Sam 🇨🇦
@thegurns.bsky.social
Always just 2 minor inconveniences away from a full-blown menty-b. Humor drier than Ben Shapiro's wife.
I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTIEEEEEEE
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTIEEEEEEE
Has this week just sucked ass for everyone else?
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Has this week just sucked ass for everyone else?
I was accused of babying my dog the other day.
I was like, "right?! Thank you for noticing"
I was like, "right?! Thank you for noticing"
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I was accused of babying my dog the other day.
I was like, "right?! Thank you for noticing"
I was like, "right?! Thank you for noticing"
Advertising a sweater that is 57% polyester as "Vegan Cashmere" should be fucking illegal. It's plastic.
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Advertising a sweater that is 57% polyester as "Vegan Cashmere" should be fucking illegal. It's plastic.
Survived another week of this dumpster fire reality we live in.
Good job, team.
Good job, team.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Survived another week of this dumpster fire reality we live in.
Good job, team.
Good job, team.
Baseball line brawls are not as entertaining as hockey.
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Baseball line brawls are not as entertaining as hockey.
I decided to be Track 9 off Taylor Swift's new album for Halloween.
Hi, I'm Wood.
Hi, I'm Wood.
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I decided to be Track 9 off Taylor Swift's new album for Halloween.
Hi, I'm Wood.
Hi, I'm Wood.
One of my pet peeves is when someone says "9 a.m. in the morning"
THE A.M. AND P.M. INDICATE TIME OF DAY, NO FOLLOW UP NECESSARY.
THE A.M. AND P.M. INDICATE TIME OF DAY, NO FOLLOW UP NECESSARY.
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
One of my pet peeves is when someone says "9 a.m. in the morning"
THE A.M. AND P.M. INDICATE TIME OF DAY, NO FOLLOW UP NECESSARY.
THE A.M. AND P.M. INDICATE TIME OF DAY, NO FOLLOW UP NECESSARY.
Hocus Pocus!
Young Frankenstein
Without saying Halloween, Name your fav film to watch on Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hocus Pocus!
Day made - house is clean, laundry is done, AND (most importantly) I saw a itty bitty widdle baby corgi puppy at Winners.
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Day made - house is clean, laundry is done, AND (most importantly) I saw a itty bitty widdle baby corgi puppy at Winners.
To be known is to be loved.
I was gifted no less than 3 jars of pickles, 2 bulbs of Russian garlic, a jar of applesauce, 2 jars of homegrown weed, and a big fat bouquet of garden-fresh dahlias for my birthday.
I am always so honoured to receive things my friends have put their precious time into.
I was gifted no less than 3 jars of pickles, 2 bulbs of Russian garlic, a jar of applesauce, 2 jars of homegrown weed, and a big fat bouquet of garden-fresh dahlias for my birthday.
I am always so honoured to receive things my friends have put their precious time into.
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
To be known is to be loved.
I was gifted no less than 3 jars of pickles, 2 bulbs of Russian garlic, a jar of applesauce, 2 jars of homegrown weed, and a big fat bouquet of garden-fresh dahlias for my birthday.
I am always so honoured to receive things my friends have put their precious time into.
I was gifted no less than 3 jars of pickles, 2 bulbs of Russian garlic, a jar of applesauce, 2 jars of homegrown weed, and a big fat bouquet of garden-fresh dahlias for my birthday.
I am always so honoured to receive things my friends have put their precious time into.
10/10 recommend a laser tag birthday party as an adult.
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
10/10 recommend a laser tag birthday party as an adult.
I suppose this is my "and holding" birthday.
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I suppose this is my "and holding" birthday.
"Sorry I can't, I had a hyper-realistic nightmare about the dog, and though rationally I know he is fine, I need to spend the next 24-48 hours cuddling him until my nervous system believes it".
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"Sorry I can't, I had a hyper-realistic nightmare about the dog, and though rationally I know he is fine, I need to spend the next 24-48 hours cuddling him until my nervous system believes it".
A group of young ladies just walked by our picket line and one said, "are they still on strike?"
Nah babes, just like freezing my tits off with a big yellow sign round my neck for funsies, cheers.
Nah babes, just like freezing my tits off with a big yellow sign round my neck for funsies, cheers.
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A group of young ladies just walked by our picket line and one said, "are they still on strike?"
Nah babes, just like freezing my tits off with a big yellow sign round my neck for funsies, cheers.
Nah babes, just like freezing my tits off with a big yellow sign round my neck for funsies, cheers.
One thing I must say about the strike is that I'm thankful I smoke BC-grown craft cannabis, all my faves are still available cause they can be Direct Delivered.
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
One thing I must say about the strike is that I'm thankful I smoke BC-grown craft cannabis, all my faves are still available cause they can be Direct Delivered.
Reposted by Sam 🇨🇦
Everyone should be in a union, and never cross the picket line.
Collective organizing is the *only* way we’ve ever gotten shit done.
Collective organizing is the *only* way we’ve ever gotten shit done.
@sbworkersunited.org members are electing strike captains and getting customers to pledge not to cross picket lines. They’re amassing in front of stores with signs, borrowing a slogan from UPS Teamsters: “Just Practicing for a Just Contract.” labornotes.org/2025/10/stri...
Strike Captains and Practice Pickets: Starbucks Workers Aim to Bring a Contract Home
Unionized Starbucks workers are electing strike captains and getting customers to pledge they won't cross picket lines. They’re amassing in front of stores with picket signs, borrowing a slogan that U...
labornotes.org
October 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Everyone should be in a union, and never cross the picket line.
Collective organizing is the *only* way we’ve ever gotten shit done.
Collective organizing is the *only* way we’ve ever gotten shit done.
If I get one more Montreal Airport, someone at @mcdonaldscanada.bsky.social fixin to catch these hands.
October 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If I get one more Montreal Airport, someone at @mcdonaldscanada.bsky.social fixin to catch these hands.
Government refuses to negotiate.
(Oh wait, that applies to about 34,000 of us across different professions right now...)
(Oh wait, that applies to about 34,000 of us across different professions right now...)
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
Libby app is down
Libby app is down
Wrong file to press.
October 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Government refuses to negotiate.
(Oh wait, that applies to about 34,000 of us across different professions right now...)
(Oh wait, that applies to about 34,000 of us across different professions right now...)
October 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I made up a salted toffee cookie recipe and it SLAAAAAAPS.
October 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I made up a salted toffee cookie recipe and it SLAAAAAAPS.
The dissertations online about T-Swifts new album really have me wondering if women are alright. What would the Pick Me's do without her?
(Its fine to dislike her music, it's fine to dislike whatever, but when it becomes your entire identity... girl, get therapy, you're fuckin weird)
(Its fine to dislike her music, it's fine to dislike whatever, but when it becomes your entire identity... girl, get therapy, you're fuckin weird)
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The dissertations online about T-Swifts new album really have me wondering if women are alright. What would the Pick Me's do without her?
(Its fine to dislike her music, it's fine to dislike whatever, but when it becomes your entire identity... girl, get therapy, you're fuckin weird)
(Its fine to dislike her music, it's fine to dislike whatever, but when it becomes your entire identity... girl, get therapy, you're fuckin weird)