date idea: you put a collar on me and take me out on a walk around the town

this is a mood

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

this !!

*gently places finger on caroler's lips* you had me at "O come"

sakura mako 🦈
🌸 #art #sharks

he’s a little rockstar

thinking about those pink pokemon from the anime

[Oregon Trail 1852]

Doctor: Any final words?

Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.

*sighs and adds to tbr*

Honestly I hope I get a lobotomy for Christmas
Just a little stocking stuffer

Dear people who write cooking instructions
I'm bored w placing things on baking trays in centres of pre-heated ovens. Any chance u can liven things up by asking me to anoint the product with the tears of a wood nymph before placing on a sacrificial south facing altar on the 3rd tuesday of the month?

I don’t want it if it’s not Hozier level yearning okay

I took a break from one fantasy series only to have my heart ripped out by another

Goodnight to everyone except Jack Barlowe

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

“i was born in the wrong generation”
i am alive the same time kindle unlimited exists. im where i need to be