The Cap'm
@thecapm.tv
QA/dev/nerd, Video Game Enjoyer, Political genius, AI referee, Streamer, Cap'm. He/Him/They. Opinions and 80/90's references are my own, but you can have a copy if you like them.
https://twitch.tv/thecapmtv
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We have installed a technical update for #EscapefromTarkov. Please download the update.
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
We have installed a technical update for #EscapefromTarkov. Please download the update.
Cap'm's Log: With the technical issues HOPEFULLY behind us, we continue our new PvP journey through Tarkov.
Wanna see what trouble we can get into with our little Timmy legs?
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Wanna see what trouble we can get into with our little Timmy legs?
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Cap'm's Log: With the technical issues HOPEFULLY behind us, we continue our new PvP journey through Tarkov.
Wanna see what trouble we can get into with our little Timmy legs?
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Wanna see what trouble we can get into with our little Timmy legs?
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
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Balancing changes in #EscapefromTarkov:
● Test Drive. Part 2 — the task can now be completed on Streets of Tarkov, Ground Zero and Interchange locations;
● Test Drive. Part 3 — the task can now be completed on Lighthouse, Reserve and Customs locations;
● Test Drive. Part 2 — the task can now be completed on Streets of Tarkov, Ground Zero and Interchange locations;
● Test Drive. Part 3 — the task can now be completed on Lighthouse, Reserve and Customs locations;
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Balancing changes in #EscapefromTarkov:
● Test Drive. Part 2 — the task can now be completed on Streets of Tarkov, Ground Zero and Interchange locations;
● Test Drive. Part 3 — the task can now be completed on Lighthouse, Reserve and Customs locations;
● Test Drive. Part 2 — the task can now be completed on Streets of Tarkov, Ground Zero and Interchange locations;
● Test Drive. Part 3 — the task can now be completed on Lighthouse, Reserve and Customs locations;
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Dear players!
We continue to work on improving and expanding the game infrastructure, and we are grateful that despite technical issues, you continue to share your impressions of the #EscapefromTarkov release!
We continue to work on improving and expanding the game infrastructure, and we are grateful that despite technical issues, you continue to share your impressions of the #EscapefromTarkov release!
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dear players!
We continue to work on improving and expanding the game infrastructure, and we are grateful that despite technical issues, you continue to share your impressions of the #EscapefromTarkov release!
We continue to work on improving and expanding the game infrastructure, and we are grateful that despite technical issues, you continue to share your impressions of the #EscapefromTarkov release!
I'm not sure what I think of Escape from Tarkov 1.0 yet. I guess I'll have to play some more to find out.
Join me!
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Join me!
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm not sure what I think of Escape from Tarkov 1.0 yet. I guess I'll have to play some more to find out.
Join me!
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Join me!
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
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We have installed a technical update for #EscapefromTarkov. Please download the update via the launcher.
● Fixed issues with interacting with Jaeger;
● Fixed an issue where some users' item icons were displayed in low resolution regardless of their graphics settings;
● Fixed issues with interacting with Jaeger;
● Fixed an issue where some users' item icons were displayed in low resolution regardless of their graphics settings;
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
We have installed a technical update for #EscapefromTarkov. Please download the update via the launcher.
● Fixed issues with interacting with Jaeger;
● Fixed an issue where some users' item icons were displayed in low resolution regardless of their graphics settings;
● Fixed issues with interacting with Jaeger;
● Fixed an issue where some users' item icons were displayed in low resolution regardless of their graphics settings;
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Dear Tarkovians!
We are aware that the campaign to receive unique Twitch Drops rewards for subscribing to streamers has been postponed.
We are working with Twitch to find various solutions to this issue and will inform streamers and viewers of the new start date.
We are aware that the campaign to receive unique Twitch Drops rewards for subscribing to streamers has been postponed.
We are working with Twitch to find various solutions to this issue and will inform streamers and viewers of the new start date.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dear Tarkovians!
We are aware that the campaign to receive unique Twitch Drops rewards for subscribing to streamers has been postponed.
We are working with Twitch to find various solutions to this issue and will inform streamers and viewers of the new start date.
We are aware that the campaign to receive unique Twitch Drops rewards for subscribing to streamers has been postponed.
We are working with Twitch to find various solutions to this issue and will inform streamers and viewers of the new start date.
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We thank players for their interest in the release of #EscapefromTarkov 1.0 and are aware that due to high traffic, some players may experience problems connecting to servers and authorising in the game and launcher.
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We thank players for their interest in the release of #EscapefromTarkov 1.0 and are aware that due to high traffic, some players may experience problems connecting to servers and authorising in the game and launcher.
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
After years of waiting, Escape from Tarkov 1.0 is finally [nearly] here!
Now all we have to do is wait for the servers to stop melting down.
I'm live on Twitch if you'd like a place to hang while we wait.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Now all we have to do is wait for the servers to stop melting down.
I'm live on Twitch if you'd like a place to hang while we wait.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
After years of waiting, Escape from Tarkov 1.0 is finally [nearly] here!
Now all we have to do is wait for the servers to stop melting down.
I'm live on Twitch if you'd like a place to hang while we wait.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Now all we have to do is wait for the servers to stop melting down.
I'm live on Twitch if you'd like a place to hang while we wait.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
For the majority of my life, political humor in the US has generally involved Bill Clinton getting blown.
I'm curious to see how this continues.
I'm curious to see how this continues.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
For the majority of my life, political humor in the US has generally involved Bill Clinton getting blown.
I'm curious to see how this continues.
I'm curious to see how this continues.
Tonight is the last night of pre-release Escape from Tarkov. Come join me for some beta shenanigans and hopefully a laugh or two.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Tonight is the last night of pre-release Escape from Tarkov. Come join me for some beta shenanigans and hopefully a laugh or two.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
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#EscapefromTarkov is available for preorder on Steam!
Ahead of the release of Escape from Tarkov, we are pleased to announce the start of preorders on Steam.
Ahead of the release of Escape from Tarkov, we are pleased to announce the start of preorders on Steam.
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
#EscapefromTarkov is available for preorder on Steam!
Ahead of the release of Escape from Tarkov, we are pleased to announce the start of preorders on Steam.
Ahead of the release of Escape from Tarkov, we are pleased to announce the start of preorders on Steam.
Pokin' around Tarkov, just trying to finish some quests before 1.0. I probably won't finish all of them, but let's see how far I get.
Come hang out.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Come hang out.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Pokin' around Tarkov, just trying to finish some quests before 1.0. I probably won't finish all of them, but let's see how far I get.
Come hang out.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Come hang out.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Um... @ethicistbitch.bsky.social
Do we need one of these?
Do we need one of these?
i don’t know if there’s Aldi in the UK but omg cheese advent calendar @trashpandacoco.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Um... @ethicistbitch.bsky.social
Do we need one of these?
Do we need one of these?
After 50 years, this is all that remains of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
After 50 years, this is all that remains of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Cap'm's Log: More Escape from Tarkov action coming up, as I begin Test Drive - Part 1.
Come ride along for the test drive
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Come ride along for the test drive
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Cap'm's Log: More Escape from Tarkov action coming up, as I begin Test Drive - Part 1.
Come ride along for the test drive
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
Come ride along for the test drive
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
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There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
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Me, pressing 'send' on an e-mail
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Me, pressing 'send' on an e-mail
Cap'm's Log: Exhausted, but trying to power through. Let's take it easy with some Customs and Labs raids tonight, just for funzies.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Cap'm's Log: Exhausted, but trying to power through. Let's take it easy with some Customs and Labs raids tonight, just for funzies.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
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October 31, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It's time for the final installment of Shooter Born in Heaven in Escape from Tarkov.
4 kills left to go on Lighthouse, and then it's onto other, stupider missions.
Come hang out: twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
4 kills left to go on Lighthouse, and then it's onto other, stupider missions.
Come hang out: twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's time for the final installment of Shooter Born in Heaven in Escape from Tarkov.
4 kills left to go on Lighthouse, and then it's onto other, stupider missions.
Come hang out: twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
4 kills left to go on Lighthouse, and then it's onto other, stupider missions.
Come hang out: twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
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