Dan Jacka
@thedanjacka.bsky.social
I am a martyr, I just need a motive
Disney+ not having John Denver and the Muppets is a travesty
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Disney+ not having John Denver and the Muppets is a travesty
Scrolling through old tagged Insta photos when You’re drunk is a DANGEROUS nostalgia trip
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Scrolling through old tagged Insta photos when You’re drunk is a DANGEROUS nostalgia trip
God this sucks. It’s just literally wrong.
Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Gary Sheffield and Fernando Valenzuela receive less than 5 votes and won’t be eligible again until 2031
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
God this sucks. It’s just literally wrong.
Gavin Newsom is great as a troll and a foil for Trump. Otherwise he can go away forever.
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Gavin Newsom is great as a troll and a foil for Trump. Otherwise he can go away forever.
Friendly reminder he started as a morning radio DJ in AZ with Tim from “Tim and Willy” fame.
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Friendly reminder he started as a morning radio DJ in AZ with Tim from “Tim and Willy” fame.
Reposted by Dan Jacka
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
Ugh. I hate that I want a muppets KO
BUT
Also want an RJ muppets movie regardless of the tie in.
Give. Rion. Muppets.
BUT
Also want an RJ muppets movie regardless of the tie in.
Give. Rion. Muppets.
My justification ya filthy animals 🥰 theplaylist.net/rian-johnson...
Rian Johnson Says A ‘Knives Out’/Muppets Mash-Up Would “Break The Reality,” But He’d Still Love To Make A Straight-Up Muppet Movie
Rian Johnson playfully breaks down why a “Knives Out”/Muppets crossover wouldn’t work, but admits he would love to make a proper Muppet film
theplaylist.net
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ugh. I hate that I want a muppets KO
BUT
Also want an RJ muppets movie regardless of the tie in.
Give. Rion. Muppets.
BUT
Also want an RJ muppets movie regardless of the tie in.
Give. Rion. Muppets.
MAKE IT STOP
In this post I ask a simple question: was Keith Olbermann dating Olivia Nuzzi when she was 18?
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/was-keith-...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/was-keith-...
Was Keith Olbermann Dating Olivia Nuzzi When She Was 18?
I have some questions
houseofmirrors.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
MAKE IT STOP
Yeah that stuck the landing in an “I have to explain my gasp to my wife” kinda way
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yeah that stuck the landing in an “I have to explain my gasp to my wife” kinda way
THREE HOURS
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
THREE HOURS
One fascinating thing to learn when I was at the newspaper was the pre-written obits and how authors outlived them.
This is the first negative one I’ve ever seen and it rules.
This is the first negative one I’ve ever seen and it rules.
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
One fascinating thing to learn when I was at the newspaper was the pre-written obits and how authors outlived them.
This is the first negative one I’ve ever seen and it rules.
This is the first negative one I’ve ever seen and it rules.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
Rest. In. Piss. Cheney.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Rest. In. Piss. Cheney.
Burn. This. Shit. Down.
That’s how I feel about the election results tonight.
That’s how I feel about the election results tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Burn. This. Shit. Down.
That’s how I feel about the election results tonight.
That’s how I feel about the election results tonight.
Gunna be thinking about this a lot.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Gunna be thinking about this a lot.
Yamamoto was truly on that “Randy Johnson 2001” level shit.
I HATE the Dodgers but this was undeniable.
I HATE the Dodgers but this was undeniable.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Yamamoto was truly on that “Randy Johnson 2001” level shit.
I HATE the Dodgers but this was undeniable.
I HATE the Dodgers but this was undeniable.
Fuck the Dodgers and specifically fuck Clayton Kershaw.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Fuck the Dodgers and specifically fuck Clayton Kershaw.
Hey if 37 is when I start to feel old wtf does that mean I’ll feel when I’m 50.
October 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hey if 37 is when I start to feel old wtf does that mean I’ll feel when I’m 50.
When am I allowed to be tired of this shit.
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
When am I allowed to be tired of this shit.
It’s so cool the way the robot CEO somehow doesn’t have a functioning brain in his head.
whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all.
apnews.com/article/adam...
apnews.com/article/adam...
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s so cool the way the robot CEO somehow doesn’t have a functioning brain in his head.
Having a one year old makes me really realize how hard Nani had it in Lilo and Stitch.
I’m becoming the guy that supports the parents in kids movies…
I’m becoming the guy that supports the parents in kids movies…
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Having a one year old makes me really realize how hard Nani had it in Lilo and Stitch.
I’m becoming the guy that supports the parents in kids movies…
I’m becoming the guy that supports the parents in kids movies…
I mean… I can’t imagine his kids talk to him.
Dude was chanting "let's go ICE".
Then ended up ass up, slumped over.
Imagine what his kids must feel seeing this.
Then ended up ass up, slumped over.
Imagine what his kids must feel seeing this.
October 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I mean… I can’t imagine his kids talk to him.
I watched the movie Sorcerer today and it absolutely rocked my shit. Haven’t had this feeling from a movie in a LONG time
October 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I watched the movie Sorcerer today and it absolutely rocked my shit. Haven’t had this feeling from a movie in a LONG time
Using a podcast without a guest or co-host so they can’t push back.
There were plenty of comedians that weren’t surprising.
But Burr was without a doubt is the most disappointing.
There were plenty of comedians that weren’t surprising.
But Burr was without a doubt is the most disappointing.
The Saudis didn’t pay big money for famous American comedians because they were super eager for comedy, they paid for PR like this.
Bill Burr Defends Performing at Controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival: “They’re Just Like Us”
The actor-comedian details his experience at the event: "Definitely one of the top three experiences I've ever had ... I think it's going to lead to a lot of positive things."
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Using a podcast without a guest or co-host so they can’t push back.
There were plenty of comedians that weren’t surprising.
But Burr was without a doubt is the most disappointing.
There were plenty of comedians that weren’t surprising.
But Burr was without a doubt is the most disappointing.