Jona, a wee scamp
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Going to bed early is actually really cool and sexy of us.
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Going to bed early is actually really cool and sexy of us.
cringe is dead
go uwu, girl
go uwu, girl
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
cringe is dead
go uwu, girl
go uwu, girl
First coat of oil on the bench - check
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
First coat of oil on the bench - check
So the wedding is in Spring and medieval attire.
The wheels in my mind are … they’re not at rest, I’ll tell you that.
The wheels in my mind are … they’re not at rest, I’ll tell you that.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
So the wedding is in Spring and medieval attire.
The wheels in my mind are … they’re not at rest, I’ll tell you that.
The wheels in my mind are … they’re not at rest, I’ll tell you that.
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shut the fuck up ai overview
nobody likes you
nobody likes you
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
shut the fuck up ai overview
nobody likes you
nobody likes you
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lunch tomorrow? ahh sorry I gotta be downtown around lunch, me n the goons are gonna drop a big piano on my nemesis around then.
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
lunch tomorrow? ahh sorry I gotta be downtown around lunch, me n the goons are gonna drop a big piano on my nemesis around then.
The other evening @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social was kind enough to give me a prompt of a corgi in a hot dog bun.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The other evening @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social was kind enough to give me a prompt of a corgi in a hot dog bun.
I’m acting up today because the clouds.
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m acting up today because the clouds.
logged into the ol’ book to list things in the buy nothing group
and
a friend has poked me??!
pokes are still a thing?
beautiful
and
a friend has poked me??!
pokes are still a thing?
beautiful
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
logged into the ol’ book to list things in the buy nothing group
and
a friend has poked me??!
pokes are still a thing?
beautiful
and
a friend has poked me??!
pokes are still a thing?
beautiful
Yeah that’s a wrap on today folks, g’night.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yeah that’s a wrap on today folks, g’night.
MLP was cancelled because woke.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
MLP was cancelled because woke.
My typos prove that I’m not a bot and are totally on purpose…
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My typos prove that I’m not a bot and are totally on purpose…
I’m have the cleanest garage in the country and it’s not even close.
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m have the cleanest garage in the country and it’s not even close.
Oh yeah that’s the stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh yeah that’s the stuff.
I need mozzarella sticks in and around my mouth hole Right. Now.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I need mozzarella sticks in and around my mouth hole Right. Now.
I’m very been picking up empty gallons from a Buy Nothing connection weekly for a few months now. Tonight, she was home when I came by & she basically dragged me inside.
Long story short, her basement is full of so many tabletop games that I had a Belle in the Library moment.
Long story short, her basement is full of so many tabletop games that I had a Belle in the Library moment.
a cartoon of belle from beauty and the beast
Alt: belle from beauty and the beast being amazed at his library
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m very been picking up empty gallons from a Buy Nothing connection weekly for a few months now. Tonight, she was home when I came by & she basically dragged me inside.
Long story short, her basement is full of so many tabletop games that I had a Belle in the Library moment.
Long story short, her basement is full of so many tabletop games that I had a Belle in the Library moment.
Dyed, dried, and done dropped off at the post office. 🤙 I am unstoppable.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dyed, dried, and done dropped off at the post office. 🤙 I am unstoppable.
Some nights ya gotta listen to some Pixies before sleepy time.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Some nights ya gotta listen to some Pixies before sleepy time.
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New show announcement!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
New show announcement!!
What type of punishment do you give to a bratty fish sub?
A smackerel.
A smackerel.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What type of punishment do you give to a bratty fish sub?
A smackerel.
A smackerel.
Performed science in my room before sleep last night. Can confirm, the disco ball does reflect, my Sailor Moon toys are dope, and Mothra can’t resist a light up toy.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Performed science in my room before sleep last night. Can confirm, the disco ball does reflect, my Sailor Moon toys are dope, and Mothra can’t resist a light up toy.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
Newest doodle drop. Did you know all cops really are bastards?
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Newest doodle drop. Did you know all cops really are bastards?
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what kind of sicko is hitting the “skip intro” button when they’re streaming Malcolm in the Middle
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
what kind of sicko is hitting the “skip intro” button when they’re streaming Malcolm in the Middle
IT IS THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE FINAL PAM AND WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH A NEW CHAPTER OF THE TALE
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
IT IS THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE FINAL PAM AND WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH A NEW CHAPTER OF THE TALE