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thegurns.bsky.social
Sam 🇨🇦
@thegurns.bsky.social
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Always just 2 minor inconveniences away from a full-blown menty-b. Humor drier than Ben Shapiro's wife.
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Wheeeeeew HOCKEY
A jumbotron shows the final overtime score of 5 for the Colorado Avalanche and 4 for the Vancouver Canucks because the Canucks are garbage and the Avs are awesome.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
thegurns.bsky.social
I decided to be Track 9 off Taylor Swift's new album for Halloween.

Hi, I'm Wood.
An idiot woman is dressed like a tree, wearing a red knock-off Kansas City Chiefs jersey over top. Her arms are in the TOUCHDOWN position that football referees use.
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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A little rain didn't keep us from picketing today!

@bcgeu.bsky.social
A dalmatian-esque dog wears a blue raincoat with yellow duckies on it and has a yellow BCGEU 'ON STRIKE' sign around his neck. He is sitting in a parking lot outside a BC Liquor Store.
October 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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On Wednesdays we wear PINK to picket.

@bcgeu.bsky.social
A dalmatian-esque dog is wearing a pink t-shirt and a black and pink baseball cap with a yellow BCGEU picket sign around his neck that reads 'on Wednesdays we wear PINK to picket'
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Big union guy, this dog.

#BCGEU #EwDavid
A dalmatian-esque dog wears a yellow sign that says "BCGEU ON STRIKE" at a picket line in front of one of the BC Liquor Stores.
October 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Ernie Gurney is a big union guy.

Ernie thinks if you live in BC you should definitely email your MLA to tell them to get their asses back to the bargaining table.

Ernie has great understanding of Canadian government, especially considering he wasn't born here.

Ernie is a good boy.
A dalmatian-esque dog sits with his BCGEU comrades on a picket line. He has a yellow sign that reads, "KIDS?! In *THIS* economy?!?"
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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This dahlia was as big as my head.

(I have a giant noggin)
A brunette (with no noticeable grey hairs at almost 40 years old) wears sunglasses and smiles next to a pink dahlia that is the same size as her head. It is sunny and the background is more dahlias.
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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One of Ernie's best buddies crossed the rainbow bridge unexpectedly last night, and while he doesn't understand it, he can sense my sadness and we are both having a sad day today. R.I.P. Snoop, you were the bestest of boys.
A dalmatian-esque dog and a black-and-tan shepherd mix sit side-by-side on a gravel trail, both smiling with their tongues out cause they had the best time running around.
September 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Have you ever seen a sweeter little bed intruder?
A dalmatian-esque dog sleeps sweetly under a light blue duvet
August 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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But at least I have a hydrating sheet mask that makes me look like a weird little penguin.
A brunette lady with no makeup on is wearing a printed sheet mask that is slightly resembling a penguins face, with an orange beak and lavender feathers and rosy little cheeks. She is smiling a little.
June 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Somebody did not get the memo that this camping cot was built for 1.
A dalmatian-esque dog sleeps peacefully on a camping cot in a blue tent. He has a plaid blanket over him.
April 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Took him a bit to settle down, but seems to be liking his first time tenting it!
April 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Ew you didn't think I meant like "roughing it" camping, did you?
A gray Subaru Forrester is parked beside a blue and grey 9-person tent that is quite literally large enough to encompass the SUV A cute dalmatian-esque dog lays on his white dog bed in a campground with a huge tent behind him The interior of a 2-room tent. There's a queen sized air mattress with a blue sleeping bag on it on the left, a cot with an orange sleeping bag on it on the right, and a dog bed and Mexican blanket in the middle.
April 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I made a cake. Then I jammed some flowers in it.
A chocolate bundt cake with chocolate glaze. Peach and pink roses have been jammed into it. It's on a teal plate.
April 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Bought a new sweatshirt from a local small business, cause I wouldn't want anyone mistaking me for an American while I'm in the airport or exploring Europe.
A grey hoodie with the words "Canada Never 51" and a maple leaf in red on the back
March 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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I'm not big on pizza, husband is. (He'd eat it every day if I'd let him). I feel all slutty cause I grabbed a couple late night slices; he's away for work. It's like I'm food cheating on him.
A deranged looking brunette opens her big fat mouth as though she's about to inhale the 2 slices of cheese pizza in her hand
March 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Timeline cleanse:
The back of the head of a big white dog with black spots, as he stops to smell a pink flower (I think it's a camelia)
March 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
thegurns.bsky.social
YOU GUYS!

We raised $31,000 for Langley Animal Protection Services on Saturday!

But even better: several of the dogs received adoption applications.... INCLUDING DERBY, this sweetie pie I was locked in with.

I ugly cried some happy tears at this news.
A brindle staffordshire terrier wearing a black collar stares up at the camera hopefully.
March 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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UPDATE: Over $1500 raised!!!

Now we can go to sleep
A brunette woman's mules up at the camera as she lies on a pillow with a sleeping white and black dog next to her.
March 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Everyone, meet Derby!

I'm locked in with this little meatball raising money for Langley Animal Protection Society til 4 p.m.

Please help me make bail!
www.zeffy.com/en-CA/fundra...
A brunette lady smiles from an Animal shelter kennel she is sharing with an adoptable brindle-colored pocket-sized pitty
March 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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It's been a day.
A spotted dog stands on the corner of a street while his owner holding the leash holds up a half-drank glass of wine.
March 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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"It's called fashion, look it up"
A tall spotted dog is sitting on his butt looking at the camera wearing a blue raincoat with rubber duckies on it. He looks quite proud of his new coat and how handsome he is in it.
February 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Sold 10 bouquets for this holiday rooted in consumerism. Yay me.
Top view of a bouquet of pink and green flowers wrapped in pink tissue and brown kraft paper.
February 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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GO SPORTS BALL!

On my way to the Superbowl party like this:
A woman that looks like a drag queen impersonating Taylor Swift is wearing purple heart-shaped glasses, a sparkly sequin purple dress, and a fluffy coat with a seat belt across her chest. She is making a peace sign with her fingers and a kiss face with her mouth.
February 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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So yeah, got married.

(Not to Ernie, he just made sure I got down the aisle)
A photo taken from the back of the aisle as a dalmatian-esque dog in a grey suit walks a bride to the altar in a rose garden as the wedding guests look in their direction
February 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM