Chunky Kong
@thechunkiestkong.bsky.social
"GUY'S I'M NOT DEAD!"
#DKRP #MVRP
Admin age: 25+
#DKRP #MVRP
Admin age: 25+
"People compare you to your brother?"
“I’m glad people compare me to my brother.”
August 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"People compare you to your brother?"
// Apologies for the sudden disappearance, been recovering from a series of migraines.
August 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
// Apologies for the sudden disappearance, been recovering from a series of migraines.
"Geez...now I'm nervous being around ya, glad theirs no paparazzi or anything.
But it's great to know you're catching up with your studies, unlike some others I know.."
But it's great to know you're catching up with your studies, unlike some others I know.."
“Pop idol in the music industry, to be exact. I’m simply taking a break from my music career in favor of catching up to my studies.”
"Sadl...wait you're an Idol!?! I'm friends with an Idol!?"
Whelp that's definitely a shocking revelation for him.
Whelp that's definitely a shocking revelation for him.
July 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"Geez...now I'm nervous being around ya, glad theirs no paparazzi or anything.
But it's great to know you're catching up with your studies, unlike some others I know.."
But it's great to know you're catching up with your studies, unlike some others I know.."
"Sadl...wait you're an Idol!?! I'm friends with an Idol!?"
Whelp that's definitely a shocking revelation for him.
Whelp that's definitely a shocking revelation for him.
“A pop idol like me. You don’t know?”
"W-whoa.... you're excited...erm who's Risette?"
July 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"Sadl...wait you're an Idol!?! I'm friends with an Idol!?"
Whelp that's definitely a shocking revelation for him.
Whelp that's definitely a shocking revelation for him.
"Hey don't think I won't do THAT again, remember the boxing ring?"
"if you say so, Chunky..."
July 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Hey don't think I won't do THAT again, remember the boxing ring?"
"W-whoa.... you're excited...erm who's Risette?"
“OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMOGOSH.
IT’S RISETTE!”
IT’S RISETTE!”
July 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"W-whoa.... you're excited...erm who's Risette?"
"You're up to something.....that look just says it all! I'm sleeping with my pineapple launcher."
"and you've got the right feeling..."
July 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"You're up to something.....that look just says it all! I'm sleeping with my pineapple launcher."
Well then he's definitely going to make it up to her! He owes her for this, big time.
More likely to replace the one that broke.
Scratching his chin he'd think for a moment....now was she buying it for herself or to replace the one his baby brother broke?
July 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Well then he's definitely going to make it up to her! He owes her for this, big time.
Scratching his chin he'd think for a moment....now was she buying it for herself or to replace the one his baby brother broke?
“I feel like doing so.”
"Hm, why...?"
July 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Scratching his chin he'd think for a moment....now was she buying it for herself or to replace the one his baby brother broke?
"Guy's......I've got a bad feeling about this!"
July 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"Guy's......I've got a bad feeling about this!"
"Hm, why...?"
“I guess I should buy one...”
"I'd do it.....but he shattered it against a wall, the shell is in pieces..
And I don't have the money right now to by a new one."
And I don't have the money right now to by a new one."
July 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"Hm, why...?"
"I'd do it.....but he shattered it against a wall, the shell is in pieces..
And I don't have the money right now to by a new one."
And I don't have the money right now to by a new one."
“Then shouldn’t it be fixed?”
"We sorta..... broken her hair dryer, well kiddy did swinging it about. We only looked away for five seconds!"
July 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"I'd do it.....but he shattered it against a wall, the shell is in pieces..
And I don't have the money right now to by a new one."
And I don't have the money right now to by a new one."
"We sorta..... broken her hair dryer, well kiddy did swinging it about. We only looked away for five seconds!"
“What did you do to make her mad?”
"In this family there's one rule... NEVER GET DIXIE MAD!"
July 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"We sorta..... broken her hair dryer, well kiddy did swinging it about. We only looked away for five seconds!"
"Huh, I've never been to a real school... having a baby brother ta help raise.
What's highschool like?"
What's highschool like?"
“I’m taking Spanish classes in High School, so...”
"Ehehe, I actually don't mind learning more... it's a beautiful language!
That's if you don't mind teaching..."
That's if you don't mind teaching..."
July 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Huh, I've never been to a real school... having a baby brother ta help raise.
What's highschool like?"
What's highschool like?"
"In this family there's one rule... NEVER GET DIXIE MAD!"
July 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"In this family there's one rule... NEVER GET DIXIE MAD!"
"Ehehe, I actually don't mind learning more... it's a beautiful language!
That's if you don't mind teaching..."
That's if you don't mind teaching..."
“Bueno. You know I can fully speak English, if you want to.”
Coughing into his hand, he'd say. "Puedo hablar un poco..."
July 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Ehehe, I actually don't mind learning more... it's a beautiful language!
That's if you don't mind teaching..."
That's if you don't mind teaching..."
" To use your likeness right?"
“In one of their attractions, of course.”
"The movie company? Wait you got paid!?"
July 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
" To use your likeness right?"
"I can believe that...he was always a funny Kong, would be nice to get the whole group back together though."
" Oh yeah, he's famous now. "
"Thanks Tiny, but....whatever happened to lanky? Haven't seen him in a while myself."
July 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"I can believe that...he was always a funny Kong, would be nice to get the whole group back together though."
"I'd be surprised if bananas weren't involved, heard you guys fought a certain crocodile. Though he was defeated once and for all....
Glad to know ya both kicked his tail, and those VoidCo kongs too!"
Glad to know ya both kicked his tail, and those VoidCo kongs too!"
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" Well we got a buncha bananas obviously, but he helped me get home is the main gist of it!
⠀⠀ plus we kicked the butts of all the Big Bad guys that tried to stop us ! "
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" Well we got a buncha bananas obviously, but he helped me get home is the main gist of it!
⠀⠀ plus we kicked the butts of all the Big Bad guys that tried to stop us ! "
"So I've been hearing! What was it about?
Been awhile since I've gone on one with the big guy, so I'd love to hear what you guys did....if you don't mind that's is."
Spoke the Kong, his thumps twiddling about as he was curious.
Been awhile since I've gone on one with the big guy, so I'd love to hear what you guys did....if you don't mind that's is."
Spoke the Kong, his thumps twiddling about as he was curious.
July 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"I'd be surprised if bananas weren't involved, heard you guys fought a certain crocodile. Though he was defeated once and for all....
Glad to know ya both kicked his tail, and those VoidCo kongs too!"
Glad to know ya both kicked his tail, and those VoidCo kongs too!"
Coughing into his hand, he'd say. "Puedo hablar un poco..."
“Sí. If you haven’t already noticed... I speak Spanish.”
"Amiga huh? Don't that mean friend in one of the human languages, cool."
July 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Coughing into his hand, he'd say. "Puedo hablar un poco..."
"The movie company? Wait you got paid!?"
“Oh yeah... I got paid big time from... Universal? Is that how you pronounce it?”
July 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"The movie company? Wait you got paid!?"
"Amiga huh? Don't that mean friend in one of the human languages, cool."
“...Amiga. Yes, it’s my actual name.”
"I see, well ya got a name? I'm chunky and yourself?"
July 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"Amiga huh? Don't that mean friend in one of the human languages, cool."
"Thanks Tiny, but....whatever happened to lanky? Haven't seen him in a while myself."
" Don't worry. my lips are sealed. "
"I don't know.... just don't tell Dixie, she'll tell Diddy then he'll tell EVERYONE."
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"Thanks Tiny, but....whatever happened to lanky? Haven't seen him in a while myself."
"So I've been hearing! What was it about?
Been awhile since I've gone on one with the big guy, so I'd love to hear what you guys did....if you don't mind that's is."
Spoke the Kong, his thumps twiddling about as he was curious.
Been awhile since I've gone on one with the big guy, so I'd love to hear what you guys did....if you don't mind that's is."
Spoke the Kong, his thumps twiddling about as he was curious.
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" Huh? Yeah she was pretty cool ! We just talked about how me and DK kicked Butt on our adventure! "
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" Huh? Yeah she was pretty cool ! We just talked about how me and DK kicked Butt on our adventure! "
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"But I'm not....wait you were talking with my cousin a while ago right? The Kong with the blonde hair, what were you thinking about?"
July 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"So I've been hearing! What was it about?
Been awhile since I've gone on one with the big guy, so I'd love to hear what you guys did....if you don't mind that's is."
Spoke the Kong, his thumps twiddling about as he was curious.
Been awhile since I've gone on one with the big guy, so I'd love to hear what you guys did....if you don't mind that's is."
Spoke the Kong, his thumps twiddling about as he was curious.
"I see, well ya got a name? I'm chunky and yourself?"
“I see... It’s a food for thought I had in my mind to see it possible.”
"Hm? Sure, I don't see why ya can't. One can't have enough friends after all!"
July 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"I see, well ya got a name? I'm chunky and yourself?"