dylan
@thedylanproject.bsky.social
26 year old journalist in San Jose and Santa Cruz
love mlb, birds & news
#SFGiants #SeattleSeahawks #GoldenStateWarriors
https://spartanmediagroup.net/staff_name/dylan-newman/
love mlb, birds & news
#SFGiants #SeattleSeahawks #GoldenStateWarriors
https://spartanmediagroup.net/staff_name/dylan-newman/
Russell Wilson is looking rough it’s actually crazy to see the rookie Jaxson Dart play snaps instead of him like imagine if Pete Carroll pulled Russ off the field
September 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Russell Wilson is looking rough it’s actually crazy to see the rookie Jaxson Dart play snaps instead of him like imagine if Pete Carroll pulled Russ off the field
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This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
DK and Geno had to go
March 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
DK and Geno had to go
Brent Rooker is going 50 HR this year. I predicted 50 last year, he went 40. It’s gonna happen this year.
February 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Brent Rooker is going 50 HR this year. I predicted 50 last year, he went 40. It’s gonna happen this year.
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Overheard at work: "feeds two birds with one scone."
I like that one better.
I like that one better.
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Overheard at work: "feeds two birds with one scone."
I like that one better.
I like that one better.
toast so french it started kissin me 😳
January 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
toast so french it started kissin me 😳
i’d suck at being a pharmacist, i’d probably have to count someone’s medicine like 12 times just to be sure i didn’t mess it up
January 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i’d suck at being a pharmacist, i’d probably have to count someone’s medicine like 12 times just to be sure i didn’t mess it up
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facists don’t belong in america
January 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
facists don’t belong in america
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Hank dies in the mega lo mart explosion and everything else happens in purgatory but go off
January 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Hank dies in the mega lo mart explosion and everything else happens in purgatory but go off
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
not ricky man :-( 💚💛
December 21, 2024 at 8:00 PM
not ricky man :-( 💚💛
writing “appears as quiet poster on bluesky” on my resume
December 17, 2024 at 6:47 PM
writing “appears as quiet poster on bluesky” on my resume
the radio tuned to white noise in my bedroom occasionally plays an ancient song that changes the trajectory of your life as you know it
December 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
the radio tuned to white noise in my bedroom occasionally plays an ancient song that changes the trajectory of your life as you know it
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is he, you know, [making a writing motion with a grimace], a journalist?
December 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
is he, you know, [making a writing motion with a grimace], a journalist?
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they should invent a tea that makes it feel like it's all worthwhile again
December 16, 2024 at 8:44 PM
they should invent a tea that makes it feel like it's all worthwhile again
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Well this isn’t the coherent politics I’ve come to expect from murderers 🤔
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Well this isn’t the coherent politics I’ve come to expect from murderers 🤔
i’m just like mike
November 16, 2024 at 3:56 PM
i’m just like mike
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dog cigarettes. it’s cigarettes for dogs.
November 14, 2024 at 1:11 AM
dog cigarettes. it’s cigarettes for dogs.
WEDNESDAY NOV. 13 — a day ago i picked up this dieffenbachia plant and pot for less than $8! she’s a bit overwatered right now but we’ll figure out a good balance 🌱
November 13, 2024 at 10:04 PM
WEDNESDAY NOV. 13 — a day ago i picked up this dieffenbachia plant and pot for less than $8! she’s a bit overwatered right now but we’ll figure out a good balance 🌱
looking forward to figuring this app out
December 6, 2023 at 1:41 PM
looking forward to figuring this app out