Average American
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Average American
@thedumbestman.bsky.social
Not a parody account

Unless you get mad and then it’s a joke
Reposted by Average American
This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree
June 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
What do you do if you like your dog a lot more than he likes you
May 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Hello San Diego Studios, I’d like to report a bug with your game MLB the Show. Specifically, baseball is very boring yet your game is fun. Please advise.
May 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Big yawn and big stretch are beginner level things to yell at your dog. Talk to me when you point at a dog laying down and explain they are a “sleepy dog” to anyone listening. Then I know you are an intermediate insane pet owner
May 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*post gets five likes*

I’ve gone viral
May 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I fly into unmitigated and unhealthy rage every time I see a big, expensive, souped up, clean pick up truck do anything. Merge into my lane after appropriately signaling? Rage. Parking in the lines? Rage. Stopping at red light? Rage. And god forbid they do anything wrong.

I’m proud of this.
May 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If the posts on this site were accurate, we’d be seeing rap battles at every major intersection
May 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The worst part of owning a dog is when they rush in front of you while you are walking so you accidentally knee them in the head. Logically? Not your fault. Spiritually? You are a monster. A mean trick they play on us.
April 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One of the benefits of being nerdy and white is you are able to reference your upcoming rap album and always get a laugh
April 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
*me dealing with any minor inconvenience*

I’m dying
April 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My addiction is making jokes over and over again that should be funny, but aren’t.
April 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I loved my job until I decided to take a marginally better one. That immediately made me hate my current job, I assume because I’m insane
March 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My favorite song is a mashup between Judas by Lady Gaga and Judas Priest

I will take no other questions
March 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Me at a joint session of Congress:

To my friends on this side of the room, hello, how is your day going

To the assholes on that side of the room, fuck you and suck a dick

Anyway, I’m calling for unity
March 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m unreasonably angry and cannot watch the turmp speech today
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We briefly started to veer into the good timeline when it looks like the Onion would buy infowars
February 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I hate the explanations for why dei is bad. It’s always like “dei would force us to include Hitler” or whatever
February 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I am assuming someone is going to tell me my life is a prank and what YouTube channel I need to subscribe to so I can see it
February 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Everyone thinks their hometown state or city has uniquely bad drivers

The truth is we are apes barely suited to riding horses, let alone 2 ton death machines

Cars are a curse to mankind, and Elon is a hero for making cars designed to blow up because he’s skipping the middle man
February 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I know you guys are sick of hearing that this election is the most important election of our life, but…

My son’s election for treasurer of his middle school is the most important election of our life.

Vote.
February 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Chess sucks dick

Unless I become good at it

Then it rules
February 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11
February 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What do I do if I’m bad at both regular jeopardy and pop culture jeopardy
February 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hmm people like Trump because he has (bad) radical ideas and acts (unconstitutionally) fast even if they disagree with his concepts of plans

Let’s ignore that and talk about means testing more
Poll:

45% of Democrats and Democratic-leaning voters say they want the party to become more moderate (compared to 34% in 2021).

For Republicans and Republican-leaning voters, only 27% say their party should become more moderate.

news.gallup.com/poll/656636/...
February 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m impressed with people doing the smallest everyday things because I cannot
February 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM