The Gray Mule
thegraymule.bsky.social
The Gray Mule
@thegraymule.bsky.social
Want to come over? I have drugs and guns at the house. I mean, they're prescription meds, so no, you can't have any, and please don't touch my guns. Want to come over and watch me take drugs and touch guns?
Musk is now in charge. He has SSNs and banking information of every American who has received any kind of payment from the US treasury.

Remember how Trump would never release his tax records or financial information? Musk has it now. Musk now has Trump by the balls.

cepr.net/publications...
Elon Is in Your Underwear
Discover the implications of Elon Musk's involvement in your tax and Social Security records. Understand the potential impact on your banking information.
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February 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I live in the desert. Walking through it is no joke, and a few hundred people per year die trying. If you can't have a modicum of empathy and compassion for a fellow human who is willing to make that attempt, well, I think I know what kind of person you are deep down inside.
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January 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Yup. We can argue about highway maintenance all day and still be friends.
January 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Gorsh! *hy-uck* Is THAT what this is?
•sarcasm on•
I have no idea what this might look like. You?
•sarcasm off•
January 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
File this under "Oh, I'm fired, am I?"
Fighting back!
January 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Getting that roux going. If y'all ain't putting as much care and attention into your gravy as you do the chicken, well, we just can't be friends.
January 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I am repeatedly shocked by the number of people who think that speaking to the manager makes things happen more quickly.
January 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Even when Things Are Going Wrong, there are still heroes to celebrate.
January 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Lolz not lolz
Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That was a quality wardrobe choice.
I love this so much!

At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.

This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.
January 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is good advice. I will always refer to the president as President Musk. I don't know who that bloated orange guy is.
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'm an independent now, but I was a Republican from age 18 through, ummm, 42? I finally accepted how much they hate me for my very wrong last name and atheism.

I still consider myself an "Eisenhower Republican," which is probably why I loathe what the GOP has become.
January 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ok, everyone. The thing happened, and the orange cheeto rapist crook is in. That's a bad thing. Yes, it will cause lasting damage. Yes, it is a "stain on our nation." And so on, and so forth.

BUT. This doesn't have to be the end of everything. Keep doing the good things you already do.
January 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If you still want TikTok and you're looking for a VPN, make sure it is legit. Yeah, you're gonna have to pay for it. Most "free" VPNs are scams.
January 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Maybe we should all send a quick daily email to Trump asking what President Musk is planning.
January 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Hey, you know what else is "socialist?" The military.
For the people in the back…
January 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It's almost like...other people...they exist!
if you didn’t realize china is a country full of regular people who probably have similar interests as you it’s not american anti communist propaganda you’re just stupid
January 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Now THAT is a well executed combination!
January 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Teddy plots his revenge.
According to the back of the photo, this is “Teddy, a big cat weighs 15 lbs and is 15 years old”. From my collection.
January 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't remember "a plague of Trump," but I'm sure it can be penciled in.
January 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
In a couple of months, I will hit 15 years of "bonus time." If you believe in The Moirai (I don't), I was supposed to die in 2009. In the late 1800s or earlier, I would have.

All in all, I'm pretty happy to be here.
January 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I try not to fast food very often, but Whataburger makes a fan-fucking-tastic breakfast burger. It tastes even better when you eat it in a Chik-Filet parking lot.
January 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by The Gray Mule
The "Alpha Bros" are shaving off their eyelashes because long lashes are too feminine. 🙄
January 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ok, now it feels a little more like home. It's amazing what a little light decorating can do.
January 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Coworker: "Hahahaha. Dude! That's a terrible thing to say!"

Me: "Well, I'm a pretty terrible person."

Coworker: "Aww, c'mon! You're a nice guy!"

Most of my coworkers don't realize that I fired someone over the phone, while they were on vacation, on the day after Christmas.

So there's that.
January 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM