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London-based, left-leaning, Newcastle exile. Committed member of #nufc social family.
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Private Eye.
October 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Recall that Trump's father was the child of immigrants, and that his mother and two of his wives were immigrants.
Trump on immigrants: "They send up their worst people. They send up people that are criminals. They send up people from jails. And the best ones they send are people that don't work very hard and that are on a social form of welfare."
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Led By Donkeys have got Fartrage's number.
September 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Is the international break finished yet? #nufc
September 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
‘So begins life after Isak.’ Great article this; well worth a read. #NUFC
Newcastle sell Alexander Isak: Inside club's transfer window
Newcastle United have had a breathless end to the transfer window after the club agreed to sell Alexander Isak and struck a deal to sign Yoane Wissa.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
👀 #NUFC
Yoane Wissa has now arrived at Newcastle. Medical set to begin before striker signs four-year deal. (Craig Hope)
September 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Don’t know what to feel about this.
September 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Total double-take just now when scrolling through our upcoming fixtures. Champions League, baby! #NUFC
August 31, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Longy finally gets the rating he deserves. #NUFC
August 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Well, this makes for pleasant viewing. #nufc
Nick Woltemade - All 33 Goals & Assists 2024/2025
YouTube video by ScoutNation
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August 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Trust the process. #nufc
🚨💣 BREAKING: Nick Woltemade to Newcastle, here we go! Agreement in place after official bid accepted. Fee over €80m plus add-ons, medical in England in the next 24 hours with travel being arranged right now. Long term deal agreed with Woltemade who says yes to #NUFC. ⚪️⚫️🇩🇪
August 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Welcome Toni.
#NUFC
August 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
‘…it has been handled very badly, to the extent the hard commercial reality is now poking through and interfering with the fantasy realm of loyalty and honour that ultimately pays for it…’ #NUFC Barney Ronay, nailing it here.
The undeniably massive Alexander Isak affair has created its own sub-reality | Barney Ronay
Battle between real and fake is an active front in sport and the Newcastle striker transfer saga is vast but strangely hollow
www.theguardian.com
August 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Very humorous take on Man Utd’s continued struggle. Not to mention sweet schadenfreude for embittered #NUFC fans.
Manchester United have sunk to ground zero, caught in an endless cycle of hope and regret | Barney Ronay
Against Fulham, Sesko looked like he had just realised what he had let himself in for, thrown into the meat grinder and asked to fix everything
www.theguardian.com
August 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@liverpoolecho.co.uk, this is a scandal of a headline to use for an article which in reality features a journalist giving their opinion and news of a new deal for a young squad player!
August 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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If #nufc delay the announcement so much that we miss out on using the #MalickMonday hashtag then what's the point of any of this?

Announce Thiaw.
August 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you could re-sign anyone we’d previously released before the window ends, who would it be? I’ll start… Mehrdad and Amanda 😆 #nufc
August 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Good article by one of the new team at The Athletic. It’s a bit soon to pin ya hopes on another up-and-coming young European talent but then we also need some distraction 😩 #nufc
Newcastle have missed out on Sesko. Here are the strikers they should target instead
www.nytimes.com
August 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Starmer: UK will recognise Palestine

The new Private Eye is out now.
August 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
We may not always like her opinions or her press conference demeanour, but you have to say this is sound piece of analysis from Louise Taylor #nufc
Transfer trouble and boardroom bother: vexed Newcastle face a puzzled future | Louise Taylor
A summer without a sporting director and failure to keep Alexander Isak happy has left the club with an almost dysfunctional feel
www.theguardian.com
August 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This would make things feel A LOT better.
Benjamin Sesko: Newcastle make €80m bid for RB Leipzig striker
The bid is comprised of €75m up front with a further €5m in potential add-ons, and was tabled by Newcastle in the past 24 hours.
www.nytimes.com
August 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Great article this. Made me excited about Aaron Ramsdale to #nufc. Recommended.
Aaron Ramsdale to Newcastle is a move rooted in ambition - on both sides
www.nytimes.com
August 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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“All Gaza will be Jewish"
"There’s no hunger in Gaza."
"We don’t need to be concerned with hunger in the Strip. Let the world worry about it.”
"The government is racing ahead for Gaza to be wiped out.”
~Minister Amichai Eliyahu

Can we call it a genocide now?
July 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM