𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋
@onecoolkong.bsky.social
Nessie | She/They | 18+
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Well. . . if 'ya need any backup dancers, I'm your gal.
Yeah... But it’s a W.I.P. in case I ever plan to come back as a pop idol, Tiny.
Huh?
Maybe.
Maybe.
August 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Well. . . if 'ya need any backup dancers, I'm your gal.
Huh?
Maybe.
Maybe.
It... has to do with joining me in my music career, but I felt this ask was very pushy for all the wrong reasons.
What was it?
August 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Huh?
Maybe.
Maybe.
What was it?
Sorry. There was a thought I had where you might be interested, but I lost it.
What?
August 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What was it?
What?
Hmmm....
That's the thing, I don't.
I don't really know what I wanna do.
I don't really know what I wanna do.
August 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What?
Square.
Much better.
I'll go OUTSIDE the house.
August 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Square.
That's the thing, I don't.
I don't really know what I wanna do.
I don't really know what I wanna do.
Ooh. I bet you had a ideal future than I did.
And I don’t find it weird.
And I don’t find it weird.
I kinda went to pursue my future and stuff. . . But y'know.
It's weird.
It's weird.
August 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
That's the thing, I don't.
I don't really know what I wanna do.
I don't really know what I wanna do.
I kinda went to pursue my future and stuff. . . But y'know.
It's weird.
It's weird.
Huh.
And here I thought I was the only one who goes to school, but... I still go to high.
And here I thought I was the only one who goes to school, but... I still go to high.
You know going to college is weird when you're the only talking monkey.
August 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I kinda went to pursue my future and stuff. . . But y'know.
It's weird.
It's weird.
You know going to college is weird when you're the only talking monkey.
August 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You know going to college is weird when you're the only talking monkey.
Ugh, fine.
Please don’t.
Not inside my house.
Not inside my house.
gonna go smoke a weed.
August 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ugh, fine.
gonna go smoke a weed.
August 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
gonna go smoke a weed.
" Now I know all her tricks, though. "
“Yeah...”
" I didn't know she EXISTED before then. "
August 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
" Now I know all her tricks, though. "
" I didn't know she EXISTED before then. "
“You need to be more aware of what stunts Kalypso can pull.”
" Still what? "
August 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
" I didn't know she EXISTED before then. "
" Wouldn't be terrible if she had good direction. "
“Yeah. You know you can’t escape her.”
" Nah."
August 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
" Wouldn't be terrible if she had good direction. "
" Nah."
“Voiced by her?”
August 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
" Nah."
" Nintendo?
Nope. I'm gonna be in the DK Movie. "
Nope. I'm gonna be in the DK Movie. "
“The company we’re both from.”
" Kicked out of WHAT? "
August 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
" Nintendo?
Nope. I'm gonna be in the DK Movie. "
Nope. I'm gonna be in the DK Movie. "
" Still what? "
“I know. But still.”
" Girl, I've BEEN fighting back
You're the one who told me to calm down. "
You're the one who told me to calm down. "
August 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
" Still what? "
" Kicked out of WHAT? "
“Yeah. I heard you got kicked out, it seems.”
" Yoshi? "
August 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
" Kicked out of WHAT? "
" Girl, I've BEEN fighting back
You're the one who told me to calm down. "
You're the one who told me to calm down. "
“You know what? You need to fight back!”
" Of course she did! "
August 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
" Girl, I've BEEN fighting back
You're the one who told me to calm down. "
You're the one who told me to calm down. "
" Yoshi? "
“Huh-uh. Says the one who failed to catch Yoshi.”
" Nope.
You being dead doesn't count. "
You being dead doesn't count. "
August 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
" Yoshi? "
" Of course she did! "
“Honestly? She had assistance from the Kremlings to rig your performance.”
" YEAH. THE TRUTH THAT SHE DIDN'T WIN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!! "
August 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
" Of course she did! "
" Nope.
You being dead doesn't count. "
You being dead doesn't count. "
“Yeah.”
" Nah. "
August 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
" Nope.
You being dead doesn't count. "
You being dead doesn't count. "
" YEAH. THE TRUTH THAT SHE DIDN'T WIN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!! "
“I KNOW. WHICH IS WHY THE OTHER MONKEY DESERVES TO KNOW THE TRUTH.”
" I DO NO SUCH THING!!!!!
AND SHE DID CHEAT! SHE SHOVED ME OFF THE STAND! "
AND SHE DID CHEAT! SHE SHOVED ME OFF THE STAND! "
August 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
" YEAH. THE TRUTH THAT SHE DIDN'T WIN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!! "
" I DO NO SUCH THING!!!!!
AND SHE DID CHEAT! SHE SHOVED ME OFF THE STAND! "
AND SHE DID CHEAT! SHE SHOVED ME OFF THE STAND! "
“Then TELL ME WHY YOU’RE CRYING AND COMPLAINING IN YOUR SLEEP WHENEVER YOU TELL ME SHE WAS CHEATING?! OR DID YOU FORGET SHE DARED YOU PLAY A HARD SONG IN THE ARCADES?!”
" I NEVER LOST TO HER EVER. "
August 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
" I DO NO SUCH THING!!!!!
AND SHE DID CHEAT! SHE SHOVED ME OFF THE STAND! "
AND SHE DID CHEAT! SHE SHOVED ME OFF THE STAND! "
" Nah. "
“It does, silly.”
" A JPEG doesn't count. "
August 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
" Nah. "
" I NEVER LOST TO HER EVER. "
“THE TRUTH NEEDED TO BE SAID, TINY.”
" WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? "
August 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
" I NEVER LOST TO HER EVER. "