The Cap'm
@thecapm.tv
QA/dev/nerd, Video Game Enjoyer, Political genius, AI referee, Streamer, Cap'm. He/Him/They. Opinions and 80/90's references are my own, but you can have a copy if you like them.
https://twitch.tv/thecapmtv
https://twitch.tv/thecapmtv
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
After 50 years, this is all that remains of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
After 50 years, this is all that remains of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Hiatus is over. Tomorrow night, we answer the call...
September 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Hiatus is over. Tomorrow night, we answer the call...
Won't you tell me how to get
How to get to
How to get to
July 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Won't you tell me how to get
How to get to
How to get to
I got an 1800 day streak on DuoLingo.
And now I'm cancelling DuoLingo today to protest the idea that AI is better than people at helping people learn language.
And now I'm cancelling DuoLingo today to protest the idea that AI is better than people at helping people learn language.
May 30, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I got an 1800 day streak on DuoLingo.
And now I'm cancelling DuoLingo today to protest the idea that AI is better than people at helping people learn language.
And now I'm cancelling DuoLingo today to protest the idea that AI is better than people at helping people learn language.
Administrative note:
Commander Birdie has been appointed Ambassador for Interdimensional Affairs. She will represent TheCapmTV in all negotiations, treaties, and inexplicable dimensional anomalies. Her qualifications include loyalty, intuition, and the ability to detect vibes at subatomic levels.
Commander Birdie has been appointed Ambassador for Interdimensional Affairs. She will represent TheCapmTV in all negotiations, treaties, and inexplicable dimensional anomalies. Her qualifications include loyalty, intuition, and the ability to detect vibes at subatomic levels.
May 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Administrative note:
Commander Birdie has been appointed Ambassador for Interdimensional Affairs. She will represent TheCapmTV in all negotiations, treaties, and inexplicable dimensional anomalies. Her qualifications include loyalty, intuition, and the ability to detect vibes at subatomic levels.
Commander Birdie has been appointed Ambassador for Interdimensional Affairs. She will represent TheCapmTV in all negotiations, treaties, and inexplicable dimensional anomalies. Her qualifications include loyalty, intuition, and the ability to detect vibes at subatomic levels.
For anyone who needs a #PetPicture, here's Commander Birdie tucked in and comfy in bed.
May 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
For anyone who needs a #PetPicture, here's Commander Birdie tucked in and comfy in bed.
Midwest trip update:
Stopped in Wisconsin for lunch. This was in the salads section of the menu.
It is not a salad, it is a pizza with a lettuce crust.
Stopped in Wisconsin for lunch. This was in the salads section of the menu.
It is not a salad, it is a pizza with a lettuce crust.
May 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Midwest trip update:
Stopped in Wisconsin for lunch. This was in the salads section of the menu.
It is not a salad, it is a pizza with a lettuce crust.
Stopped in Wisconsin for lunch. This was in the salads section of the menu.
It is not a salad, it is a pizza with a lettuce crust.
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The average American has three friends
Here's some AI slop.
Let's play some more Tarkov. I might actually know where I'm going now.
DISCLAIMER: I don't know where I'm going now.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV.
Also, for reference: open.spotify.com/track/63nwX8...
Let's play some more Tarkov. I might actually know where I'm going now.
DISCLAIMER: I don't know where I'm going now.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV.
Also, for reference: open.spotify.com/track/63nwX8...
April 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Here's some AI slop.
Let's play some more Tarkov. I might actually know where I'm going now.
DISCLAIMER: I don't know where I'm going now.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV.
Also, for reference: open.spotify.com/track/63nwX8...
Let's play some more Tarkov. I might actually know where I'm going now.
DISCLAIMER: I don't know where I'm going now.
twitch.tv/TheCapmTV.
Also, for reference: open.spotify.com/track/63nwX8...
I went snorkeling. I almost died.
March 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I went snorkeling. I almost died.
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social I think I'm having dinner with a friend of yours.
March 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social I think I'm having dinner with a friend of yours.
Cancelling the stream for today, y'all. I feel rotten and don't think I'd be very fun to hang out with. Here's my stream schedule for this week - hopefully
December 16, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Cancelling the stream for today, y'all. I feel rotten and don't think I'd be very fun to hang out with. Here's my stream schedule for this week - hopefully
December 9, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Late as usual, here's my stream schedule for this week. As you can see, I'm taking some time away from Twitch, where I will be touching grass.
See y'all on Friday, unless plans change.
Cap'm out.
See y'all on Friday, unless plans change.
Cap'm out.
December 3, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Late as usual, here's my stream schedule for this week. As you can see, I'm taking some time away from Twitch, where I will be touching grass.
See y'all on Friday, unless plans change.
Cap'm out.
See y'all on Friday, unless plans change.
Cap'm out.
November 25, 2024 at 6:26 AM
We're back on the air after 3 weeks and playing some Escape from Tarkov. We'll be starting a bit late today - I accidentally approved the Windows 11 24H2 Update and it's taking forever to install. We'll see how much works on the other end.
Hope to see all soon!
#promosky #twitch #streamer
Hope to see all soon!
#promosky #twitch #streamer
October 29, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Posting this early because I can't fucking wait to get back, y'all.
October 25, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Posting this early because I can't fucking wait to get back, y'all.
Here's my [late] schedule for the week. This will be more meaningful once I'm back on the air.
October 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Here's my [late] schedule for the week. This will be more meaningful once I'm back on the air.
Post a photo you took with green in it. Just a photo. No description.
October 19, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Post a photo you took with green in it. Just a photo. No description.
People and gentlemen: the best martini I've ever had. It tastes like lemon water. I could down a liter of this before realizing there's booze in it.
October 18, 2024 at 10:14 PM
People and gentlemen: the best martini I've ever had. It tastes like lemon water. I could down a liter of this before realizing there's booze in it.
Hey #new Bluesky members. I'm The Cap'm. I have a channel on #Twitch where I play video games and you can watch!
I usually play Escape From #Tarkov, but I'll be branching out more once I return from hiatus at the end of the month.
Check me totally out at twitch.tv/thecapmtv
Returning in 1 week.
I usually play Escape From #Tarkov, but I'll be branching out more once I return from hiatus at the end of the month.
Check me totally out at twitch.tv/thecapmtv
Returning in 1 week.
October 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Hey #new Bluesky members. I'm The Cap'm. I have a channel on #Twitch where I play video games and you can watch!
I usually play Escape From #Tarkov, but I'll be branching out more once I return from hiatus at the end of the month.
Check me totally out at twitch.tv/thecapmtv
Returning in 1 week.
I usually play Escape From #Tarkov, but I'll be branching out more once I return from hiatus at the end of the month.
Check me totally out at twitch.tv/thecapmtv
Returning in 1 week.
Chat, help!
I broke a statue!
I broke a statue!
October 14, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Chat, help!
I broke a statue!
I broke a statue!
Deleted the old post because it used a font that I don't have the rights to. The other graphic was a mock-up for fonts I want to license and was posted by mistake.
Anyway, no streams until 30 OCT.
Anyway, no streams until 30 OCT.
October 13, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Deleted the old post because it used a font that I don't have the rights to. The other graphic was a mock-up for fonts I want to license and was posted by mistake.
Anyway, no streams until 30 OCT.
Anyway, no streams until 30 OCT.
Some serious-ass Assassin's Creed energy in this town.
October 13, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Some serious-ass Assassin's Creed energy in this town.