Baroness Irmgarde VonSchlippenbach
@thegruntledpelican.bsky.social
NC Blue Voter. Girl Mom. Daysleeper. Lover of punk rock *and* Sondheim. Cat lady. Accordion Emoji 🪗 Enthusiast. Misplaced Apostrophe Pointer-Outer. Früli Imbiber.
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being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
October 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
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So, the 34-felony convict liable for sexual assault will have awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to an adulterer (Limbaugh), an election fraud charged with 9 felonies (Giuliani), and a pedophile protector (Jim Jordan).
The medal is now meaningless.
The medal is now meaningless.
September 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
So, the 34-felony convict liable for sexual assault will have awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to an adulterer (Limbaugh), an election fraud charged with 9 felonies (Giuliani), and a pedophile protector (Jim Jordan).
The medal is now meaningless.
The medal is now meaningless.
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"That is why I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it."
Yes, there is a difference.
Yes, there is a difference.
Honoring Ashli Babbitt Dishonors the Military
If there’s no difference between upholding the Constitution and attacking it, then there’s no honor in service.
www.thebulwark.com
September 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
"That is why I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it."
Yes, there is a difference.
Yes, there is a difference.
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Would love for a reporter or ten to call up Susan Collins et al and ask how they're feeling about backing SECDRUNK Pete Hegseth.
March 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Would love for a reporter or ten to call up Susan Collins et al and ask how they're feeling about backing SECDRUNK Pete Hegseth.
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What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.
March 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.
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Jessica: I don’t ever want hear “but her emails” again
March 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Jessica: I don’t ever want hear “but her emails” again
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As bad as the Houthi PC Group Chat is, and as bad as the DOGE stories leaking by the minute are...what's happening under the radar is so, so much worse.
March 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
As bad as the Houthi PC Group Chat is, and as bad as the DOGE stories leaking by the minute are...what's happening under the radar is so, so much worse.
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I'm no lawyer, but it seems like discussing war plans in Signal outside a SCIF is maybe just a little bit worse than using a private server to send emails that weren't even marked as classified. But what do I know.
hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd .
ALT: hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm no lawyer, but it seems like discussing war plans in Signal outside a SCIF is maybe just a little bit worse than using a private server to send emails that weren't even marked as classified. But what do I know.
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
Pm Private GIF
ALT: Pm Private GIF
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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The fact that a reporter was inadvertently given access to this in real time shows that Pete Hegseth & the rest of this crew are bumbling incompetents who are going to get a lot of intelligence officials and others killed at some point. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
March 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The fact that a reporter was inadvertently given access to this in real time shows that Pete Hegseth & the rest of this crew are bumbling incompetents who are going to get a lot of intelligence officials and others killed at some point. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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One is not like the others...
March 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
One is not like the others...
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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March 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Here’s a cheat sheet with all the phone numbers for the US Senate. I have a feeling we’ll be calling them a lot in the near future.
March 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Here’s a cheat sheet with all the phone numbers for the US Senate. I have a feeling we’ll be calling them a lot in the near future.
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Is the Democratic leadership suggesting now is not the time to be disruptive? If not now, when? Because it really seems like now is the time…
March 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Is the Democratic leadership suggesting now is not the time to be disruptive? If not now, when? Because it really seems like now is the time…
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We will never be a monarchy. Know that. To quote the LOTR trilogy: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
March 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
We will never be a monarchy. Know that. To quote the LOTR trilogy: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
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Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck JD Vance
Fuck Marco Rubio
Fuck Lindsey Graham
Fuck ALL the spineless, hypocritical, lying, worthless, traitorous Republican bastards.
Fuck JD Vance
Fuck Marco Rubio
Fuck Lindsey Graham
Fuck ALL the spineless, hypocritical, lying, worthless, traitorous Republican bastards.
March 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck JD Vance
Fuck Marco Rubio
Fuck Lindsey Graham
Fuck ALL the spineless, hypocritical, lying, worthless, traitorous Republican bastards.
Fuck JD Vance
Fuck Marco Rubio
Fuck Lindsey Graham
Fuck ALL the spineless, hypocritical, lying, worthless, traitorous Republican bastards.
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Especially after today…
March 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Especially after today…