Average American
@thedumbestman.bsky.social
Not a parody account
Unless you get mad and then it’s a joke
Unless you get mad and then it’s a joke
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This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree
June 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree
What do you do if you like your dog a lot more than he likes you
May 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
What do you do if you like your dog a lot more than he likes you
Hello San Diego Studios, I’d like to report a bug with your game MLB the Show. Specifically, baseball is very boring yet your game is fun. Please advise.
May 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hello San Diego Studios, I’d like to report a bug with your game MLB the Show. Specifically, baseball is very boring yet your game is fun. Please advise.
Big yawn and big stretch are beginner level things to yell at your dog. Talk to me when you point at a dog laying down and explain they are a “sleepy dog” to anyone listening. Then I know you are an intermediate insane pet owner
May 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Big yawn and big stretch are beginner level things to yell at your dog. Talk to me when you point at a dog laying down and explain they are a “sleepy dog” to anyone listening. Then I know you are an intermediate insane pet owner
*post gets five likes*
I’ve gone viral
I’ve gone viral
May 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
*post gets five likes*
I’ve gone viral
I’ve gone viral
I fly into unmitigated and unhealthy rage every time I see a big, expensive, souped up, clean pick up truck do anything. Merge into my lane after appropriately signaling? Rage. Parking in the lines? Rage. Stopping at red light? Rage. And god forbid they do anything wrong.
I’m proud of this.
I’m proud of this.
May 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I fly into unmitigated and unhealthy rage every time I see a big, expensive, souped up, clean pick up truck do anything. Merge into my lane after appropriately signaling? Rage. Parking in the lines? Rage. Stopping at red light? Rage. And god forbid they do anything wrong.
I’m proud of this.
I’m proud of this.
If the posts on this site were accurate, we’d be seeing rap battles at every major intersection
May 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If the posts on this site were accurate, we’d be seeing rap battles at every major intersection
The worst part of owning a dog is when they rush in front of you while you are walking so you accidentally knee them in the head. Logically? Not your fault. Spiritually? You are a monster. A mean trick they play on us.
April 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The worst part of owning a dog is when they rush in front of you while you are walking so you accidentally knee them in the head. Logically? Not your fault. Spiritually? You are a monster. A mean trick they play on us.
One of the benefits of being nerdy and white is you are able to reference your upcoming rap album and always get a laugh
April 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
One of the benefits of being nerdy and white is you are able to reference your upcoming rap album and always get a laugh
*me dealing with any minor inconvenience*
I’m dying
I’m dying
April 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
*me dealing with any minor inconvenience*
I’m dying
I’m dying
My addiction is making jokes over and over again that should be funny, but aren’t.
April 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My addiction is making jokes over and over again that should be funny, but aren’t.
I loved my job until I decided to take a marginally better one. That immediately made me hate my current job, I assume because I’m insane
March 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I loved my job until I decided to take a marginally better one. That immediately made me hate my current job, I assume because I’m insane
My favorite song is a mashup between Judas by Lady Gaga and Judas Priest
I will take no other questions
I will take no other questions
March 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My favorite song is a mashup between Judas by Lady Gaga and Judas Priest
I will take no other questions
I will take no other questions
Me at a joint session of Congress:
To my friends on this side of the room, hello, how is your day going
To the assholes on that side of the room, fuck you and suck a dick
Anyway, I’m calling for unity
To my friends on this side of the room, hello, how is your day going
To the assholes on that side of the room, fuck you and suck a dick
Anyway, I’m calling for unity
March 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Me at a joint session of Congress:
To my friends on this side of the room, hello, how is your day going
To the assholes on that side of the room, fuck you and suck a dick
Anyway, I’m calling for unity
To my friends on this side of the room, hello, how is your day going
To the assholes on that side of the room, fuck you and suck a dick
Anyway, I’m calling for unity
I’m unreasonably angry and cannot watch the turmp speech today
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m unreasonably angry and cannot watch the turmp speech today
We briefly started to veer into the good timeline when it looks like the Onion would buy infowars
February 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We briefly started to veer into the good timeline when it looks like the Onion would buy infowars
I hate the explanations for why dei is bad. It’s always like “dei would force us to include Hitler” or whatever
February 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I hate the explanations for why dei is bad. It’s always like “dei would force us to include Hitler” or whatever
I am assuming someone is going to tell me my life is a prank and what YouTube channel I need to subscribe to so I can see it
February 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am assuming someone is going to tell me my life is a prank and what YouTube channel I need to subscribe to so I can see it
Everyone thinks their hometown state or city has uniquely bad drivers
The truth is we are apes barely suited to riding horses, let alone 2 ton death machines
Cars are a curse to mankind, and Elon is a hero for making cars designed to blow up because he’s skipping the middle man
The truth is we are apes barely suited to riding horses, let alone 2 ton death machines
Cars are a curse to mankind, and Elon is a hero for making cars designed to blow up because he’s skipping the middle man
February 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Everyone thinks their hometown state or city has uniquely bad drivers
The truth is we are apes barely suited to riding horses, let alone 2 ton death machines
Cars are a curse to mankind, and Elon is a hero for making cars designed to blow up because he’s skipping the middle man
The truth is we are apes barely suited to riding horses, let alone 2 ton death machines
Cars are a curse to mankind, and Elon is a hero for making cars designed to blow up because he’s skipping the middle man
I know you guys are sick of hearing that this election is the most important election of our life, but…
My son’s election for treasurer of his middle school is the most important election of our life.
Vote.
My son’s election for treasurer of his middle school is the most important election of our life.
Vote.
February 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I know you guys are sick of hearing that this election is the most important election of our life, but…
My son’s election for treasurer of his middle school is the most important election of our life.
Vote.
My son’s election for treasurer of his middle school is the most important election of our life.
Vote.
Chess sucks dick
Unless I become good at it
Then it rules
Unless I become good at it
Then it rules
February 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Chess sucks dick
Unless I become good at it
Then it rules
Unless I become good at it
Then it rules
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Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11
February 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11
What do I do if I’m bad at both regular jeopardy and pop culture jeopardy
February 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What do I do if I’m bad at both regular jeopardy and pop culture jeopardy
Hmm people like Trump because he has (bad) radical ideas and acts (unconstitutionally) fast even if they disagree with his concepts of plans
Let’s ignore that and talk about means testing more
Let’s ignore that and talk about means testing more
Poll:
45% of Democrats and Democratic-leaning voters say they want the party to become more moderate (compared to 34% in 2021).
For Republicans and Republican-leaning voters, only 27% say their party should become more moderate.
news.gallup.com/poll/656636/...
45% of Democrats and Democratic-leaning voters say they want the party to become more moderate (compared to 34% in 2021).
For Republicans and Republican-leaning voters, only 27% say their party should become more moderate.
news.gallup.com/poll/656636/...
February 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hmm people like Trump because he has (bad) radical ideas and acts (unconstitutionally) fast even if they disagree with his concepts of plans
Let’s ignore that and talk about means testing more
Let’s ignore that and talk about means testing more
I’m impressed with people doing the smallest everyday things because I cannot
February 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m impressed with people doing the smallest everyday things because I cannot