the whole book is like this, this is just the part that finally broke me

for you i subjected myself to it again

i hadn't given up yet because i was curious to see how deep the hole she was digging could get, but then i read a paragraph in her chapter on alien that was so stupid it made me age 10 years so i think i've seen enough

scream with me by eleanor johnson - great thesis but, girl, what the fuck are you talking about

maybe some women should be silenced

the children yearn for the obelisk

Hi, Doug!

could make things worse by not going. could make mom sad by not going. but…………

i've listened to this guy bitch and moan for days after every. single. family function about how miserable he was because we're not vivacious conversationalists but a bunch of uptight narcs

what upsets me isn't that he's not going to be there for the holiday (a day i hate with every fiber of my being) what upsets me is the amount of work i had to do to get these days off and the amount of work i have to do to get there but he wants a "chill xmas this year 🥺"

"everyone hates my 5-year old child and we didn't want people telling him to shut up every two seconds haha" BITCH WHEN HAS ANYONE

his answer? "wow, if i'd known you'd be so upset i would've checked with you first"

there's also the double fucking standard. i know if i tried pulling this stunt he'd ride my ass to kingdom come

my brother has decided he, my sister-in-law, and my dreaded nephew aren't coming and - while i honestly would love to never see any of them again - it's fucking christmas and getting together with your family (even if you don't want to!!) is just what you DO

status update: heater is fixed and we're blasting it