The Culprit
@theculprit.bsky.social
Only dull people are brilliant before breakfast
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threw away my full pot of night moisturiser and kept my empty pot of night moisturiser, and that's another win for everyone's favourite attention deficit disorder
May 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
threw away my full pot of night moisturiser and kept my empty pot of night moisturiser, and that's another win for everyone's favourite attention deficit disorder
Doesn’t February know that grey is so millennial?
February 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Doesn’t February know that grey is so millennial?
Thank god boot cut is back
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Thank god boot cut is back
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February 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The only thing likely to bring down Trump seems to be Trump’s own economic policy. A small glimmer of hope that he might lose the battle with his most viable enemy - himself.
February 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The only thing likely to bring down Trump seems to be Trump’s own economic policy. A small glimmer of hope that he might lose the battle with his most viable enemy - himself.
Possibly the most depressing advice in a long time. How long do you manage someone who isn’t helping themselves. And why for women is the first response always to give it more time. I’ve totally run out of patience with my chaotic husband www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
I’ve totally run out of patience with my chaotic husband
Would divorce make matters better or worse?
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Possibly the most depressing advice in a long time. How long do you manage someone who isn’t helping themselves. And why for women is the first response always to give it more time. I’ve totally run out of patience with my chaotic husband www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
When you realise the big threat of the next 4 years is AI being developed under a Trump government. The labour market is about to get wrecked.
January 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
When you realise the big threat of the next 4 years is AI being developed under a Trump government. The labour market is about to get wrecked.
1 day back and I am shattered by 2pm. Pre Xmas me must have been having a nervous breakdown.
January 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
1 day back and I am shattered by 2pm. Pre Xmas me must have been having a nervous breakdown.
@jtonline.bsky.social arrrrrrgh
December 27, 2024 at 10:50 PM
@jtonline.bsky.social arrrrrrgh
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Gromit could have taken the Ring to Mordor
December 25, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Gromit could have taken the Ring to Mordor
And I thought today couldn’t be funny
Ministers resist calls to block Musk donations to Farage’s Reform UK
“We’ll beat Reform by defeating their arguments rather than changing the rules to stop them getting money from Elon Musk”said a source
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
“We’ll beat Reform by defeating their arguments rather than changing the rules to stop them getting money from Elon Musk”said a source
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Ministers resist calls to block Musk donations to Farage’s Reform UK
Government fears moves to curb any potential cash from the tech titan could backfire and play into Reform UK’s hands
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2024 at 10:27 PM
And I thought today couldn’t be funny
Everything is about to become New Year Me’s problem.
December 18, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Everything is about to become New Year Me’s problem.
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Two more days, then everything will become a 2025 problem.
December 17, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Two more days, then everything will become a 2025 problem.
Not quite Ill, not quite well. Am I just suffering with Winter-ness.
December 8, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Not quite Ill, not quite well. Am I just suffering with Winter-ness.
Currently getting AI to muppetise English lit. Most satisfying use yet.
December 7, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Currently getting AI to muppetise English lit. Most satisfying use yet.
Watching Dune prophecy - Is Dune just the terminator’s other time line?
December 1, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Watching Dune prophecy - Is Dune just the terminator’s other time line?
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Tis the season. Time to break out the advent calendar.
Yippee ki yay Hans Gruber! In some sort of Dredd slo-mo/Die Hard mash up, it's going to take him 24 days to meet his destiny.
Not going to get into the 'Die Hard, Xmas movie or not' debate...which it totally is.
Yippee ki yay Hans Gruber! In some sort of Dredd slo-mo/Die Hard mash up, it's going to take him 24 days to meet his destiny.
Not going to get into the 'Die Hard, Xmas movie or not' debate...which it totally is.
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Tis the season. Time to break out the advent calendar.
Yippee ki yay Hans Gruber! In some sort of Dredd slo-mo/Die Hard mash up, it's going to take him 24 days to meet his destiny.
Not going to get into the 'Die Hard, Xmas movie or not' debate...which it totally is.
Yippee ki yay Hans Gruber! In some sort of Dredd slo-mo/Die Hard mash up, it's going to take him 24 days to meet his destiny.
Not going to get into the 'Die Hard, Xmas movie or not' debate...which it totally is.
Oh my god I’ve been off Bluesky and now everyone’s posts are get thousands of likes!
I came, I looked, I wandered off.
I came, I looked, I wandered off.
November 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Oh my god I’ve been off Bluesky and now everyone’s posts are get thousands of likes!
I came, I looked, I wandered off.
I came, I looked, I wandered off.
Post menopausal cat ladies already run everything, like being president would be hard.
August 15, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Post menopausal cat ladies already run everything, like being president would be hard.
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The purpose of the postmenopausal female is to stop the rebels in the outer planets, bring Mars to heel and gain control of the protomolecule
August 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
The purpose of the postmenopausal female is to stop the rebels in the outer planets, bring Mars to heel and gain control of the protomolecule
Stunt kayaking is what the olympics is all about. Some of the worlds best athletes doing barmy activities in the name of sport.
August 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Stunt kayaking is what the olympics is all about. Some of the worlds best athletes doing barmy activities in the name of sport.
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I hurt my back sitting on the floor for 45 minutes if you’re wondering how my fifties are going.
July 23, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I hurt my back sitting on the floor for 45 minutes if you’re wondering how my fifties are going.
Not sure I’m enjoying the new season of House of Cards
July 22, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Not sure I’m enjoying the new season of House of Cards