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Maxwell A. King
@thekingmax.bsky.social
Writer/Tarot Reader/Event Coordinator
NOLA
Instagram: @fairygodbrother
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My cat adopted me 2 years ago, and I've learned the subtleties of how they communicate since then.

For instance, when he cutely tucks his head under my hand, that means he wants to be petted.

When he extracts his claws and flays my hand to the bone, that means he doesn't want to be petted.
January 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I lose at staring contests with my life decisions more than I lose playing Dark Souls
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Christmas shopping feels like having to find new sacrifices to the same deities on a yearly basis
December 1, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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I was just LOOKING
November 30, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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La Nouvelle-Orléans est une ville qui apprécie l'imperfection mais comprend la beauté 🧚‍♂️

New Orleans is a city that appreciates imperfection but understands beauty 🫶

#nolasky #photography
November 21, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I wanna slow dance with the human being that thought up Tropical trail mix
November 21, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and public services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend any money is so important to so many people
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Drugs really try to make you think you’re smarter while high, when all it does is give you imaginary links between vaguely related information

“Let him cook!” Fellas the man is already deep fried.
November 18, 2024 at 8:00 AM
I need “Better Off Dead”(1985) on a streaming service that isn’t YouTube
November 16, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Moving between Bluesky and X feels like I own property in both Bowser’s Kingdom and the Mushroom Kingdom. Love the equity!
November 16, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I need science to purify, bottle, and sell whatever crack Chappell Roan put in Pink Pony Club
November 15, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I had to screenshot this from a video because Rummy REFUSES to sit still for a photo
November 15, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I’m gonna keep shouting into the blue butterfly abyss until I accidentally make a cult

It’ll probably end up more like a glee club than anything
November 14, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall
November 14, 2024 at 5:18 AM
My cat loves my skin so much that he makes sure he can see three layers deep at all times
November 14, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I know Threads tried but I’m BEGGING this app to stay afloat
November 13, 2024 at 7:46 PM