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Janice
@thejanice.bsky.social
she/her

Accident prone fake ginger.
i-met-my-1st-online-bf-on-gopher-net years old

All we are is farts in the wind.
Pinned
I'm here to ruin your good time.
How is it that even when it is on the coffee table, my laptop can heat up my body like I'm in an equatorial jungle & swam in a river of lava.
July 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have Lois Lane syndrome. And a headache. The two are unrelated...I think.
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have become a rugby person. And, of course, I randomly chose to root for a team that finished close to the bottom of last season (NZ Warriors ). It's absolutely fascinating & bonkers!
March 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I love Knight and Day. I know it's wrong but I don't care.
March 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
If the world is ending, do my high cholesterol & deformed red blood cells really matter?
February 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I just wanna buy girl scout cookies and cry. I feel like that's a reasonable ask.
February 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If it walks like a coup and quacks like a coup...
This story is bananas.

"A team including current and former employees of Musk assumed command of OPM on Jan. 20 ... They have moved sofa beds onto the fifth floor of the agency's headquarters, which contains the director's office and can only be accessed with a security badge or a security escort."
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
www.reuters.com
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm only good at this app if I have a cat photo to share. Related, I need to see if LinkedIn has a class on writing alt text. I'm always worried I'll do it wrong so I just don't.
January 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).

You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
January 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I am guessing most folks are stretched tight on the money front, but if you are looking for solid LA orgs to give to, this is a great list. There are also asks for items that LA nonprofits on the ground are hoping to acquire. 💚https://la2050.org/blog/la-wildfires-volunteer-and-support-guide
Los Angeles Wildfires: Volunteer & Support Guide
LA2050 is an initiative driving and tracking progress toward a shared vision for the future of Los Angeles.
la2050.org
January 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Seeing video’s of families & elders who lost their homes in historic Altadena is heartbreaking. Here is a compiled list of gofundme’s for the displaced Black families of Altadena.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…
January 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well this is happening. We are preemptively evacuating (traffic is BAD). Hopefully they'll get it under control but our lives & our cats lives are worth the precautions. (We are the 🔵)
January 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I am risking life & limb right meow. This could explode at any moment.
January 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I am bad at this. Here's a picture of me & my one-eared bowlegged cat.
January 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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when you stop reading "believe women" as "women never lie" and see it as "one of the foundational myths of patriarchy is that women can never be trusted" it makes a lot more sense.
November 25, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I'm here to ruin your good time.
November 25, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I know it's a stupid hill to die on, but direct and non-stop are not the same.
November 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Really into this photo b/c my hair looks rull good, so I am spamming the interwebs with it. No regrets.
November 23, 2024 at 3:07 AM
that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
November 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Fuck. I thought today was Thursday.
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
This post didn't age well (hi, I am unemployed) 😬
I only have 1 day of work left after nearly 20 years at my company. It's weird that I've actually gone through the stages of grief but I am definitely at acceptance.
SO READY!
November 13, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Oh look. I remembered about bluesky. cool.
I should be packing/already done packing but here i am 🤷‍♀️
October 10, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Tim Hortons coming to Austin. Are you going to be okay @businesssocks.bsky.social & @askforjoy.bsky.social?
February 24, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I'm currently at the Beaumont Cracker Barrel. AMA.
January 11, 2024 at 7:43 PM