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7.24🎂. I post when I feel like it 💋
So I did a quick hair wash yesterday & I Used design essentials. Baby I am not mad at it.
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Asian Doll needed an IEP in school. There’s no way…..
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Been out of work the whole week because I was sick. I go back tomorrow & I have to get my hair and stuff done today because this shit looks wild but…… I am actually dreading it. I wish they could come to me.
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Like girllllllllll. As much as some parents express their frustrations & disdain WE KNOW. That’s why we aren’t rushing. They miss their freedom & thats ok.
But you had time to make this stupid ass video?

Describing a child-free life as a “perpetual vacation” is the kind of delusion only a sleep-deprived parent could believe in. They are so miserable and ALWAYS complaining. Enjoy your choices, I certainly am.🩷
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Happy Saturday🩶.

I got a question? Why is it a thing to tell our daughters “if you have a man you shouldn’t be asking anyone for help?” Because I noticed some fathers just stop being fathers all together. I don’t really get that logic. Especially if your child isn’t carrying it that way.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Sure do. Been loyal since they were 5 bucks. Idc.
Yall like little Caesar’s? I like it.
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Im so happy they Put Life Size on Disney.
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Everyone talking about how they would’ve reacted if they were in the Diddy situation is so annoying. Ya’ll wouldn’t have done shit cause Ya’ll wouldn’t have had any money or power! Ya’ll ain’t making calls and sending hits out. Ya’ll can’t pay your way out of a damn thing. Please hush.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just finished watching this Diddy documentary. I had to put on a Christmas movie immediately after. My goodness. He is evil….
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If a older man hit on me like he did Sabrina & his damn dentures fall out, in his drink, I would’ve fell tf out 😭😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Calvin has a lot of nerve wanting Miranda back when he done been with like 3 women since they separated.
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So my friend came to check on me in the hospital, so she’s trying to tell them my name at the front desk (she always got my middle wrong) Why she at the desk like “I’m here for Anastasia Laceianaga” The people can’t find me & she’s confused. I’m like girl my middle name is Luciana. We fell tf out😂.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I love an herbal holistic remedy, but w.e meds the dr gave me in this emergency room, I need another just to make it through the night. I can’t handle these flu aches right now
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I was just talking about this. Either that or we really be switching timelines.
I believe the Mandela Effect is a scheme to lie to people about things we KNOW existed just to see if we’d believe they never did. It’s a mass manipulation tactic!

And Sinbad is a huge part of the scheme!
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Since when did Kings County start playing jazz music?
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This season of L&HHMIA is hilarious. Gaelle seriously having a conversation about being a whore & making it right lmaooo. She is insane.
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s been a Minute✨
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Ah ah ah” is one of my favorite word fillers😂😂
Black New Yorkers vernacular contributions are next level.
“You deadass?” Will always gets a chuckle out of me. NY y’all ate with that one
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ngl, I now realize how important it is to take your vitamins. I gotta get back on it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Group phone conversations with your girls. They got me hollering😭
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tyler Perry & Carlos King be dragging it with these mid season breaks….. Pack the whole entire Huntsville cast up. Wrap it up.
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My goodness lmaooooo.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How my building just turn the water off with no notice…. Like i have shit to do today….
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If she thinks that’s spooky, my momma used to make cassettes. Like I watched her make tapes 😭😭😭😭. I still have them too.
My favorite piece of content today.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM