My cat adopted me 2 years ago, and I've learned the subtleties of how they communicate since then.

For instance, when he cutely tucks his head under my hand, that means he wants to be petted.

When he extracts his claws and flays my hand to the bone, that means he doesn't want to be petted.

I lose at staring contests with my life decisions more than I lose playing Dark Souls

they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh

as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park

Christmas shopping feels like having to find new sacrifices to the same deities on a yearly basis

I was just LOOKING

La Nouvelle-Orléans est une ville qui apprécie l'imperfection mais comprend la beauté 🧚‍♂️

New Orleans is a city that appreciates imperfection but understands beauty 🫶

#nolasky #photography

I wanna slow dance with the human being that thought up Tropical trail mix

Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and public services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend any money is so important to so many people

Drugs really try to make you think you’re smarter while high, when all it does is give you imaginary links between vaguely related information

“Let him cook!” Fellas the man is already deep fried.

I need “Better Off Dead”(1985) on a streaming service that isn’t YouTube

Moving between Bluesky and X feels like I own property in both Bowser’s Kingdom and the Mushroom Kingdom. Love the equity!

The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.

I need science to purify, bottle, and sell whatever crack Chappell Roan put in Pink Pony Club

I had to screenshot this from a video because Rummy REFUSES to sit still for a photo

I’m gonna keep shouting into the blue butterfly abyss until I accidentally make a cult

It’ll probably end up more like a glee club than anything

only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall

My cat loves my skin so much that he makes sure he can see three layers deep at all times

I know Threads tried but I’m BEGGING this app to stay afloat