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Kris Kristensen
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Film guy. Movie guy. That guy.
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Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits.

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November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hey everyone, check out #sleepydon
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If there were ever any doubt that this man only cares about himself. Garbage.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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A guy collapses down on the floor right next to him, the guy could be dying, and Trump doesn’t move a muscle, doesn’t give a damn, and looks super pissed off that his photo op this afternoon has been interrupted. Donald Trump, in a perfect nutshell.👇
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The theme is like “Let them eat cake”
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Who did this?
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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The president had a MRI but won't say why.

He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.

He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.

He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.

How is any of this ok?
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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This is very good
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This is so nice. A father pretending he read the book his son pretended to write. 🥲
October 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Viva-SeaTac!!
October 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is this #BlueJays fan really this massive or is he wearing a muscle suit, or is he #thehulk? #ALCS
October 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A-Fucking right.
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Has there ever been a person more disconnected from reality?
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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So I guess for MAGA when a Chinese balloon goes over US airspace it’s a week straight of apoplectic comments that WW3 is starting because Biden is weak, but when Trump allows the Qataris to have an airbase in the US and fly fighter jets over our country that is America First.
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
National sportscasters unsure of Aaron Judge’s chances of winning World Series MVP now that Yankees have been eliminated from playoffs.
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If you wanna go back in time get a Trump Watch
Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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“I am living with the deep pain of watching someone I once loved become the face of evil.”

From July 17th: m.facebook.com/share/p/16yL...
October 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bingo
October 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Shame on you @Apple, you fascist enabler. Shame on you.
October 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
These guys constantly double down on their bullshit
Leavitt: "President Trump will end the radical left's reign of terror in Portland once and for all. The president has directed Secretary Hegseth to provide all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland."
October 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The great American experiment has been replaced by a game of cosplayers run by frat boys in a Petri dish
October 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM