Sam 🇨🇦
@thegurns.bsky.social
Always just 2 minor inconveniences away from a full-blown menty-b. Humor drier than Ben Shapiro's wife.
R.I.P. BBM, I miss you every day.
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
R.I.P. BBM, I miss you every day.
I would love for a journalist to do it. Just "fuck you, you're a liar and a conman" mic drop, caught on camera. Moonwalks out of the presser. Trump rage-shits himself on live TV.
October 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I would love for a journalist to do it. Just "fuck you, you're a liar and a conman" mic drop, caught on camera. Moonwalks out of the presser. Trump rage-shits himself on live TV.
I told Mama Gurns that I am excited to assume my final form as a bog witch next year lol
Thank you!
Thank you!
October 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I told Mama Gurns that I am excited to assume my final form as a bog witch next year lol
Thank you!
Thank you!
🥹 I'm honoured!
Thank you!
Thank you!
October 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
🥹 I'm honoured!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you! 39 forevaaaaa
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Thank you! 39 forevaaaaa
If it comes down to picketing, I'll be showing up to your line with treats. Solidarity, sis! Secure the bag.
October 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If it comes down to picketing, I'll be showing up to your line with treats. Solidarity, sis! Secure the bag.