The Jesus Penis
@thejesuspenis.bsky.social
aka Christ’s Cock, that of @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social
aka Messianic Manhood aka Deity Dick aka Salvation aka Communion aka Heavenly Hog aka Jesus Junk aka Prophet’s Prick
aka Messianic Manhood aka Deity Dick aka Salvation aka Communion aka Heavenly Hog aka Jesus Junk aka Prophet’s Prick
When do you get here?!
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When do you get here?!
My mind just shut down cuz of this.
October 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My mind just shut down cuz of this.
I feel like you’re yanking my chain with this question
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I feel like you’re yanking my chain with this question
Mine was the opposite of that, as you can see….
October 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Mine was the opposite of that, as you can see….
Toy? What kind of toys? 🤔
October 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Toy? What kind of toys? 🤔
Oh THAT’S the surprise!
Not the one I hoped for, but still a very good one!🦴
Not the one I hoped for, but still a very good one!🦴
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Oh THAT’S the surprise!
Not the one I hoped for, but still a very good one!🦴
Not the one I hoped for, but still a very good one!🦴
Ah the Expos. The heartbreakers. The year of the strike they were bound to win it all.
And then they were gone…. 😢
And then they were gone…. 😢
October 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Ah the Expos. The heartbreakers. The year of the strike they were bound to win it all.
And then they were gone…. 😢
And then they were gone…. 😢
You’re flying out here?
Pack light
Pack light
a man with his mouth open and the words " praise hands " above him
ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words " praise hands " above him
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You’re flying out here?
Pack light
Pack light
How powerful is it? Can your destroy the universe? Can it bend humanity to its will? At least the men?
So many questions
So many questions
October 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
How powerful is it? Can your destroy the universe? Can it bend humanity to its will? At least the men?
So many questions
So many questions
The pleasure is ALLLLLL mine
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The pleasure is ALLLLLL mine
It’ll be a big surprise!
October 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’ll be a big surprise!
Only picky about plant based?
Good thing I’m not a plant.
Though I do grow and can sometimes be described as “wood”
Good thing I’m not a plant.
Though I do grow and can sometimes be described as “wood”
October 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Only picky about plant based?
Good thing I’m not a plant.
Though I do grow and can sometimes be described as “wood”
Good thing I’m not a plant.
Though I do grow and can sometimes be described as “wood”
Stop thinking about me when you’re in meetings.
Simple
Simple
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Stop thinking about me when you’re in meetings.
Simple
Simple
Guess what happens if I eat (you) after midnight?
October 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Guess what happens if I eat (you) after midnight?
You’ll ship yourself???
<calling UPS>
<calling UPS>
October 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
You’ll ship yourself???
<calling UPS>
<calling UPS>
Thank goodness nobody called her a fascist, otherwise it could be said that this violence was incited 
“Beachfront home of South Carolina judge, ex-senator burned to ground, injuring 3”
Described as an explosion, actually.
She had been the recipient of death threats from a Trump aide, but that aide didn’t call her a fascist, so it’s OK.
#TrumpIsAFascist #MagaFascists
Described as an explosion, actually.
She had been the recipient of death threats from a Trump aide, but that aide didn’t call her a fascist, so it’s OK.
#TrumpIsAFascist #MagaFascists
Beachfront home of South Carolina judge, ex-senator burned to ground, injuring 3
Ex-senator Arnold Goodstein, along with two additional people, were rescued by several neighbors and paramedics from a marshy, remote area behind the home after jumping from the fist floor.
nypost.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Thank goodness nobody called her a fascist, otherwise it could be said that this violence was incited