Jona, a wee scamp
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The other evening @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social was kind enough to give me a prompt of a corgi in a hot dog bun.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The other evening @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social was kind enough to give me a prompt of a corgi in a hot dog bun.
Yeah that’s a wrap on today folks, g’night.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yeah that’s a wrap on today folks, g’night.
MLP was cancelled because woke.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
MLP was cancelled because woke.
Oh yeah that’s the stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh yeah that’s the stuff.
Dyed, dried, and done dropped off at the post office. 🤙 I am unstoppable.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dyed, dried, and done dropped off at the post office. 🤙 I am unstoppable.
My housemate is a trooper with the patience of a saint.
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My housemate is a trooper with the patience of a saint.
Performed science in my room before sleep last night. Can confirm, the disco ball does reflect, my Sailor Moon toys are dope, and Mothra can’t resist a light up toy.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Performed science in my room before sleep last night. Can confirm, the disco ball does reflect, my Sailor Moon toys are dope, and Mothra can’t resist a light up toy.
Newest doodle drop. Did you know all cops really are bastards?
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Newest doodle drop. Did you know all cops really are bastards?
Going through a Doom Box filled with yearbooks and old school documents.
Found my 8th grade standardized test results, including a “persuasive essay.”
The prompt: Who would want your teacher to have come speak to your class?
My choice was ENTIRELY on brand.
Found my 8th grade standardized test results, including a “persuasive essay.”
The prompt: Who would want your teacher to have come speak to your class?
My choice was ENTIRELY on brand.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Going through a Doom Box filled with yearbooks and old school documents.
Found my 8th grade standardized test results, including a “persuasive essay.”
The prompt: Who would want your teacher to have come speak to your class?
My choice was ENTIRELY on brand.
Found my 8th grade standardized test results, including a “persuasive essay.”
The prompt: Who would want your teacher to have come speak to your class?
My choice was ENTIRELY on brand.
I can’t believe I drew an ACAB baby owl before an angry goose but I eventually got there and that’s all that matters.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I can’t believe I drew an ACAB baby owl before an angry goose but I eventually got there and that’s all that matters.
post you from a different era
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
post you from a different era
Ya boy just accepted a yarn order and dyed some hanks for the first time in five years.
It was like riding a bike.
It was like riding a bike.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Ya boy just accepted a yarn order and dyed some hanks for the first time in five years.
It was like riding a bike.
It was like riding a bike.
HER NAME IS COURTNEY (spelling tbd) AND SHE GAVE ME A HANDMADE GNOME FOR GNOME-VEMBER.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
HER NAME IS COURTNEY (spelling tbd) AND SHE GAVE ME A HANDMADE GNOME FOR GNOME-VEMBER.
Not my best work but whatever.
Totally was looking at a still of Bartok for reference but put my own spin on it for kicks n’ giggles.
ACAB.
Totally was looking at a still of Bartok for reference but put my own spin on it for kicks n’ giggles.
ACAB.
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Not my best work but whatever.
Totally was looking at a still of Bartok for reference but put my own spin on it for kicks n’ giggles.
ACAB.
Totally was looking at a still of Bartok for reference but put my own spin on it for kicks n’ giggles.
ACAB.
You’re a goddess! I have this thing where I refuse to post identifying pics of myself until private accounts exist here, if they ever do. But I’ll flash you my gorilla titties here.
Which reminds me, I need to put the rings in the nipples as everyone agreed they are necessary.
Which reminds me, I need to put the rings in the nipples as everyone agreed they are necessary.
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You’re a goddess! I have this thing where I refuse to post identifying pics of myself until private accounts exist here, if they ever do. But I’ll flash you my gorilla titties here.
Which reminds me, I need to put the rings in the nipples as everyone agreed they are necessary.
Which reminds me, I need to put the rings in the nipples as everyone agreed they are necessary.
I ain’t afraid of no garter stitch.
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I ain’t afraid of no garter stitch.
Just consider this my “About Me.”
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November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just consider this my “About Me.”
I did “sneak” a shot of some of my decorations last night. I cannot overstate how much fun I had!
Thank you to @evolbrew.net and @shoelais.bsky.social for letting me use their house as a canvas and to @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social for being the best mermaid ever!
Thank you to @evolbrew.net and @shoelais.bsky.social for letting me use their house as a canvas and to @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social for being the best mermaid ever!
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I did “sneak” a shot of some of my decorations last night. I cannot overstate how much fun I had!
Thank you to @evolbrew.net and @shoelais.bsky.social for letting me use their house as a canvas and to @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social for being the best mermaid ever!
Thank you to @evolbrew.net and @shoelais.bsky.social for letting me use their house as a canvas and to @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social for being the best mermaid ever!
My tummy is very happy.
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My tummy is very happy.
Wanted to doodle for little bit and Paul’s adorable Chauncey was begging for the treatment.
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wanted to doodle for little bit and Paul’s adorable Chauncey was begging for the treatment.
I liked last night.
October 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I liked last night.
Nadine watched over last night’s rituals and readings in gloriously creepy fashion.
October 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nadine watched over last night’s rituals and readings in gloriously creepy fashion.
Maybe I should lean in to the horse girl jokes.
Not that I am one but I need to start fighting back and horses know how to kick a MFer.
Not that I am one but I need to start fighting back and horses know how to kick a MFer.
October 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Maybe I should lean in to the horse girl jokes.
Not that I am one but I need to start fighting back and horses know how to kick a MFer.
Not that I am one but I need to start fighting back and horses know how to kick a MFer.