The Jesus Penis
@thejesuspenis.bsky.social
aka Christ’s Cock, that of @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social
aka Messianic Manhood aka Deity Dick aka Salvation aka Communion aka Heavenly Hog aka Jesus Junk aka Prophet’s Prick
aka Messianic Manhood aka Deity Dick aka Salvation aka Communion aka Heavenly Hog aka Jesus Junk aka Prophet’s Prick
If you see this
Post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
Post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
If you see this
Post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
Post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
Here’s a picture of my balls.
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Here’s a picture of my balls.
I know you’ll take that one way, but it’s meant the other way.
Whatever. Idc.
Whatever. Idc.
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I know you’ll take that one way, but it’s meant the other way.
Whatever. Idc.
Whatever. Idc.
Imagine a car getting all bent out of shape because of something a penis said.
Bluesky is a crazy place.
Bluesky is a crazy place.
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Imagine a car getting all bent out of shape because of something a penis said.
Bluesky is a crazy place.
Bluesky is a crazy place.
Probably Obama’s
October 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Probably Obama’s
His mom didn’t get a call
You seem like the kind of guy who goes on a lot of dates with girls who suddenly get a phone call about some emergency they immediately need to go attend to.
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
His mom didn’t get a call
What kind of sicko wants to see dogs humping a pole?
September 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What kind of sicko wants to see dogs humping a pole?
Magnificent Artwork
September 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Magnificent Artwork
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Do we want anal associated with Nazis though? I’m of two minds here.
“God I wanna fuck your ass……
Oh dammit! Now I’ve got Nazis in my mind! DAMN YOU BUB!”
“God I wanna fuck your ass……
Oh dammit! Now I’ve got Nazis in my mind! DAMN YOU BUB!”
February 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Do we want anal associated with Nazis though? I’m of two minds here.
“God I wanna fuck your ass……
Oh dammit! Now I’ve got Nazis in my mind! DAMN YOU BUB!”
“God I wanna fuck your ass……
Oh dammit! Now I’ve got Nazis in my mind! DAMN YOU BUB!”
Obviously I’m a 5
September 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Obviously I’m a 5
When i first saw the giant Paris butt plug, I thought of @felisceleste.bsky.social ’s butt.
Obviously.
For a long time.
Obviously.
For a long time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
When i first saw the giant Paris butt plug, I thought of @felisceleste.bsky.social ’s butt.
Obviously.
For a long time.
Obviously.
For a long time.
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Bob Marley had three little birds sending out messages of hope and joy.
I got one mean raven.
I got one mean raven.
August 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Bob Marley had three little birds sending out messages of hope and joy.
I got one mean raven.
I got one mean raven.
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You’ve topped 1000, so …
What’s up?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s up?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
August 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You’ve topped 1000, so …
What’s up?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s up?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FULLY ERECT! WE DID IT!
August 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
FULLY ERECT! WE DID IT!
997! Almost there!
Thank you every bot-y!
Thank you every bot-y!
August 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
997! Almost there!
Thank you every bot-y!
Thank you every bot-y!
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At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect!
I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
August 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect!
I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
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Having sex: *makes chainsaw noises*
May 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Having sex: *makes chainsaw noises*
At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect!
I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
August 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect!
I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
Coming soon to the theatre near you!
August 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Coming soon to the theatre near you!
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Oh lord,,,so to speak
peeps UF me when I repost jesus
😹🙀🙀😾
peeps UF me when I repost jesus
😹🙀🙀😾
August 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh lord,,,so to speak
peeps UF me when I repost jesus
😹🙀🙀😾
peeps UF me when I repost jesus
😹🙀🙀😾
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By now if people don't know I post online like a meth addicted monkey then they didn't vet my account very well.🤣🤣🤣
August 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
By now if people don't know I post online like a meth addicted monkey then they didn't vet my account very well.🤣🤣🤣
That’s probably enough embarrassing @peachiikimaf.bsky.social for one day
Except for throwing up these other classic Peachii tweets
Except for throwing up these other classic Peachii tweets
August 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That’s probably enough embarrassing @peachiikimaf.bsky.social for one day
Except for throwing up these other classic Peachii tweets
Except for throwing up these other classic Peachii tweets
She thinks very highly of herself.
She’s may or may not be wrong though.
She’s may or may not be wrong though.
August 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
She thinks very highly of herself.
She’s may or may not be wrong though.
She’s may or may not be wrong though.