Lovejoy
@thealtonobserver.bsky.social
Leftist. Lover of spite. Pro-chaos. Pro-generosity. Pro-choice. Pro-sandwich. All opinions are my own unless stolen from someone else, and then they are ours, comrade.
Fathers, teach your daughters how to field dress a deer, and not make it their whole personality.
September 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Fathers, teach your daughters how to field dress a deer, and not make it their whole personality.
My appliance repairman, who recently gave me the washing machine’s complete, unabridged history from the last 20 years, begs to differ.
RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.
September 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My appliance repairman, who recently gave me the washing machine’s complete, unabridged history from the last 20 years, begs to differ.
Georgia plays Alabama this Saturday on ABC.
Sinclair owns a lot of stations in the south.
This whole thing could be over in a day if Disney had the guts to do it.
Sinclair owns a lot of stations in the south.
This whole thing could be over in a day if Disney had the guts to do it.
This just in from Sinclair: "Beginning Tuesday night Sinclair will be preempting 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' across our ABC affiliate stations and replacing it with news programming. Discussions with ABC are ongoing as we evaluate the show's potential return."
September 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Georgia plays Alabama this Saturday on ABC.
Sinclair owns a lot of stations in the south.
This whole thing could be over in a day if Disney had the guts to do it.
Sinclair owns a lot of stations in the south.
This whole thing could be over in a day if Disney had the guts to do it.
This reads like an “I Think You Should Leave” sketch.
August 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This reads like an “I Think You Should Leave” sketch.
This is what happens when a group of people is never held accountable for their actions. After decades of warnings, they’ve convinced themselves they’re untouchable. And since they’ve never faced consequences, their only move is to point the finger at someone else.
i do not understand suing a dairy because you made the unwise decision to purchase and consume raw milk www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
Mother sues Florida dairy farm, claims she lost fetus after raw milk led to bacterial infection
A New Smyrna Beach dairy farm was named in a lawsuit filed by a woman who claims she lost her fetus after falling ill while caring for her toddler who became sick after drinking raw, unpasteurized mil...
www.clickorlando.com
August 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is what happens when a group of people is never held accountable for their actions. After decades of warnings, they’ve convinced themselves they’re untouchable. And since they’ve never faced consequences, their only move is to point the finger at someone else.
I love baseball so, so much.
July 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I love baseball so, so much.
Scream this from the rooftops!
Another way that Zohran shows the way forward is he has spent zero time lingering on smears. Part of what killed Corbyn, for example, is that he has to publicly address every fake scandal and it drove long media cycles. The left needs to move past apologizing and constantly justifying itself.
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Scream this from the rooftops!
I don’t know who needs to read this, but go tell your S.O. (or whoever) that you love them.
June 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don’t know who needs to read this, but go tell your S.O. (or whoever) that you love them.
Makes no mistake, the anti-Mamdami crowd isn’t afraid that the Zohran will fail, they are terrified that he will succeed.
If Mamdami’s policies work, there is a high likelihood they will spread and that terrifies the ruling class of this country.
If Mamdami’s policies work, there is a high likelihood they will spread and that terrifies the ruling class of this country.
June 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Makes no mistake, the anti-Mamdami crowd isn’t afraid that the Zohran will fail, they are terrified that he will succeed.
If Mamdami’s policies work, there is a high likelihood they will spread and that terrifies the ruling class of this country.
If Mamdami’s policies work, there is a high likelihood they will spread and that terrifies the ruling class of this country.
A confidential informant told me that Cuomo always picks Joja Mart over the Community Center in his Stardew Valley runs.
Just saying.
Just saying.
June 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A confidential informant told me that Cuomo always picks Joja Mart over the Community Center in his Stardew Valley runs.
Just saying.
Just saying.
The real difference between Bluesky and Twitter in this one thread.
Noted journalist @jamellebouie.net posts incorrect Star Wars canon (Grand Admiral Thrawn collects art) & Star Wars fans POLITELY respond in the comments.
If that’s not proof enough of this site’s value, I don’t know what is.
Noted journalist @jamellebouie.net posts incorrect Star Wars canon (Grand Admiral Thrawn collects art) & Star Wars fans POLITELY respond in the comments.
If that’s not proof enough of this site’s value, I don’t know what is.
recent star wars canon holds that grand moff tarkin collects the art of alien species to understand them and more effectively repress them. this idea — that your opponents are sentient like yourself and have motivations worth understanding — is exactly what escapes our current crop of reactionaries.
June 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The real difference between Bluesky and Twitter in this one thread.
Noted journalist @jamellebouie.net posts incorrect Star Wars canon (Grand Admiral Thrawn collects art) & Star Wars fans POLITELY respond in the comments.
If that’s not proof enough of this site’s value, I don’t know what is.
Noted journalist @jamellebouie.net posts incorrect Star Wars canon (Grand Admiral Thrawn collects art) & Star Wars fans POLITELY respond in the comments.
If that’s not proof enough of this site’s value, I don’t know what is.
Hey you!
Yes, you!
You need some Time Henson in your timeline.
So here you go.
Yes, you!
You need some Time Henson in your timeline.
So here you go.
Classical Dragon
YouTube video by Tim Henson
www.youtube.com
May 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hey you!
Yes, you!
You need some Time Henson in your timeline.
So here you go.
Yes, you!
You need some Time Henson in your timeline.
So here you go.
I truly believe If leftist/progressive creators cut their average video lengths in half, their ideas would reach more people. Even as a fan, I hesitate to watch 1.5-hour videos from new creators. Don’t dumb it down, and don't completely abandon deep dives, but hit the high points and move on.
May 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I truly believe If leftist/progressive creators cut their average video lengths in half, their ideas would reach more people. Even as a fan, I hesitate to watch 1.5-hour videos from new creators. Don’t dumb it down, and don't completely abandon deep dives, but hit the high points and move on.
Ever wondered what a person would be like if their mother breastfed them until they were 30?
Here is a really solid breakdown of the Weinstein brothers and why they are deserving of ridicule.
Shoutout to Professor Dave Explains.
Support him on Pateron here: www.patreon.com/professordaveexplains
Here is a really solid breakdown of the Weinstein brothers and why they are deserving of ridicule.
Shoutout to Professor Dave Explains.
Support him on Pateron here: www.patreon.com/professordaveexplains
Bret and Eric Weinstein: Brothers in Fraudulence
YouTube video by Professor Dave Explains
www.youtube.com
May 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ever wondered what a person would be like if their mother breastfed them until they were 30?
Here is a really solid breakdown of the Weinstein brothers and why they are deserving of ridicule.
Shoutout to Professor Dave Explains.
Support him on Pateron here: www.patreon.com/professordaveexplains
Here is a really solid breakdown of the Weinstein brothers and why they are deserving of ridicule.
Shoutout to Professor Dave Explains.
Support him on Pateron here: www.patreon.com/professordaveexplains
From a throne of money, art, jewelry, & clothes, the last techbro instructs hordes of AI bots to talk, argue, & sell useless junk to each other. He’s unsure if any other humans are left. This is the culture, economy & government now. “Thank god I was here to save the world,” he thinks with a smile
May 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
From a throne of money, art, jewelry, & clothes, the last techbro instructs hordes of AI bots to talk, argue, & sell useless junk to each other. He’s unsure if any other humans are left. This is the culture, economy & government now. “Thank god I was here to save the world,” he thinks with a smile
This silly goose
Everybody knows that China is the one who pays the tariffs.
Right?
……Right?
Oh no…….
Everybody knows that China is the one who pays the tariffs.
Right?
……Right?
Oh no…….
May 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This silly goose
Everybody knows that China is the one who pays the tariffs.
Right?
……Right?
Oh no…….
Everybody knows that China is the one who pays the tariffs.
Right?
……Right?
Oh no…….
Oof, White Sox fans’ sleep paralysis demon is going to start looking a skinny, pasty skinned guy before too long.
May 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oof, White Sox fans’ sleep paralysis demon is going to start looking a skinny, pasty skinned guy before too long.
Hear me out, Dems. could learn a thing or two from dumb stuff like this.
Politics is theater.
The masses need to see you DOING so mething, even if it doesn’t accomplish anything,
For every backroom deal to keep the EPA running, you also need to take all the batteries in Nancy Mace’s office.
Politics is theater.
The masses need to see you DOING so mething, even if it doesn’t accomplish anything,
For every backroom deal to keep the EPA running, you also need to take all the batteries in Nancy Mace’s office.
May 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hear me out, Dems. could learn a thing or two from dumb stuff like this.
Politics is theater.
The masses need to see you DOING so mething, even if it doesn’t accomplish anything,
For every backroom deal to keep the EPA running, you also need to take all the batteries in Nancy Mace’s office.
Politics is theater.
The masses need to see you DOING so mething, even if it doesn’t accomplish anything,
For every backroom deal to keep the EPA running, you also need to take all the batteries in Nancy Mace’s office.
Awesome!
Sounds like Senator Hawley would be all in on raising the top-tier tax rate then.
Good for him!
Sounds like Senator Hawley would be all in on raising the top-tier tax rate then.
Good for him!
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
May 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Awesome!
Sounds like Senator Hawley would be all in on raising the top-tier tax rate then.
Good for him!
Sounds like Senator Hawley would be all in on raising the top-tier tax rate then.
Good for him!
I have a feeling this isn't this lady's rodeo.
I wouldn't be surprised if she had a story that involved having to hide in Abbie Hoffman's basement and making Andy Warhol go on a cigarette run or how how in 1968 she bit a guy the Chicago DNC riots.
I wouldn't be surprised if she had a story that involved having to hide in Abbie Hoffman's basement and making Andy Warhol go on a cigarette run or how how in 1968 she bit a guy the Chicago DNC riots.
NEW YORK: “Please detail what your red line is, and at what point you’ll actually stand up for the constitution you swore an oath to defend.”
An older woman is carried out by law enforcement for asking questions @repmikelawler (R) doesn’t like.
An older woman is carried out by law enforcement for asking questions @repmikelawler (R) doesn’t like.
May 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have a feeling this isn't this lady's rodeo.
I wouldn't be surprised if she had a story that involved having to hide in Abbie Hoffman's basement and making Andy Warhol go on a cigarette run or how how in 1968 she bit a guy the Chicago DNC riots.
I wouldn't be surprised if she had a story that involved having to hide in Abbie Hoffman's basement and making Andy Warhol go on a cigarette run or how how in 1968 she bit a guy the Chicago DNC riots.
People of Bluesky who go to Costco and buy one thing (that isn’t a TV, grill, patio furniture, etc), how does drop off service from the insane asylum work?
Do they pick you up later or just wait in the parking lot?
You’re only getting a tub of sour cream so I bet they wait, but I’m still curious.
Do they pick you up later or just wait in the parking lot?
You’re only getting a tub of sour cream so I bet they wait, but I’m still curious.
May 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
People of Bluesky who go to Costco and buy one thing (that isn’t a TV, grill, patio furniture, etc), how does drop off service from the insane asylum work?
Do they pick you up later or just wait in the parking lot?
You’re only getting a tub of sour cream so I bet they wait, but I’m still curious.
Do they pick you up later or just wait in the parking lot?
You’re only getting a tub of sour cream so I bet they wait, but I’m still curious.
Calling it Photshopped is an insult to Photoshop.
That's a PowerPoint Slide with four text boxes added and letters written in Courier.
That's a PowerPoint Slide with four text boxes added and letters written in Courier.
May 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Calling it Photshopped is an insult to Photoshop.
That's a PowerPoint Slide with four text boxes added and letters written in Courier.
That's a PowerPoint Slide with four text boxes added and letters written in Courier.
Broadcasting these Cabinet meetings presents a good example of what an exec committee with an asshole CEO is like. Rules: only share good news (even if you have to make it up), one-up the last speaker, and the CEOs ideas are good, everything else is shit. Bonus: the CEO likely forgets it all anyway.
Trump cabinet members all have red MAGA hats in front of them during today's cabinet meeting
April 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Broadcasting these Cabinet meetings presents a good example of what an exec committee with an asshole CEO is like. Rules: only share good news (even if you have to make it up), one-up the last speaker, and the CEOs ideas are good, everything else is shit. Bonus: the CEO likely forgets it all anyway.
Pretty impressive that they were able to conduct the research necessary to make such a claim in 100 days.
I mean, he wouldn't lie about this, right?
I mean, he wouldn't lie about this, right?
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
April 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pretty impressive that they were able to conduct the research necessary to make such a claim in 100 days.
I mean, he wouldn't lie about this, right?
I mean, he wouldn't lie about this, right?
Bah! These scientists and their science.
I don't care that gorillas are social animals who prefer running to fighting.
I want a gorilla with a grudge. A gorilla hell bent on turning 100 dudes into soup.
100 guys eventually win, but it's a blood bath. Those who didn't die wish they did situation.
I don't care that gorillas are social animals who prefer running to fighting.
I want a gorilla with a grudge. A gorilla hell bent on turning 100 dudes into soup.
100 guys eventually win, but it's a blood bath. Those who didn't die wish they did situation.
I'd had enough of the armchair debate about whether 100 guys could take down a gorilla, so I went to the experts. Here is what actual primatologists and wildlife conservationists (including @nakedprimate.bsky.social and @marspidermonkey.bsky.social) said when I wasted their time with this question:
Could 100 Men Beat a Gorilla in a Fight? Here's What Primatologists Say
Primatologists weigh in on the debate that has ignited the internet: Could 100 humans beat a single silverback gorilla in physical combat?
www.rollingstone.com
April 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Bah! These scientists and their science.
I don't care that gorillas are social animals who prefer running to fighting.
I want a gorilla with a grudge. A gorilla hell bent on turning 100 dudes into soup.
100 guys eventually win, but it's a blood bath. Those who didn't die wish they did situation.
I don't care that gorillas are social animals who prefer running to fighting.
I want a gorilla with a grudge. A gorilla hell bent on turning 100 dudes into soup.
100 guys eventually win, but it's a blood bath. Those who didn't die wish they did situation.