Dylan
@thecastledking.bsky.social
Nothing much to see here. Move along.
for you i subjected myself to it again
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
for you i subjected myself to it again
🎶i can’t believe that worked🎶
September 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🎶i can’t believe that worked🎶
now taking suggestions on how to evict my uninvited guest
August 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
now taking suggestions on how to evict my uninvited guest
The father, son, and the Holy Ghost
June 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The father, son, and the Holy Ghost
after the teens in the moving i’m watching got murdered it cut to their car…
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
after the teens in the moving i’m watching got murdered it cut to their car…
weekend treat splurge on some lego
April 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
weekend treat splurge on some lego
wait hang on stop everything everyone needs to watch this video my mom just sent me
April 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
wait hang on stop everything everyone needs to watch this video my mom just sent me
I do text my friends this picture of Carmela sometimes when I have need of her
April 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I do text my friends this picture of Carmela sometimes when I have need of her
Okay but I do feel like I’m about to have a serious sit down with him in this one and he’s going to tell me he’s not mad just disappointed
April 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Okay but I do feel like I’m about to have a serious sit down with him in this one and he’s going to tell me he’s not mad just disappointed
trying to do that master promissory note thing and eh-fucking-scuse me
March 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
trying to do that master promissory note thing and eh-fucking-scuse me
mamma is visiting and my brother just texted us with “me and the fam are gonna be in town tomorrow so you guys wanna hang out” and i’m…..
March 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
mamma is visiting and my brother just texted us with “me and the fam are gonna be in town tomorrow so you guys wanna hang out” and i’m…..
screeeeech totality!!!
March 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
screeeeech totality!!!
i wish my phone’s camera was better but this is so cool i never get to see fun space stuff
March 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i wish my phone’s camera was better but this is so cool i never get to see fun space stuff
i didn’t get a picture this time, but here’s him snoozing back in november
March 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i didn’t get a picture this time, but here’s him snoozing back in november
Put up my window film and it looks like ass up close but it’s also very pretty
February 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Put up my window film and it looks like ass up close but it’s also very pretty
goose giving big sir robin energy
February 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
goose giving big sir robin energy
the old lady at the tech help outreach wouldn’t take “no ma’am i can’t accept money” as an answer
January 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the old lady at the tech help outreach wouldn’t take “no ma’am i can’t accept money” as an answer
just a girl (gn) and her stew against the world
January 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
just a girl (gn) and her stew against the world
pre and post my annual new years hair chop. fingers crossed i didn’t hack off too much
January 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
pre and post my annual new years hair chop. fingers crossed i didn’t hack off too much
