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these bitches gay, good for them
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I guess I should do an intro:
My name is theo, I’m in my 20s, I’m nonbinary (they/them) and I like
-Greek mythology
-Star Wars
-station eleven
-lotr
-Minecraft
-reading (classics, fanfic, trash)
-science (I just wanna know how everything works)
-anything Indigenous (since I am as well)
-dune
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No foreign power has ever posed as massive and immediate a threat to the United States as the current administration.
January 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Then go fuck yourself
January 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The high school used for ‘Carrie’ ‘Teen Wolf’ ‘Freaky Friday’ and more has burned down as a result of the Palisades fires.
January 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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the list of things i would do before listening to mark zuckerberg on joe rogan is infinite
January 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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I think there’s a misconception out there that good writing means phrasing things in a way nobody ever has or would—that if a sentence feels familiar in the mind it fails. The opposite is true. Good writing is phrasing things in a way everyone has always wanted to and recognizes in their hearts.
January 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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are you going around issuing pedantic little corrections to people's joyful hyperbolic statements? is it giving you a tingly warm feeling of potency? how bout you give yourself a vinegar enema instead
January 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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One of the weirder things about watching the hard right turn of big tech is that it really reminds you that they don’t think people outside America are real
January 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.
January 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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people will go on the internet and say anything

“you should be respectful when people die no matter how horrible they are”

no you shouldn’t. that isn’t true.
Anita Bryant, Singer and Crusader Against Gay Rights, Dies at 84
She has hits with songs like "Paper Roses" and served as a spokesperson for Florida orange juice before her career came crashing down.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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<wheezing>

You folks you- you gotta hire furries to vet this shit an-

<wheezing>

and it's on DOG COLLARS

<gasping>

THE LARGE SIZE IS SOLD OUT ALREADY GEE I WONDER WHO BOUGHT THAT
January 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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When I was 23, the house I lived in burned to the ground. I was asleep, and got out with nothing but my pjs and my roommate’s dog.

When you lose your house it is not about the sofa or tv. It’s the concert t-shirt you bought with your best friend, and the last letter your grandfather wrote you.
January 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.
January 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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she pts on my d
January 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The "dei started the fires" things is the opening salvo of 4 years of conservative capitalists being unable and unwilling to address the faults of Conservative ideology and Capitalism, and preemptively misdirecting the eventual frustration as their braindead cult find their lives getting worse.
January 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.
January 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Elon trying to explain the twitter nazi civil war he started to Trump, who just calls him a slur and throws a diet coke can at him
December 27, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Love that he spent 44 billion on a website and hundreds of millions on an election and he’s still the most miserable whiner on earth
December 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I want it to be on the record that I fucking hate Netflix. This password sharing crackdown is stupid, selfish, and shortsighted. Hopefully someone does smth the Netflix CEO next
December 26, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Nosferatu isn't out until January 1 in the UK, so please no spoilers for a remake of a movie that came out in 1922 that I have seen, based on a book that came out in 1897 that I have read. thanks
December 25, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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In the final minutes of It's a Wonderful Life, George Bailey gets to see what the world would look like if it was ruled by a malicious megalomaniac with no empathy and no concern beyond increasing his own personal wealth. Thank goodness that'll never happen.
December 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM