Laurie ⚧️
thebagelbird.bsky.social
Laurie ⚧️
@thebagelbird.bsky.social
20 y.o Quebecois and Moroccan tgirl who's learning how to professionally bake
Freaky, I repost kinky stuff
I'm taken (shout-out to my beautiful wife)
Wruuyafff arrrff
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it's like how full nudity is sometimes "less sexy" than being half-clothed, or how movie monsters are "less scary" when you see them fully lit up.

that in-between state, where you can't quite see what's sexy/scary, turns your imagination on and that does the work for you, imagining an ideal result.
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Warmup doodle with a hot lady knight. Drawing her helmet was surprisingly fun
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Wifey called me a good girl and good doggy and good puppy so many times after I dommed her on vc as a rewarddddd I'm so happyyyy
I felt it my brain, the rush... tge limitless love and undying loyalty getting rewarded
Im so happy
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You can't have sex without cuddles
The sex is a bit cuddly too
And the cuddles are a bit sexual
It's like the ying yang of intimacy
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Jer”king” off? nah im jerqueen off. get on the right side of herstory
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
@elohelecksdee.bsky.social
I'm proud to be your 420th follower
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"These boots are made for walking" by Nancy Sinatra is what made me realize at a young age that I wanted a lady wearing big boots walking all over me
It changed me, I pictured a girl walking on me and mocking me and I was never the same, no matter how much I wanted to deny it
a group of women are dancing in front of a make gifs at gifsoup.com watermark
Alt: Nancy Sinatra and a group of female dancers wearing boots all dancing together It's a clip of the video clip for "These Boots are Made for Walking" by Nancy Sinatra gifsoup.com watermark
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December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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it's fascinating that starting hrt has like completely obliterated my like uhhh. sense of shame? like the me of a year ago would be horrified of what the me of now has become and im PROUD of that. im freakin it. im gettin nasty with it now and it's great. i feel like a whole new person
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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i love pups! the puppy rambles, the excited barks mixed in with licks and sniffs and tail wags, imagining a dumbed down puppy helplessly rutting against their owners legs, whimpers and small growls the only thing able to escape their muzzle <3

(this is not about dogs btw)
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Pup really wants to perfect the gross neet girl character design, the kind (often) with glasses, uneven teeth + braces, a lot of body hair, sweats often, dark eyebags, and smells like a mix of fast food and bodily fluids
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December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Got tazed at the mall for shouting SLEIGH QUEEN at their Mrs Claus.
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Warm Hearts. 💗
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Mind is wandering and now I keep thinking about having to come out to the family that's in Morocco.
I miss the family I have back there but the one they're missing isn't exactly me.
How the fuck do I even go about telling them that.
Will they still love me?
I know mother already told some ppl...
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Waking up in the middle of the night and just..... Yearning
I miss her so fucking much
Wruff world out there
I want to give her freshly baked baked brioche that I made myself
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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transphobe who isn't over her ex: saw my biological partner yesterday
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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🍖
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Wifey said I was a good girl for passing my flour identification exam and I'm still riding the high of that compliment rn
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I’m gonna be honest @jay.bsky.team, banning a side account that I made after this one was suspended due to me being scared for my husband who was kidnapped by ICE and having a dev meme on this is insane PR for any site.

By that I mean BAD PR.

I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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"Is Yukari Yakumo A PAWG" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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In the puberty ban consultation, before it was made permanent, academics like me told the Gov this was happening. We noted the risk of youth who are self-meding avoiding engagement with routine healthcare, leading to wider healthcare inequalities. Our testimony was dismissed as 'anecdotal evidence'
What did you think would happen when you restricted access to care?
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM