I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams
@sweetjesus2000.bsky.social
Irreverent & Mediocre. Probably further left than you
Leftist atheist supporter of the gay trans communist agenda.
The Holy Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social
The Many Faces @portraitsofjesus.bsky.social
The Backup @sweetjesus3000-bu.bsky.social
Leftist atheist supporter of the gay trans communist agenda.
The Holy Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social
The Many Faces @portraitsofjesus.bsky.social
The Backup @sweetjesus3000-bu.bsky.social
Pinned
You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism
Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.
www.404media.co
👇👇THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS 👇👇
“…spending lots of time online posting about what people in power are saying and doing is not going to accomplish anything. If anything, it’s exactly what they want”
www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...
“…spending lots of time online posting about what people in power are saying and doing is not going to accomplish anything. If anything, it’s exactly what they want”
www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...
LEFT, the question:
“What is the most brainwashed cult in the entire world?”
RIGHT, the response:
“Democratic voters will believe anything their INFLUENCERS will tell them.
But don't take my word for it”
Followed by a FAKE HILLARY QUOTE on a MEME!
And THAT, is maga in a nutshell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“What is the most brainwashed cult in the entire world?”
RIGHT, the response:
“Democratic voters will believe anything their INFLUENCERS will tell them.
But don't take my word for it”
Followed by a FAKE HILLARY QUOTE on a MEME!
And THAT, is maga in a nutshell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
LEFT, the question:
“What is the most brainwashed cult in the entire world?”
RIGHT, the response:
“Democratic voters will believe anything their INFLUENCERS will tell them.
But don't take my word for it”
Followed by a FAKE HILLARY QUOTE on a MEME!
And THAT, is maga in a nutshell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“What is the most brainwashed cult in the entire world?”
RIGHT, the response:
“Democratic voters will believe anything their INFLUENCERS will tell them.
But don't take my word for it”
Followed by a FAKE HILLARY QUOTE on a MEME!
And THAT, is maga in a nutshell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They ALWAYS swing into “ I know you are, but what am I?”
Every. Single. Time. 🤣🤣
Childlike minds.
Without any of the innocence or desire to learn
Every. Single. Time. 🤣🤣
Childlike minds.
Without any of the innocence or desire to learn
lol at you go you racist fuck, you a member of the Canadien KKK you cunt?
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
They ALWAYS swing into “ I know you are, but what am I?”
Every. Single. Time. 🤣🤣
Childlike minds.
Without any of the innocence or desire to learn
Every. Single. Time. 🤣🤣
Childlike minds.
Without any of the innocence or desire to learn
So. Damn. Easy. 😂
Violent crime is not down
But hey, if you think so? Come visit and see how long a sheep fucking Canuck lasts
But hey, if you think so? Come visit and see how long a sheep fucking Canuck lasts
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
So. Damn. Easy. 😂
lol one of the more easily triggered shitty trolls, it seems 🤣
You’re so fucking stupid, just a fucking stupid motherfucker
My PARENTS immigrated, LEGALLY!
So do the math you fucking ignorant tool
My PARENTS immigrated, LEGALLY!
So do the math you fucking ignorant tool
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
lol one of the more easily triggered shitty trolls, it seems 🤣
Two of the many great signs seen at #NoKings🤣🤣
October 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Two of the many great signs seen at #NoKings🤣🤣
So many GREAT FLICKS!
“After a mother and son get in a car wreck, they soon become hunted by Bambi, a mutated deer. The grief-stricken creature embarks on a rampage seeking revenge for the death of his mother”
“After a mother and son get in a car wreck, they soon become hunted by Bambi, a mutated deer. The grief-stricken creature embarks on a rampage seeking revenge for the death of his mother”
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So many GREAT FLICKS!
“After a mother and son get in a car wreck, they soon become hunted by Bambi, a mutated deer. The grief-stricken creature embarks on a rampage seeking revenge for the death of his mother”
“After a mother and son get in a car wreck, they soon become hunted by Bambi, a mutated deer. The grief-stricken creature embarks on a rampage seeking revenge for the death of his mother”
And Then
“A young boy struggles with loneliness & anxiety at the hands of his parent's divorce. Seemingly alone,the young boy soon seems to notice strange personalities in his right-hand.An unlikely friendship blossoms between the boy & his limb, much to the distaste of his mother”
This looks good
“A young boy struggles with loneliness & anxiety at the hands of his parent's divorce. Seemingly alone,the young boy soon seems to notice strange personalities in his right-hand.An unlikely friendship blossoms between the boy & his limb, much to the distaste of his mother”
This looks good
October 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And Then
“A young boy struggles with loneliness & anxiety at the hands of his parent's divorce. Seemingly alone,the young boy soon seems to notice strange personalities in his right-hand.An unlikely friendship blossoms between the boy & his limb, much to the distaste of his mother”
This looks good
“A young boy struggles with loneliness & anxiety at the hands of his parent's divorce. Seemingly alone,the young boy soon seems to notice strange personalities in his right-hand.An unlikely friendship blossoms between the boy & his limb, much to the distaste of his mother”
This looks good
Now Watching
“A fearless trio of nuns is out for revenge. After being wronged by ruthless men, they trade their habits for high-powered weapons, taking justice into their own hands”
In bikinis, presumably.
This has Oscar written all over it
“A fearless trio of nuns is out for revenge. After being wronged by ruthless men, they trade their habits for high-powered weapons, taking justice into their own hands”
In bikinis, presumably.
This has Oscar written all over it
October 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Now Watching
“A fearless trio of nuns is out for revenge. After being wronged by ruthless men, they trade their habits for high-powered weapons, taking justice into their own hands”
In bikinis, presumably.
This has Oscar written all over it
“A fearless trio of nuns is out for revenge. After being wronged by ruthless men, they trade their habits for high-powered weapons, taking justice into their own hands”
In bikinis, presumably.
This has Oscar written all over it
So what this guy is telling us the, is that he’s evil.
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So what this guy is telling us the, is that he’s evil.
When you try to mock the protest but you get the day wrong and wind up looking like a moron.
Again.
“Yesterday”🤣
Again.
“Yesterday”🤣
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When you try to mock the protest but you get the day wrong and wind up looking like a moron.
Again.
“Yesterday”🤣
Again.
“Yesterday”🤣
Maga on twitter:
Determined to show how insignificant No Kings Day is to them by obsessively tweeting about it non-stop.
Determined to show how insignificant No Kings Day is to them by obsessively tweeting about it non-stop.
a man says " i don t care anymore " in front of a window
ALT: a man says " i don t care anymore " in front of a window
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Maga on twitter:
Determined to show how insignificant No Kings Day is to them by obsessively tweeting about it non-stop.
Determined to show how insignificant No Kings Day is to them by obsessively tweeting about it non-stop.
If you’re going out there today, good for you.
Be present, be loud, be a part of the effort.
And be safe.
I hope nothing violent happens, but if it does, have your phones ready. Record. Get evidence.
But be safe.
And contact Lord Soros for your $100,000 appearance fee.
#NoKings #Antifa
Be present, be loud, be a part of the effort.
And be safe.
I hope nothing violent happens, but if it does, have your phones ready. Record. Get evidence.
But be safe.
And contact Lord Soros for your $100,000 appearance fee.
#NoKings #Antifa
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you haven’t yet submitted your Direct Deposit form for your No Kings appearance wage from Uncle George, be sure to get it in by midnight tonight. If you don’t, cheque payments could take a 7-10 days to arrive by mail and you will lose 10% of the $100,000 to a handling fee.
#NoKings #Antifa #Soros
#NoKings #Antifa #Soros
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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No Kings or self-entitled pigs allowed to dictate to us. Regulators…mount up!! (peacefully without violence)
Look for a No Kings protest near you tomorrow. Bring your signs and outrage - but NO VIOLENCE!
💙🇺🇸
Look for a No Kings protest near you tomorrow. Bring your signs and outrage - but NO VIOLENCE!
💙🇺🇸
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No Kings or self-entitled pigs allowed to dictate to us. Regulators…mount up!! (peacefully without violence)
Look for a No Kings protest near you tomorrow. Bring your signs and outrage - but NO VIOLENCE!
💙🇺🇸
Look for a No Kings protest near you tomorrow. Bring your signs and outrage - but NO VIOLENCE!
💙🇺🇸
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Vying for the stupidest meme ever award…..
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Vying for the stupidest meme ever award…..
Wow. The fascists are really scared of him.
He must be awesome!
He must be awesome!
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Wow. The fascists are really scared of him.
He must be awesome!
He must be awesome!
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ICE officer follows Krusty Gnome's playbook and killed a family dog for no reason. @weratedogs.com has the story
#FuckICE
#FuckICE
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
ICE officer follows Krusty Gnome's playbook and killed a family dog for no reason. @weratedogs.com has the story
#FuckICE
#FuckICE
My Top 3 vacation destinations are all communist lol:
1. China
2. Vietnam
3. Cuba
I’ve been to Cuba 3X. I love & will always want to return.
I was in Beijing once, but decades ago. It’s very different now.
Vietnam is the total mystery
(Of course I must wait until I can afford vacations again)
1. China
2. Vietnam
3. Cuba
I’ve been to Cuba 3X. I love & will always want to return.
I was in Beijing once, but decades ago. It’s very different now.
Vietnam is the total mystery
(Of course I must wait until I can afford vacations again)
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
My Top 3 vacation destinations are all communist lol:
1. China
2. Vietnam
3. Cuba
I’ve been to Cuba 3X. I love & will always want to return.
I was in Beijing once, but decades ago. It’s very different now.
Vietnam is the total mystery
(Of course I must wait until I can afford vacations again)
1. China
2. Vietnam
3. Cuba
I’ve been to Cuba 3X. I love & will always want to return.
I was in Beijing once, but decades ago. It’s very different now.
Vietnam is the total mystery
(Of course I must wait until I can afford vacations again)
“Have your AI assistant call my AI assistant”
I guess that’s where we are now, isn’t it?
I guess that’s where we are now, isn’t it?
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
“Have your AI assistant call my AI assistant”
I guess that’s where we are now, isn’t it?
I guess that’s where we are now, isn’t it?
New PFP
October 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
New PFP
Maxime must be an immigrant then, because nobody likes him
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Maxime must be an immigrant then, because nobody likes him
OH. MY. GOD. 🤦🏻
I was really hoping this was from a parody account, like the earlier tweet from Three Year Letterman below, and not the actual state department, but, alas….
I was really hoping this was from a parody account, like the earlier tweet from Three Year Letterman below, and not the actual state department, but, alas….
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
OH. MY. GOD. 🤦🏻
I was really hoping this was from a parody account, like the earlier tweet from Three Year Letterman below, and not the actual state department, but, alas….
I was really hoping this was from a parody account, like the earlier tweet from Three Year Letterman below, and not the actual state department, but, alas….
It’s finally gotten chilly out there.
Dammit I’m not ready to start wearing a coat yet!
Dammit I’m not ready to start wearing a coat yet!
October 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It’s finally gotten chilly out there.
Dammit I’m not ready to start wearing a coat yet!
Dammit I’m not ready to start wearing a coat yet!