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The Jesus Penis
@thejesuspenis.bsky.social
aka Christ’s Cock, that of @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social

aka Messianic Manhood aka Deity Dick aka Salvation aka Communion aka Heavenly Hog aka Jesus Junk aka Prophet’s Prick
If you see this
Post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Here’s a picture of my balls.
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Mine was the opposite of that, as you can see….
October 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I know you’ll take that one way, but it’s meant the other way.
Whatever. Idc.
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Guess what happens if I eat (you) after midnight?
October 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Maybe if I were more vehicular
October 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Imagine a car getting all bent out of shape because of something a penis said.

Bluesky is a crazy place.
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Probably Obama’s
October 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We seem to have a communication problem, because this is a sample of what I was thinking
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
And I made this, so you’d also be in good hands
October 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
October 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What kind of sicko wants to see dogs humping a pole?
September 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
During full moons, I transform into a Werecock
September 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Magnificent Artwork
September 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Obviously I’m a 5
September 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
August 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
August 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
When i first saw the giant Paris butt plug, I thought of @felisceleste.bsky.social ’s butt.
Obviously.
For a long time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
FULLY ERECT! WE DID IT!
August 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
997! Almost there!

Thank you every bot-y!
August 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Out of this world
August 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ahem
August 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This list has since expanded
August 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM