Sometimes when I’m driving it feels like the cheat code for traffic to drive like shit is on.

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

i remember in like 2003/2004, there was this push to call french fries “freedom fries” and i was 100% positive as an 8 year old that culture would never get any more absurd

Facts

everybody atheist till they gotta update a bios

youtube.com/watch?v=qmu3...

If you don't already watch some more news, you really should be, great show over there!

Good tidings, friends.

The party that is obsessed with child sex offenders, & is close to a cult that claims child sex offenders run the government, just nominated a guy once investigated for allegedly sex-trafficking a 17 year old girl to be in charge of the country’s legal system.

Beyond parody.

The hats come with the free odor of cigarettes 💖