Markus Gaines
@thehecticeclectic.bsky.social
20 something aspiring writer, folk witch, seer, and much more! Christopagan Mountain Witch.
Jackass of many trades, and deities, just trying to survive in a world gone to shit.
They/Him/It
https://mastodon.online/@necromanticnomad
#RIPAaronSwartz
Jackass of many trades, and deities, just trying to survive in a world gone to shit.
They/Him/It
https://mastodon.online/@necromanticnomad
#RIPAaronSwartz
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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REPORT: Local cat "Kit" survives head-on crash into pedestrian
August 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
REPORT: Local cat "Kit" survives head-on crash into pedestrian
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Mom, wake up. I'm starving :3
July 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mom, wake up. I'm starving :3
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Eyes like this… are hard to say no to :3
August 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Eyes like this… are hard to say no to :3
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When you attend a funeral
It is sad to think that sooner or
Later those you love will do the same for you,
And you may have thought it tragic
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do...
It is sad to think that sooner or
Later those you love will do the same for you,
And you may have thought it tragic
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do...
July 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
When you attend a funeral
It is sad to think that sooner or
Later those you love will do the same for you,
And you may have thought it tragic
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do...
It is sad to think that sooner or
Later those you love will do the same for you,
And you may have thought it tragic
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do...
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July 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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A Blue-Footed Booby
July 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A Blue-Footed Booby
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There's a bluebottle fly in my bedroom and it is seriously pissing me off. I used to work with invertebrates, I like insects ... except ... except ... house flies and biting flies, I hate those bastards with a passion. They seem to love me though! 😬🪰
July 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
There's a bluebottle fly in my bedroom and it is seriously pissing me off. I used to work with invertebrates, I like insects ... except ... except ... house flies and biting flies, I hate those bastards with a passion. They seem to love me though! 😬🪰
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I am VERY BAD-TEMPERED this evening. I would like to be a kind cheerful affectionate sort of person but the universe is sorely trying me.
a cat is laying on a rock in the dirt and looking at the camera
Alt: A Manul or Pallas Cat, a creature that has elevated Round to an art form, is curled up among some rocks. She gives the recalcitrant universe a look of utter fury and disdain before tucking her little snoot into her huge fluffy tail.
media.tenor.com
July 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I am VERY BAD-TEMPERED this evening. I would like to be a kind cheerful affectionate sort of person but the universe is sorely trying me.
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Y’all were gatekeeping that this thing can emulate building key fobs. I’m gonna have so much fun*
* For educational purposes of course
* For educational purposes of course
July 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Y’all were gatekeeping that this thing can emulate building key fobs. I’m gonna have so much fun*
* For educational purposes of course
* For educational purposes of course
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This is Uni's strongest punch! :3
July 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This is Uni's strongest punch! :3
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#ObjectsFromMyWunderkammer N°18
Sheep, crow and rabbit skulls and various sheep teeth and bones
Sheep, crow and rabbit skulls and various sheep teeth and bones
June 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
#ObjectsFromMyWunderkammer N°18
Sheep, crow and rabbit skulls and various sheep teeth and bones
Sheep, crow and rabbit skulls and various sheep teeth and bones
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This boy knows exactly how to ask :3
June 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This boy knows exactly how to ask :3
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These devils got to go and I hope they waited them out. Come up here and get me. FUCK ICE 🧊
June 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
These devils got to go and I hope they waited them out. Come up here and get me. FUCK ICE 🧊
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I would be tossing them supplies so they could camp on my roof. 🤣
June 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I would be tossing them supplies so they could camp on my roof. 🤣
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Too round to be serious :3
June 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Too round to be serious :3
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He does but we all know he's too chicken to do anything
a cartoon rooster with big eyes and a red comb says bi-caaaaaaw
ALT: a cartoon rooster with big eyes and a red comb says bi-caaaaaaw
media.tenor.com
May 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
He does but we all know he's too chicken to do anything
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On the one hand, such mockery is well earned.
On the other, it could very well drive him completely insane, and he still controls the nuclear button.
On the other, it could very well drive him completely insane, and he still controls the nuclear button.
May 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
On the one hand, such mockery is well earned.
On the other, it could very well drive him completely insane, and he still controls the nuclear button.
On the other, it could very well drive him completely insane, and he still controls the nuclear button.