fair. But it’s Budweiser Stage, of course they are going to gouge you! Don’t take it out on the staff. Don’t be gross.
September 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The amount of folks I’ve seen complaining about having to check their bags at this show at Budweiser Stage is bonkers. I get it, you want to keep your stuff with you, fair. But it’s Budweiser Stage, of course they are going to gouge you! Don’t take it out on the staff. Don’t be gross.
The good thing about novelty songs is that,as a musician,maybe you wrote a song about a way you’re feeling. And twenty years later,you probably don’t feel that way, but you still have to play that song! But if you write a novelty song, you can always feel like you are, like, a horny Fred Flintstone.
September 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The good thing about novelty songs is that,as a musician,maybe you wrote a song about a way you’re feeling. And twenty years later,you probably don’t feel that way, but you still have to play that song! But if you write a novelty song, you can always feel like you are, like, a horny Fred Flintstone.
Paramount would make a lot of people (me) happy and make themselves a lot of money (from me) if they would just make a show called Garak and Varrick.
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Paramount would make a lot of people (me) happy and make themselves a lot of money (from me) if they would just make a show called Garak and Varrick.
What ABOUT Daddy Cool?
September 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
What ABOUT Daddy Cool?
I think if I were to end up as a professional wrestler, my gimmick would be The Flincher.
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I think if I were to end up as a professional wrestler, my gimmick would be The Flincher.
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Look, I love Ninja Turtles and all, but it probably has the most embarrassing fandom, because they spend a bunch of time talking about Ninja Turtles.
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Look, I love Ninja Turtles and all, but it probably has the most embarrassing fandom, because they spend a bunch of time talking about Ninja Turtles.
I saw a couple just eating takeout in their car in the parking lot of a Burger King this evening and that is legitimately a good relationship goal.
September 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I saw a couple just eating takeout in their car in the parking lot of a Burger King this evening and that is legitimately a good relationship goal.
Gross! Had I known that AI podcasts were a thing, I would have loved to have talked about it on this week’s Zero Issues, which is out tomorrow.
found out what former Wondery COO Jeanine Wright is up to: flooding the internet with unlistenable AI podcasts
Her company has put out around 156,000 AI podcast episodes in two years and has averaged about 64 listens per podcast total in that time (less than one download a week)
Her company has put out around 156,000 AI podcast episodes in two years and has averaged about 64 listens per podcast total in that time (less than one download a week)
September 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Gross! Had I known that AI podcasts were a thing, I would have loved to have talked about it on this week’s Zero Issues, which is out tomorrow.
Well, hello there. Is there a Queen Gizzard?
September 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Well, hello there. Is there a Queen Gizzard?
Every artisanal soap shop should have one bar of fudge, just to fuck with people.
September 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Every artisanal soap shop should have one bar of fudge, just to fuck with people.
So many wrestlers’ gimmicks these days are just “I’m me and I’m tough, my shirt doesn’t have sleeves,” and then there’s Kairi Sane, who is both a pirate and a princess.
August 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So many wrestlers’ gimmicks these days are just “I’m me and I’m tough, my shirt doesn’t have sleeves,” and then there’s Kairi Sane, who is both a pirate and a princess.