Dylan
@thecastledking.bsky.social
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debating if i should give up on this nonfiction book that's so badly written it's turning me into a misogynist
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
debating if i should give up on this nonfiction book that's so badly written it's turning me into a misogynist
can't wait for the family to get on my case about having only 4 items on my x-mas list. y'all are just gonna ignore it anyway.
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
can't wait for the family to get on my case about having only 4 items on my x-mas list. y'all are just gonna ignore it anyway.
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more frog, again. seasonal frog
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
more frog, again. seasonal frog
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🐰うさぎさんのクリスマス🎄🎁
最後の仕上げはまかせて！
⭐️
🎄
最後の仕上げはまかせて！
⭐️
🎄
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
🐰うさぎさんのクリスマス🎄🎁
最後の仕上げはまかせて！
⭐️
🎄
最後の仕上げはまかせて！
⭐️
🎄
chatting with mom has somehow led to a lengthy conversation about the family drama i stirred up (by being a raging bitch) and now she’s giving me pointers on how to carry a conversation soo… if the intelligence agents reading this could just come and shoot me now that’d be great
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
chatting with mom has somehow led to a lengthy conversation about the family drama i stirred up (by being a raging bitch) and now she’s giving me pointers on how to carry a conversation soo… if the intelligence agents reading this could just come and shoot me now that’d be great
mom has dangled a very juicy but VERY dangerous carrot in front of me in the form of “you don’t have to come for christmas if you don’t want to”
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
mom has dangled a very juicy but VERY dangerous carrot in front of me in the form of “you don’t have to come for christmas if you don’t want to”
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christmas drama with The Family has started earlier than normal this year and for the first time ever I'M wading into it
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
christmas drama with The Family has started earlier than normal this year and for the first time ever I'M wading into it
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I keep wanting to return to the Holiday Hadrosaur theme, perhaps with a different hadrosaur each time, but I'm worn down just thinking of the time and work required, because that's where I am these days. 🥲
This is still Parasaurolophus because that crest feels so redolent of festive fanfare to me.
This is still Parasaurolophus because that crest feels so redolent of festive fanfare to me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I keep wanting to return to the Holiday Hadrosaur theme, perhaps with a different hadrosaur each time, but I'm worn down just thinking of the time and work required, because that's where I am these days. 🥲
This is still Parasaurolophus because that crest feels so redolent of festive fanfare to me.
This is still Parasaurolophus because that crest feels so redolent of festive fanfare to me.
so the emergency maintenance phone number is buried in the lease and not posted literally anywhere else and i was told some techs were "in the area" and should be here to fix my broken heater "in a couple minutes" over half an hour ago
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
so the emergency maintenance phone number is buried in the lease and not posted literally anywhere else and i was told some techs were "in the area" and should be here to fix my broken heater "in a couple minutes" over half an hour ago
happy thanksgiving my furnace is broken and my period started so we’re having a fun day
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
happy thanksgiving my furnace is broken and my period started so we’re having a fun day
despite knowing i could just ask for things for christmas, i've been going on a little spending spree instead
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
despite knowing i could just ask for things for christmas, i've been going on a little spending spree instead
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she dressed up
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
she dressed up
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“The Omen” acrylic on panel
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“The Omen” acrylic on panel
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on a related note, watched the new wuthering heights trailer and am once more asking when someone to give me the fucked up sicko version i deserve
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
on a related note, watched the new wuthering heights trailer and am once more asking when someone to give me the fucked up sicko version i deserve
rewatched frankenstein for the first time since i saw it in theaters and finally had the cry i couldn't let myself have while out in public
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
rewatched frankenstein for the first time since i saw it in theaters and finally had the cry i couldn't let myself have while out in public
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November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Frodo & Sam ⭐️ by me
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Frodo & Sam ⭐️ by me
here’s how you know i’m not a morning person: had to go to work over an hour early to let in the early voting people. boss showed up, took one look at me, and asked if i was gonna make it
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
here’s how you know i’m not a morning person: had to go to work over an hour early to let in the early voting people. boss showed up, took one look at me, and asked if i was gonna make it
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Forsooth.....................we ball
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Forsooth.....................we ball
in case you needed a reminder about the housing market, there's a place near me selling for $700,000. the last time it was on the market was in 2000 for $150,000. i fucking hate it here.
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
in case you needed a reminder about the housing market, there's a place near me selling for $700,000. the last time it was on the market was in 2000 for $150,000. i fucking hate it here.
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Guillermo Del Toro's "FRANKENSTEIN" is now playing on
Netflix globally, so here's my portrait of #jacobelordi as The Creature.
Thank you @realgdt.bsky.social for your support to real artists in the moment we all need it more than ever.
I hope you like it!
#frankenstein #netflix #guillermodeltoro
Netflix globally, so here's my portrait of #jacobelordi as The Creature.
Thank you @realgdt.bsky.social for your support to real artists in the moment we all need it more than ever.
I hope you like it!
#frankenstein #netflix #guillermodeltoro
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Guillermo Del Toro's "FRANKENSTEIN" is now playing on
Netflix globally, so here's my portrait of #jacobelordi as The Creature.
Thank you @realgdt.bsky.social for your support to real artists in the moment we all need it more than ever.
I hope you like it!
#frankenstein #netflix #guillermodeltoro
Netflix globally, so here's my portrait of #jacobelordi as The Creature.
Thank you @realgdt.bsky.social for your support to real artists in the moment we all need it more than ever.
I hope you like it!
#frankenstein #netflix #guillermodeltoro