Rose the Bard
@thebloomingrose.bsky.social
30ish Transfem Genderfae Asexual Cryptid | Autistic Poet LARPer Goth Girl | She whose Smile Shames the Sun and Charms the Moon | NSFW | Minors DNI | It/She/Fae
https://linktr.ee/sylviabramblebloom
https://linktr.ee/sylviabramblebloom
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December #promosky! I'm Sylvia, 30ish asexual transfem. Always looking for moots!
I'm into:
✧Nintendo
✧Smash Bros
✧Yakuza/Like a Dragon
✧Sonic the Hedgehog
✧Soulslikes
✧Polyam
✧Writing Poetry
✧Dancing
✧Weed
✧Being Funny and Hot
✧Queer Shitposting
✧LARPing on the weekends
✧Pretty Girls
I'm into:
✧Nintendo
✧Smash Bros
✧Yakuza/Like a Dragon
✧Sonic the Hedgehog
✧Soulslikes
✧Polyam
✧Writing Poetry
✧Dancing
✧Weed
✧Being Funny and Hot
✧Queer Shitposting
✧LARPing on the weekends
✧Pretty Girls
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You're either doing bong rips in your underwear with me, or you're doing bong rips in your underwear against me.
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
You're either doing bong rips in your underwear with me, or you're doing bong rips in your underwear against me.
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christian metalcore band that also educates you about biology: Norma Gene
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
christian metalcore band that also educates you about biology: Norma Gene
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Incels complain constantly about straight women having too high of standards, when in actuality an alarming amount of women have abysmal standards, and they can’t even meet those.
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Incels complain constantly about straight women having too high of standards, when in actuality an alarming amount of women have abysmal standards, and they can’t even meet those.
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy
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My nesting partner and I are doing a thing and would love support...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...
Wild Arts Apothecary: Herbalism, Seidr and Community Care
Handcrafted herbal goods, ritual tools, and botanical education rooted in ethics, inclusivity, and ancestral craft.
www.kickstarter.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My nesting partner and I are doing a thing and would love support...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...
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Making your tits squeak
trying to catch 🤝 trying to catch
a clown girl a dog girl
trying to catch 🤝 trying to catch
a clown girl a dog girl
okay so trial run of putting dog squeakers in my bra and calling them "honkers" went super well.
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Making your tits squeak
trying to catch 🤝 trying to catch
a clown girl a dog girl
trying to catch 🤝 trying to catch
a clown girl a dog girl
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Ok well first of all the LEAST important thing about making art is being good at it so write that down
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ok well first of all the LEAST important thing about making art is being good at it so write that down
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trans men are fucking rad ❤️
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
trans men are fucking rad ❤️
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You're either doing bong rips in your underwear with me, or you're doing bong rips in your underwear against me.
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
You're either doing bong rips in your underwear with me, or you're doing bong rips in your underwear against me.
This is a sick album and I recommend this to any pop punk or transfem enthusiast
Some Girls Try Too Hard: an all trans girl cover compilation of Blink-182's Enema Of The State
all proceeds go to TransLifeline
AVAILABLE NOW, from @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social
afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/some-g...
all proceeds go to TransLifeline
AVAILABLE NOW, from @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social
afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/some-g...
Some Girls Try Too Hard, by A Few Good Records
12 track album
afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is a sick album and I recommend this to any pop punk or transfem enthusiast
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i’m pastrypilled now. absolutely muffinmaxxed. a real croissanthun.
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
i’m pastrypilled now. absolutely muffinmaxxed. a real croissanthun.
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HRT injection + a bong rip call that the tranny speedball
February 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
HRT injection + a bong rip call that the tranny speedball
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/tttt/ brain wormed Garfield be like; "i hate hon-days"
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
/tttt/ brain wormed Garfield be like; "i hate hon-days"
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the average bluesky experience after 6 months:
Seducing And Having Quickies With Slutty Amateurs On A Real Life Dating Website
February 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
the average bluesky experience after 6 months:
Quotepost with a hotty who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Quotepost with a hotty who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
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Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?
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yeah i really am a little fae creature aren't i
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
yeah i really am a little fae creature aren't i
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the urge to roll a joint for a pretty girl and stroke her hair while she smokes it with me
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 AM
the urge to roll a joint for a pretty girl and stroke her hair while she smokes it with me
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Skate fast and eat ass :3
February 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Skate fast and eat ass :3
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if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age
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This Friday, @josie.zone, @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social, myself, and a fantastic group of musicians have a gift for you.
I guess this is growing up…
I guess this is growing up…
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
This Friday, @josie.zone, @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social, myself, and a fantastic group of musicians have a gift for you.
I guess this is growing up…
I guess this is growing up…
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No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
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my kingdom for a trans woman who allows herself to take a break
February 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
my kingdom for a trans woman who allows herself to take a break