Average American
@thedumbestman.bsky.social
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Unless you get mad and then it’s a joke
Unless you get mad and then it’s a joke
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June 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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I don’t know what you mean if I’m being honest
June 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I don’t know what you mean if I’m being honest
I had to add more words to this joke to make it clear this wasn’t a weird demand for pictures of op but I don’t think it was worth it because it’s a bad joke either way
It’s sad
It’s sad
May 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I had to add more words to this joke to make it clear this wasn’t a weird demand for pictures of op but I don’t think it was worth it because it’s a bad joke either way
It’s sad
It’s sad
Pics of the words floating out of your mouth in a word bubble or didn’t happen
May 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Pics of the words floating out of your mouth in a word bubble or didn’t happen
After they tell you that they are proud of you for getting over your issues of emotional attachments to strangers
May 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
After they tell you that they are proud of you for getting over your issues of emotional attachments to strangers
The television show?
May 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The television show?
get his ass
Siri, how do I trick a robut into becoming my personal internet bodyguard
Siri, how do I trick a robut into becoming my personal internet bodyguard
May 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
get his ass
Siri, how do I trick a robut into becoming my personal internet bodyguard
Siri, how do I trick a robut into becoming my personal internet bodyguard
I will defeat you in the crucible ideas, robot
May 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I will defeat you in the crucible ideas, robot
I’m not ready for any conversation because I’m maladjusted
May 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I’m not ready for any conversation because I’m maladjusted
The only fake skeet ive seen is this one
May 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The only fake skeet ive seen is this one
Yet, what am I supposed to say to someone who drops a fork while wearing jorts?
Cancel culture running wild again
Cancel culture running wild again
May 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Yet, what am I supposed to say to someone who drops a fork while wearing jorts?
Cancel culture running wild again
Cancel culture running wild again
I’m a stupid piece of shit, not a dumb one. I’m safe
May 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I’m a stupid piece of shit, not a dumb one. I’m safe
My plan is to lull you into a false sense of security and then start talking about how Tim Scott is based
May 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My plan is to lull you into a false sense of security and then start talking about how Tim Scott is based
It’s not your fault. Typos are actually moon zombies
I’m not taking questions at this time
I’m not taking questions at this time
May 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s not your fault. Typos are actually moon zombies
I’m not taking questions at this time
I’m not taking questions at this time
Sounds like a convenient excuse to have some snails catch strays
May 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sounds like a convenient excuse to have some snails catch strays
Do your research sheep
May 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Do your research sheep
Yet another moral relevast. Would it change your mind if I told you the zombies think Weird: The Al Yankovich Story is overrated????
May 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yet another moral relevast. Would it change your mind if I told you the zombies think Weird: The Al Yankovich Story is overrated????